9/26 - Quinn breaks up with Chris

That's true. Chris is a spineless worm around women but when china's on the table chris has shown he will scream, rage, cry, throw fits and shit his pants to get it. I'm certain she can postpone it, but I'm certain chris would also start going back to this old chauvinistic 'male' persona if it meant convincing Jessie to sleep with him.

 

I third this. I feel like, troll or not, JQ will do everything in her power to delay her having sex with Chris, and if Chris tries to plead and beg for it, she could always hold the threat of "If you all you care about is us having sex, I'll just dump you" over his head.

Heck, JQ might even go a step further and delay *kissing* Chris unless she absolutely has to and has exhausted every delay tactic she has. It'll make for an interesting date as, knowing Chris, within seconds of sitting down to the movie, he'll probably try and go in, lips a-puckered.

 

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Hindsight is going to be everything in this saga. Once 10/6 hits, this will either be the most insane saga or the biggest disappointment this side of Catherine.

I would pay money to watch that buddy comedy. The most autistic buddy comedy ever.

Agreed. It's one thing when Chris rages, but this actually makes me feel a little bad.

 

Won't happen. Chris may pucker up and try something, but if JQ's ready to end things over him following doopie on twitter via a dummy account: I can't imagine the shit storm she'd stir up over him trying to touch her. Methinks she'll scream and storm out, and chris will miss the predictable movie about cartoon horsies because he had to flaccidly convince Jessie that he wasn't trying to do the pretend-to-yawn trick.

 

Probably. Knowing now that JQ likes to use drama to stir shit up, it wouldn't shock me one bit if, rather then just ignore or rebuff him silently, she would very roughly push him away and go for the "UGH, GET AWAY FROM ME YOU CREEP!" scenario.

 

How do you know she likes to stir up drama? Apart from this whole ridicilous shit?

 

For me, it was her eyes.

 

Not the clown eyebrows?

 

Honestly, it *is* this ridiculous shit that makes me suspicious of it

 

Nah, fam. Although the eyebrows do help, just, y'know, every single photo of this person I've ever seen make her look like someone that just wants to have control of everything.

 

God this just struck me, but this is starting to look like Beth and Jerry's relationship from Rick and Morty. XD

 

Which one of us will be Rick? Which one of us will be Chris' daddy? An who will be Morty? Wait, Sonichu will be Morty.

 

Clyde Cash is Rick.

 

Perfect! Who here's good at fanart? I need to see this.

 

Remember when Chris was silent and people thought he was getting better?

 

You mean after the babysitter put him in the closet?

 

he should have stayed in there tbh