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  1. Craftaman Tractor

    Craftaman Tractor I do not identify myself as a helicopter

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    Sadly, this is the closest approximation we'll get until some day in a distant future when some ween digs up his grave.
    shespookedforcwc.png
     
    Craftaman Tractor, Feb 10, 2017
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  2. JOHANnessburg

    JOHANnessburg Shut up Johan you're driving me crazy

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    What if was a drug king pin dealer named Ricardo Weston Chandler and Martinez was his rival?
     
    JOHANnessburg, Feb 11, 2017
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  3. PigaDgrifm

    PigaDgrifm For every problem there's a Final Solution.

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    Mexico would smell like rotten watermelons.
     
    PigaDgrifm, Feb 11, 2017
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  4. Stardust

    Stardust Self-proclaimed Ween

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    What if chris is outside eating on a restaurant and some ween put on the tv "for julie eyes only"?
     
    Stardust, Feb 11, 2017
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  5. PigaDgrifm

    PigaDgrifm For every problem there's a Final Solution.

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    He'd shit himself and do nothing as the ween is banned from the restaurant.
     
    PigaDgrifm, Feb 11, 2017
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  6. ShinyMetalAss

    ShinyMetalAss Blackjack, Hookers & 'Tism

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    What if Chris bought a Quickie Forumn?
     
    ShinyMetalAss, Feb 11, 2017
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  7. king kong... with wings?

    king kong... with wings? Snek doesn't like being manhandled

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    what if chris became an electrician?
     
    king kong... with wings?, Feb 11, 2017
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  8. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    He'd get zapped to the extreme. Also he'd be the laziest electrician ever.

    What if Chris got a job as a garbage guy?
     
    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704, Feb 11, 2017
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  9. king kong... with wings?

    king kong... with wings? Snek doesn't like being manhandled

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    he'd complain about having to haul garbage all day or perhaps mention how barb lives in garbage
     
    king kong... with wings?, Feb 11, 2017
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  10. ShavedSheep

    ShavedSheep Baa!

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    What if Chris was a power ranger?
     
    ShavedSheep, Feb 11, 2017
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  11. Mouseberger

    Mouseberger Ground Lolcow on White Bread

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    Dirty, crapped Mexico. Because Trump would know which way to point him.

    He would insist either on being the red ranger to be the leader or the pink ranger to be a girl, then throw a tantrum when this wasn't allowed. He wouldn't lift a finger to help fight the putties or whatever disposable minions the villain uses, his Zord wouldn't combine with the others leaving the Megazord an amputee in the climactic fights, and all around he'd shit himself and do nothing while claiming to be the most amazing and great Power Ranger but under too much stress.
     
    Mouseberger, Feb 11, 2017
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  12. PigaDgrifm

    PigaDgrifm For every problem there's a Final Solution.

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    What if Chris had been born a woman?
     
    PigaDgrifm, Feb 11, 2017
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  13. Stardust

    Stardust Self-proclaimed Ween

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    Does chris is actually good at games?
    Pls dont awnser with "he shits himself" pls
     
    Stardust, Feb 11, 2017
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  14. Baron_Aurr

    Baron_Aurr Well-Known Member

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    She'd be one of those 'fat acceptance' activists who angrily insists that obesity is not linked to unhealthiness, whines about thin people making her feel bad, and complains that the people she likes (cute, muscular, fit men) not liking her back. "Why should I have to change my body for them? Why can't they just love me the way I am? OMG #ThisIsThinPrivilege plz donate to my patreon, Sisters!"
     
    Baron_Aurr, Feb 11, 2017
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  15. Baron_Aurr

    Baron_Aurr Well-Known Member

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    Based on what we have seen of his gaming, he is about as good at gaming as he is at art.
     
    Baron_Aurr, Feb 11, 2017
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  16. ShinyMetalAss

    ShinyMetalAss Blackjack, Hookers & 'Tism

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    What if null and chris are the same person
     
    ShinyMetalAss, Feb 11, 2017
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  17. PigaDgrifm

    PigaDgrifm For every problem there's a Final Solution.

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    Vordrak would be maced.
     
    PigaDgrifm, Feb 11, 2017
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  18. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    ToroidalBoat, Feb 12, 2017
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  19. ShinyMetalAss

    ShinyMetalAss Blackjack, Hookers & 'Tism

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    What if Chris was an alien
     
    ShinyMetalAss, Feb 12, 2017
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  20. TheImportantFart

    TheImportantFart Jet-powered fish

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    He isn't?
     
    TheImportantFart, Feb 12, 2017
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