Meta What If?

Tard rage, then sighing and shitting himself.

 

What if Chris was a mormon?

 

Think the plot of the musical The Book of Mormon, but with ten times more idiocy.

 

The Book of Whore Men

 

What if Sega made a Sonichu game ... that's exclusive to Hexbox?

 

Chris would cave and buy it. He's a consumerist lemming, not a manchild of principle. He bought Sonic Boom despite the blarms protest.

 

He'd be terrible at it because Mormons usually have lots of children.

 

What if the Father Call was done with a real father?

 

What if Chris actually was a woman all along instead of a man, but was the same fat lazy sperg in every way?

 

What if Chris was an Overwatch character?

 

When he performs his ultimate, he'll shout "ELECTRIC HEDGEHOG POWER"

 

What if Chris is actually an alien?

 

What if Chris wrote, directed, and starred in the Citizen Kane remake?

 

What if Chris was actually a Treker and his Captain's Log intros were a legitimate homage instead of a homage to Family Guy?

 

He'd attempt to give a weird pseudo-scientific answer to his problems, and make confusing references to his crew.

What if Chris made Sonichu out of a science fiction series instead of kids' shows?

 

Nobody would watch that movie

 

maybe hed be from wrongplanet

 

Citizen Lame

Spoiler: Stinky Winky on his death bed

Julaaaaaaaaaaaay........

 

Apologize for double posting.