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Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Hellblazer, Feb 25, 2016.

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  1. TheImportantFart

    TheImportantFart Jet-powered fish

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    Tard rage, then sighing and shitting himself.
     
    TheImportantFart, Jan 30, 2017
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  2. Apocalypso

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    What if Chris was a mormon?
     
    Apocalypso, Jan 30, 2017
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  3. TheImportantFart

    TheImportantFart Jet-powered fish

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    Think the plot of the musical The Book of Mormon, but with ten times more idiocy.
     
    TheImportantFart, Jan 30, 2017
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  4. Apocalypso

    Apocalypso Well-Known Member

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    The Book of Whore Men
     
    Apocalypso, Jan 30, 2017
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    What if Sega made a Sonichu game ... that's exclusive to Hexbox?
     
    Sakura97, Jan 30, 2017
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  6. TheImportantFart

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    Chris would cave and buy it. He's a consumerist lemming, not a manchild of principle. He bought Sonic Boom despite the blarms protest.
     
    TheImportantFart, Jan 30, 2017
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  7. PigaDgrifm

    PigaDgrifm For every problem there's a Final Solution.

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    He'd be terrible at it because Mormons usually have lots of children.
     
    PigaDgrifm, Jan 30, 2017
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  8. TheImportantFart

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    What if the Father Call was done with a real father?
     
    TheImportantFart, Jan 30, 2017
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  9. Mouseberger

    Mouseberger Ground Lolcow on White Bread

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    What if Chris actually was a woman all along instead of a man, but was the same fat lazy sperg in every way?
     
    Mouseberger, Jan 30, 2017
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    JOHANnessburg Shut up Johan you're driving me crazy

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    JOHANnessburg, Jan 31, 2017
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  11. Sakura97

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    What if Chris was an Overwatch character?
     
    Sakura97, Jan 31, 2017
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    When he performs his ultimate, he'll shout "ELECTRIC HEDGEHOG POWER"
     
    CWCki Jeff, Jan 31, 2017
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    A Potato Named Vodka AKA Vodka Vodkavich Vodkaev

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    What if Chris is actually an alien?
     
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  14. Sakura97

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    What if Chris wrote, directed, and starred in the Citizen Kane remake?
     
    Sakura97, Jan 31, 2017
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  15. JOHANnessburg

    JOHANnessburg Shut up Johan you're driving me crazy

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    What if Chris was actually a Treker and his Captain's Log intros were a legitimate homage instead of a homage to Family Guy?
     
    JOHANnessburg, Feb 1, 2017
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  16. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    He'd attempt to give a weird pseudo-scientific answer to his problems, and make confusing references to his crew.

    What if Chris made Sonichu out of a science fiction series instead of kids' shows?
     
    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704, Feb 1, 2017
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    MuumiBuumi sonichu dildo collector

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    Nobody would watch that movie
     
    MuumiBuumi, Feb 1, 2017
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  18. MuumiBuumi

    MuumiBuumi sonichu dildo collector

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    maybe hed be from wrongplanet
     
    MuumiBuumi, Feb 1, 2017
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    Citizen Lame

    Julaaaaaaaaaaaay........
     
    Apocalypso, Feb 1, 2017
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    ShavedSheep Baa!

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    Apologize for double posting.
     
    ShavedSheep, Feb 1, 2017
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