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Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Hellblazer, Feb 25, 2016.

  1. Norman Krasner

    Norman Krasner Well-Known Member

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    What if Chris had been raised in an underground bunker Bob built for the past 35 years, not being exposed to any culture or news past 1982 , similar to Blast from the Past?
     
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  2. Craftaman Tractor

    Craftaman Tractor I do not identify myself as a helicopter

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    What if Chris sirhC fi tahW
     
  3. Apocalypso

    Apocalypso Well-Known Member

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    What if Chris had a gun during the Gamestop Blarms incident instead of mace?
     
  4. TheImportantFart

    TheImportantFart Jet-powered fish

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    Knowing Chris he'd bungle it and leave the safety on or shoot himself (literally) in the foot. He'd be useless with a precision weapon.
     
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  5. A Potato Named Vodka

    A Potato Named Vodka AKA Vodka Vodkavich Vodkaev

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    What if Chris is only pretending to be autistic?
     
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  6. TheImportantFart

    TheImportantFart Jet-powered fish

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    He's sure not pretending to be retarded.
     
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  7. Apocalypso

    Apocalypso Well-Known Member

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    What if Chris was epileptic?
     
  8. Stardust

    Stardust Self-proclaimed Ween

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    He while he rants would have an attack in the middle of the video, making it sad and worse
     
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  9. Stardust

    Stardust Self-proclaimed Ween

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    Most things wouldnt happen(unclit, recording him self humping dolls,hate on the guy who banned hi from the gameplace), because a normal person knows their limit
     
  10. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Probably still wouldn't get any prison time after multiple continuances.
     
  11. PigaDgrifm

    PigaDgrifm For every problem there's a Final Solution.

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    He would be raped and murdered in prison.
     
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  12. JOHANnessburg

    JOHANnessburg Shut up Johan you're driving me crazy

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    What if Chris forgets to renew his patent for Sonichu, and Nintendo and Sega patent it and make a game series of our fuzzy yellow friend? How will Chris react AFTER he shits himself and does nothing?
     
  13. Scarecrow

    Scarecrow Don't call anybody

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    https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Jimmy_Hill

    It would probably go something like that.
     
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  14. Apocalypso

    Apocalypso Well-Known Member

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    What if Chris had amnesia?
     
  15. TheImportantFart

    TheImportantFart Jet-powered fish

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    He already forgets the names of his TRUE and HONEST sweethearts mere days after they finish with him. All that would be different is he'd forget the hooker too.
     
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  16. Apocalypso

    Apocalypso Well-Known Member

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    What if Chris pulled a grenade and ate it?
     
  17. CWCki Jeff

    CWCki Jeff ★★★

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    He would die.

    What if Chris made CWCville great again?
     
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  18. Sakura97

    Sakura97 Well-Known Member

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    That'd be kinda impossible considering CWCville was never great to begin in.
    What if Chris played a game of real life Grand Theft Auto?
     
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  19. Baron_Aurr

    Baron_Aurr Well-Known Member

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    He'd get killed the first time he tried to intimidate a gang member.
    "I AM STRONG!!"

    What if Chris tried to join the Women's March?
     
  20. RequiredName

    RequiredName Hehe..."member".

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    He'd get tired after a minute and sit down. ...Sorry.

    What if TJ Church got the forums shut down? ...Sorry.