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Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Hellblazer, Feb 25, 2016.

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  1. Craftaman Tractor

    Craftaman Tractor I do not identify myself as a helicopter

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    They wouldn't mind him since they're all about being inclusive and acceptance and shit. That until he tried to throw himself at or grope one of them.
     
    Craftaman Tractor, Jan 28, 2017
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  2. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    If you were flying high over the crowd, you'd see an opening form within it devoid of anyone, save a single brightly colored figure. You may also smell an unusual odor -- even from up there -- like rotting watermelons.
     
    ToroidalBoat, Jan 28, 2017
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  3. Stardust

    Stardust Self-proclaimed Ween

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    Also carring mlp figurines
     
    Stardust, Jan 28, 2017
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  4. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    If Chris had a windfall of $50,000 again, would he
    A) get in trouble with the law again and pay MAJOR WUSS Rob Bell to defend him and keep him out of jail
    B) buy lots of vidya and LEGO
    C) pay off part of the debt (LOL yeah right)
    D) spend it on some weird autistic hobby we don't know about
    E) crash into slumber and do nothing
    F) try to start a business again, only to waste his money
    G) a little bit of all of the above
     
    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704, Jan 28, 2017
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  5. Baron_Aurr

    Baron_Aurr Well-Known Member

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    A, B, and D.
     
    Baron_Aurr, Jan 28, 2017
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  6. Sonichu

    Sonichu You don't have to tell me twice!

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    B, always B
     
    Sonichu, Jan 29, 2017
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  7. Craftaman Tractor

    Craftaman Tractor I do not identify myself as a helicopter

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    Craftaman Tractor, Jan 29, 2017
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  8. CWCki Jeff

    CWCki Jeff ★★★

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    What if Chris and Sonichu had stands?
     
    CWCki Jeff, Jan 29, 2017
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  9. Ol Slag

    Ol Slag 'Tism stormchaser

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    What if Chris became a porn star?
     
    Ol Slag, Jan 29, 2017
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  10. TheImportantFart

    TheImportantFart Jet-powered fish

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    TheImportantFart, Jan 29, 2017
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  11. Apocalypso

    Apocalypso Well-Known Member

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    What if Chris shot Han Solo first before Greedo?
     
    Apocalypso, Jan 29, 2017
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  12. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    It would be very surprising if Chris didn't pick the box.
     
    ToroidalBoat, Jan 29, 2017
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  13. Baron_Aurr

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    He would be the new Jabba. Fat, greedy, lazy, keeps a female slave in sexy outfit.... it all fits.

    What if Chris was on The Biggest Loser?
     
    Baron_Aurr, Jan 29, 2017
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  14. Sonichu

    Sonichu You don't have to tell me twice!

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    「Let me call you Sweetheart」Brainwashes boyfriend-free-girls into thinking all the Cwcisms are normal
     
    Sonichu, Jan 29, 2017
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  15. Mariposa Electrique

    Mariposa Electrique Well-Known Member

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    You mean, he's not?
     
    Mariposa Electrique, Jan 29, 2017
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  16. Stardust

    Stardust Self-proclaimed Ween

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    How does chris manages to sleep at night
     
    Stardust, Jan 29, 2017
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  17. Hellblazer

    Hellblazer Autism on the rocks Staff Member Administrator Moderator

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    Hellblazer, Jan 30, 2017
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  18. Apocalypso

    Apocalypso Well-Known Member

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    What if Trump signed an official document putting Chris and Barb under permanent house arrest?
     
    Apocalypso, Jan 30, 2017
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  19. TheImportantFart

    TheImportantFart Jet-powered fish

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    Chris barely leaves his house anyway. He'd whine about it, but ultimately he'd just go back to playing vidya.
     
    TheImportantFart, Jan 30, 2017
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  20. Apocalypso

    Apocalypso Well-Known Member

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    oh but what if that also included the government taking Stinky Winky's toys and girly clothes away from him forever?
     
    Apocalypso, Jan 30, 2017
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