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Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Hellblazer, Feb 25, 2016.

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  1. QuiltGuilt

    QuiltGuilt My 2-cent_garbage.com

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    What if Chris got teleported to East-Europe?
     
    QuiltGuilt, Jul 31, 2017
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  2. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    He would get beaten senseless by gopniks and left to die in the cold.
     
    Uncle Frank, Jul 31, 2017
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  3. Scalar

    Scalar Social Outcast that Nobody Likes

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    All the while there would be a real linguistic disconnect going on, I think.
     
    Scalar, Jul 31, 2017
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  4. Sakura97

    Sakura97 Well-Known Member

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    What if Chris went on a road trip and accidentally left Barb at a gas station?
     
    Sakura97, Aug 1, 2017
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  5. Galhox Ladyankles

    Galhox Ladyankles Lady of the Library

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    She would create a new horde out of the gas station.
     
    Galhox Ladyankles, Aug 1, 2017
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  6. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    What if Chris and Kengle met up?
     
    Uncle Frank, Aug 1, 2017
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  7. Scalar

    Scalar Social Outcast that Nobody Likes

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    "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!" At least, that's what I expect from Chris. Not sure about this Kengle guy.
     
    Scalar, Aug 1, 2017
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  8. Windows7Guy100

    Windows7Guy100 Well-Known Member

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    What if one of Chris' former sweethearts came out as a trans man?
     
    Windows7Guy100, Aug 1, 2017
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  9. QuiltGuilt

    QuiltGuilt My 2-cent_garbage.com

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    The Doopie obsession would come to a screeching halt when he shifts gears to rant and obsess over him/her. It would be fascinating to watch!
     
    QuiltGuilt, Aug 1, 2017
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  10. Sakura97

    Sakura97 Well-Known Member

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    What if Chris costarred in a movie with Tommy Wiseau?
     
    Sakura97, Aug 2, 2017
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  11. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    What if chris was hit with a sexual harassment lawsuit?
     
    Minimal Effort, Aug 2, 2017
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  12. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    OH HAI CHORIZ SO HAOW IS YOR RELAYSHONSHEEP WITH DOOOOPE
     
    Uncle Frank, Aug 3, 2017
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  13. Matthew's Mother

    Matthew's Mother 9/11 casualty

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    What if trolls convinced Chris he had been spelling his own name wrong all these years?
     
    Matthew's Mother, Aug 3, 2017
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  14. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    Impossible. He would never have any doubts about how he does anything.
     
    Uncle Frank, Aug 3, 2017
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    What if Chris bought a lot of food from many different restaurants and started his own restaurant selling said food for a higher price?
     
    Sakura97, Aug 3, 2017
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  16. QuiltGuilt

    QuiltGuilt My 2-cent_garbage.com

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    The fda wpuld shut him down when they found out the food was kept next to bottled cum
     
    QuiltGuilt, Aug 3, 2017
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  17. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    The FDA wouldn't get a chance. The local health inspector would take one look at the kitchen and call in a S.W.A.T. team.
     
    Minimal Effort, Aug 3, 2017
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  18. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    What if Sonichu is really some malevolent incorporeal entity that first came into contact with Chris in 2000?
     
    ToroidalBoat, Aug 6, 2017
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  19. QuiltGuilt

    QuiltGuilt My 2-cent_garbage.com

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    That sounds like an awesome story/fanfic!
     
    QuiltGuilt, Aug 6, 2017
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  20. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    "It all began with a CD cover project..."
     
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