Meta What If?

What if Islam converted to Chris?

 

Do you think that people would pray towards Virginia if Islam converted to Chris?

 

Since it is hellworthy to show images of Mohammad, would @Blank, @Alec Benson Leary, and @Joy be jihaded for showing false images of Sonichu?

 

It would give a whole new meaning to the term "towel head"

 

If Islam converted to Chris, can you imagine how irritating it will be to constantly hear the fascists Islamophobes racists morons alt-right yelling JULAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY at Trump rallies?

 

I don't think Chris knows about Blank or Joy.

 

What if Chris woke up looking like his post trans life long cos play of Sailor Mercury? Would he notice?

 

What if Barry Darsow (the Repo Man from WWF) is actually working as a real repo man now and repos Chris's car?

 

The irony would be staggering.

 

What if Barry Darsow is actually Chris and Chris started working as a repo man?

 

There is not enought liability insurance in the world to make that a reality.

 

I may have already asked this, and I'm not going back through these 30+ pages to find out but....

What if Chris Chan actually IS the one trolling us and he's really been Andy Kaufman the whole time?

 

Then he really doesn't have a life, wasting his time making up this insane persona and devoting years to it.
It'd make Hirtes appear even more dumb too.

 

Google "Andy Kaufman". Believe me, he would do it just to fuck with people.

 

Not to the point where he shoved pieces of a Sonichu medallion up his ass. Not even Kaufman had his limits.

 

If it was a 2 decades long elaborate troll I could see that. Some of the things he's done have landed him in jail though. I believe Chris is a true and honest whackjob.

 

Parkourdude 91 would like a word with you.

While he did fake eating vomit he sure pissed himself on live stream. I'll be damned if that was not some of the funniest shit I have ever seen in my life, it's what got me on the farms at first and then here. Ah, memories.