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Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Hellblazer, Feb 25, 2016.

  1. Windows7Guy100

    Windows7Guy100 Well-Known Member

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    What if Chris got his hands on a time machine?
     
  2. Stardust

    Stardust Self-proclaimed Ween

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    -Christine, i have something to tell you
    -but my name is christian weston chandler?
    -well....
     
  3. TiggleYaPoosay

    TiggleYaPoosay I Can Roll My Tongue

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    He'd go back to the year 2000 to get video evidence that the Manchester high 10 year reunion was PROMISED and it didn't happen and that's false advertising!
     
  4. Scalar

    Scalar Social Outcast that Nobody Likes

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    I think it's safe to assume that he'd muck up enough temporal laws to destroy the world. Or at the very least, his home state. Or just his family. Probably just the last one.
     
  5. Sakura97

    Sakura97 Well-Known Member

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    What if Chris made a wish that corrected every single mistake he made in the past?
     
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  6. Scalar

    Scalar Social Outcast that Nobody Likes

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    He wouldn't use it, because Chris makes no mistakes because he's the most perfect-est snow angel to ever exist in all the existence and ever.
     
  7. Sakura97

    Sakura97 Well-Known Member

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    What if instead of Clyde Cash trolling Chris, it was the other way around?
     
  8. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    Chris called him sin dinero and other things, so Chris would probably just call him lame bad names.
     
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  9. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    What if chris tried to use an adult coloring book?
     
  10. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    I think he did at one point. Don't quote me on that though.
     
  11. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    What if Bob had survived to see 14 BLC burn?
     
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  12. Erika

    Erika RL incel hunter

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    Gosh, that is a good question. I think it needs a sub cavet does he know that it was Chris trying to make Coffee burning the house down?
     
  13. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    Chris would probably get the "what you just did was stick a knife in our back and kill us" speech times 1,000. Remember how pissed Bob was when he thought the health department was going to kick them out because Chris put videos of the hoard on YouTube?
     
  14. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    What if chris was involved in a DEATH BATTLE!!!
     
  15. Scalar

    Scalar Social Outcast that Nobody Likes

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    He would most likely die. Who is his opponent?
     
  16. Stardust

    Stardust Self-proclaimed Ween

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    Diabetes
     
  17. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    ADF, obviously.
     
  18. Windows7Guy100

    Windows7Guy100 Well-Known Member

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    What if after The Emoji Movie, Sony Pictures Animation decided to make a Sonichu movie?
     
  19. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    Sony files for bankruptcy after dumping hundreds of millions of dollars into the project. chris gets a lawsuit going and the legal costs finaly puts Sony down.

    chris inadvertantly kills of any more games from Sony.
     
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  20. Scalar

    Scalar Social Outcast that Nobody Likes

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    I'd see that... once it comes on Netflix or something.

    What if Chris and the Sonichu gang were in a situation like the Universal Tournament of Power going on in Dragonball Super? Also, as part of your answer, who do you think Chris would pull in from other universes to help him?