Meta Random Thoughts and Questions

Does the brand loyalty include Fanta? Like, he'd never mix his navy with Crush or Sunkist?

 

Considering what JK Rowling has been saying as of late I think Chris's stance on Harry Potter aged well.

 

Fanta started in 1940 in what was Nazi Germany then.

Also "Christian Love Day" is on the anniversary of the founding of the Nazi Party.

:thinking:

 

Maybe it was retroactive Idea Guy brainwashing?

You have to wonder if it extends to other, more depraved aspects of his life. What kind of pepper spray did he use on that GameStop employee? And when he did Barb, what brand of condoms was he wearing?

 

Over on KF, it was revealed that Bob did Chris' homework for him back in PVCC.

The proof comes from one of the Kacey calls:

 

I wish I could be surprised by that.

 

Earned?

 

wait, so Chris did CADD because Bob had experience with engineering drawings and could do the work for him?
wow, even by Chris standards that's lazy

 

I think Chris picked marketing "at random" before Bob had him change it.

 

If Chris could do the unthinkable and actually apply himself, what college program would he have done well in? I'm trying to think of something but my mind is a blank.

 

if you mean a degree he could get and then use to get a job, yeah, nothing
if you mean a degree he could earn - my college had an associate of arts in general studies, so I think Chris could handle that
it's the general education requirements of a bachelor's degree
he'd go the Cs get degrees route, but he could do it

 

Chris may literally be too stupid for college, especially since no one can do his homework for him anymore.

I think even those still have a math requirement.

 

they do, but it's college algebra and you just need to get a C in it

 

I doubt "Honor Roll" could do that.

 

This is a thought that just occurred to me, but I'm genuinely surprised that weens have never attempted to swat Chris all this time.

 

Or maybe they did, but weens of CWC may not be the brightest, and police could see that?

(remember that "I'm Batman" ween call?)

 

I wish I didn't.

 

Stupid question but:
Wouldn't the police in the area be clued in to Chris' address, given his infamy?
"Hey Sarge, some dumb pre-teens wanted us to SWAT the Chandler house again.....ugh, kids huh?"

 

Remember "Bob Walks In"?

That's pretty much what I said too.

If weens were smarter, they may not have been weens.