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I mean, that was sort of what the Idea Guys tried to do when they tried to make Chris marry Cryzel Rosechu, basically to report him to authorities as a pedophile.

Bella seemed to try to do something similar with the fake BDSM texts she created, seeing how she intended to have them shared at some point, trying to spin his affair with Barb in a very dark light.

 

The "romps in the hay" were already dark, but Bella wanted to make them even worse.

Bella was the worst troll in character, while the "Idea Guys" are the worst in damage done to Chris.

 

[string of Windows beeps]

 

If chris is in a proper mental facility, do you think he has already had a meltdown?

And would that require him to be restrained for his own safety?

 

Did the staff record his screams as they restrained him?

Spoiler

(history really can repeat itself)

 

How would Chris having a meltdown be any different from his normal tantrums?

 

Because he is hopefully in a place that doesn't allow that and restraining him for the safety for himself and others is standard operating procedure.

 

"GEE IT SURE IS BORING AROUND HERE"

- current state of "Christory"

 

"MAH BOI THIS PEACE IS WHAT ALL TRUE JERKOPS STRIVE FOR"

 

I'm interested to see what Chris is like when he gets out of whatever institution he's in.

 

How much will he weigh then?

Will that rotten seaweed hair be cut or at least be back to the natural brown?

 

Manchester High has its own wiki page. Chris is not listed as a “notable alumni.”

 

Not surprising–apparently, Wikipedia goes to great lengths to avoid mentioning Chris by name, due in some part to Chris himself.

 

Which begs an interesting question: if weens and Chris himself hadn't poisoned the well, would Chris be considered notable enough to include on wikipedia?

 

I mean, if My Immortal is allowed to have a Wikipedia article, why not Chris or Sonichu?

Someone said this in a previous thread on this forum, but I think Wikipedia is more concerned with the ethics and legality of how the information about Chris was obtained, rather than whether he is actually notable (which I'd definitely say he is).

 

hey @The Scrunkly

Like you said, I think lolcows may not really be a thing anymore. They seem to be more of a '00s thing.

And that's when "Chris Chan" was "Classic Chris" and "Christory" was the most active.

 

I'd say lolcows still exist. Look at WingsofRedemption. However, he's a very different kind of person to Chris.

 

I would credit/blame Kiwi Farms for changing the definition of a lolcow. They don't even have to be that interesting of people these days. All they have to do is voice some opinions the average 4chan neckbeard disagrees with and they end up with a thread on that cesspit forum.

DSP and Wings still fascinate me because their entire life has been a spiral of bad decisions and that they are such heavily documented people (not quite to the level of Chris, but who is?)

In a lot of cases, however, the discourse around internet figures these days is just depressing. Some of these people should just be left alone.