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And even with those few lolcows, their threads on Kiwi Farms quickly end up being the most unreadable thousand page pieces of shit ever, due to Kiwi Farms newfags being both troll shielding a-logs and obnoxious attention whores that care more about getting winner ratings than actually engaging in conversation.
(Other examples of this include Andrew Dobson, Moviebob, Solid Mario, Yanderedev, (possibly) Drachenlord, and of course, every single thread related to Chris Chan.)

 

That's why this forum is such a breath of fresh air to me. There's none of the toxic bullshit here that dominates the Farms, and it feels like people post here because they're legitimately invested in the story of Chris rather than just trying to get attention off his back.

 

I think lolcow threads that get thousands of pages long should get subforums instead.

At least there's that "hilight" system now.

KF is like a large city, both in good and bad ways.

This place is more like a small town.

maybe a small town that is mostly a ghost town

 

I ain’t fraid of no ghosts

 

Says you. I'm just shitposting.

 

Like a small town but without meth addicts.

 

Spoiler: serious tl;dr-y answer

I think Chris is definitely still a little kid inside - or as he calls it, "young at heart".

If there is no afterlife, then from his perspective, he'd cease to exist and his memories would be erased. It'd be as if the Life of Fail never happened to him.

If there is an afterlife, I think he'd manifest in the afterlife as a little kid, but cured of autism. Since children can't become truly evil, and Chris would've been very different without the 'tism that he didn't choose, I think he'd go to Heaven - if any religion that teach all children go to Heaven is right on that. And he could grow up for real and be taught not to be an egotistical jerk, assuming kids who pass on can grow up in the afterlife.

And if marriage in the afterlife is possible, once Chris grows up, he could meet "Lovely Weather" and finally have a real and healthy relationship.

So I think all the A-Logs who relish the idea of Chris being tormented forever are going to be in for a REEEing disappointment.

 

I hope Chris gets reincarnated in CWCville after his death. It's what he would want.

 

Sounds like the premise of an episode of Twilight Zone: Chris goes to "CWCville" and loves it at first.

But after being there long enough and surrounded by sanic recolors, he sees it's really a form of hell.

 

Isn't Mary Lee Walsh still the mayor? I guess it really would be hell for him.

 

I don't think he's still mad at her anymore. Probably wouldn't have let her run or become mayor if that was the case.

Weird that of all things they could have done, they turned CWCville into an actual democracy. You'd think they would've turned it into a communist dictatorship or a fascist regime.

 

'Let her'? Isn't that something trolls did?

 

I think I can see why they put Chirs on that "Therapeutic Docket" program.

 

Chris still says the world is playing 'Kick the Autistic'. If anything it's the opposite. He got off with no major consequences THREE TIMES. The only question left is if these previous crimes will impact significantly on his charge for incest.

 

"Kick the Autistic" seems to be CWCish for "not kissing Chris' ass".

Also it seems the Life of Fail has been like a Jail of Fail since at least the MHS graduation.

 

Back then, it was all about some rando on the internet being enough of an idiot that you'd find out more to them like CWC making Sonichu comics that veered more to being about CWC's personal life and perceived enemies or some furry or weeb making enough of themselves out as an idiot that even others in their group could find them insufferable in whatever ways such as Jay Naylor for the furries in being some batshit insane right wing furry that, according to one user from the Bad Webcomics Wiki (which could be cowish in its own right, and the user himself probably being no better especially to this day if his handle on that site was the same as some other sperg on Twitter), would of wanted shit like minorities being rounded up and thrown in camps which even without it Naylor would still be seen as batshit insane by other furries. With DSP and Wings you at least got these people who despite making bad decisions somehow keep chugging along but even then, a guy being shit in his streams can only go so far before it's just the same shit compared to some very rare incident like DSP jacking it on camera or getting an idea in how he was at the ER when he mentioned going down there to see how his ex-fiancee was doing.

And aside from depressing, you look at some people and wonder "how exactly is this guy a lolcow?" I lost interest in cows since 2015 so what would I know but I can't see some trans furry being a lolcow just because they go "bash the fash" while sperging about capitalism and some dumb culture war shit. It all just looks like dumb spergs at both best and worst. Nothing interesting about some rando named "Trans-ENBYFoxDickGoddess69" that makes them a lolcow unless there's something to them.

At some point, the newfags will fuck it all up. Yeah we all know Moviebob is some insufferable jackass sucking on about Marvel while bitching about Rural America not letting him have moonwheat or YanDev bitching about emails while not actually working on his game beyond adding some meme shit or Drachenlord doing whatever. It ain't even hard to know how these guys can range from being insufferable to loathsome to whatever in their behaviors but then again, they may as well attract their own flavor jackasses that could be just as dumb or funny.

Betting CWC gets reincarnated as a tree which then leads to the following question in what kind of tree would CWC be?

Just so you know, we all do jenkem here. We get high off the fumes of our own shitposting that isn't thinly-veiled bitchings about Jews and black people compared to places like \pol\.

 

CWC's fat ego is fat because the "Real Player One"* isn't really aware that he's not the only sentient being?

*(Jail Letter - 3 October 2021 - CWCki)

 

I think his worldview has evolved into solipsism. He now believes himself to be the only being with self-awareness, everyone else is just an NPC.

 

yeah, but as Inos, not as the mayor
there was a spergy, gay take on what a good death would be for CWC on KF - it involved him marrying Sonichu, LOL
just before he goes into the void, he marries and consummates his relationship with Sonichu
horror, autism, and lunacy all in one