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Michael Hirtes / Mhirtes / DILDO_ON_FOREHEAD / @TheRealCWC93 (FUCK OFF CHRIS!)

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Janker, Jul 19, 2017.

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What is Hirtes?

  1. A-log the 2nd

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  2. Grumpy old man in residential home

    13 vote(s)
    46.4%

  3. Chris's worst enemy

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  4. Rektbylife

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  5. Bernie Madoff's digital cousin

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  6. ButtHurts

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    10.7%

  7. Forget Anthony Logatto, Hirtes is the real deal!

    3 vote(s)
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  8. Doing the Godbear's work

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  9. Chris is going to do something dangerously violent to people, forget the polls!

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  1. Scalar

    Scalar Social Outcast that Nobody Likes

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    To be a bit contrarian towards ol' man Hirtes, he got the similarities correct 2/3, since I think, objectively speaking, being a stupid-rich multi-millionaire, then President of the United States, would probably count as being successful. Not that I'd expect ol' man Hirtes to understand what success looks like.
     
    Scalar, Aug 5, 2017
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    TiggleYaPoosay I Can Roll My Tongue

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    I hope Trump doesn't force Hirtes to go find work as a Walmart greeter or something. He's contributing so much to society trolling autistic man-children all day.
     
    TiggleYaPoosay, Aug 5, 2017
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  3. Janker

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    Janker, Aug 5, 2017
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  4. Scalar

    Scalar Social Outcast that Nobody Likes

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    Oh, geez. Papa Hirtes as a Walmart greeter, that'd be bad...
     
    Scalar, Aug 5, 2017
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  5. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    Has it ever been established if Hirtes actually.....you know......*does* have some kind of a job? Or is he like quite a few lolcows and on "disability"?

    "Welcome to Walmart, fatty!"
     
    Duhtay Wodes, Aug 5, 2017
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    TiggleYaPoosay I Can Roll My Tongue

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    I just read he was on welfare, maybe he's collecting SSI for "disability". I guess based on his internet antics he is mentally disabled. Walmart greeter might be above his skill set, it's a job they seem to give to old folks though.
     
    TiggleYaPoosay, Aug 5, 2017
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    Princess Celestia Your local techni-color horse.

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    It was my understanding that he had no job at all.\

    Also, I normally don't like white knights but against hirtes its OK.
     
    Princess Celestia, Aug 5, 2017
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    Stardust Self-proclaimed Ween

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    1- he ia actually christopher
    2- correct
    3- you are the one who is bullying him actually
     
    Stardust, Aug 5, 2017
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    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    Gotta love the A-Log's who try and use the "I'm only sticking up for others by telling Chris not to be a creeper!" card to excuse them acting as spergy as Chris does.
     
    Duhtay Wodes, Aug 5, 2017
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    As Hirtes always says: Blocking won't stop me
     
    Janker, Aug 5, 2017
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    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    Duhtay Wodes, Aug 5, 2017
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  12. TiggleYaPoosay

    TiggleYaPoosay I Can Roll My Tongue

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    It's funny but I'm still kind of cringing at a white-knight doxxing an Alog of a lolcow. Oh well, Hirtes is doing all this shit on the taxpayers dime.
     
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    Gompher is me btw, and I only pretend to defend chris knowing Hirtes blows up every time.
     
    Janker, Aug 5, 2017
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    TiggleYaPoosay I Can Roll My Tongue

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    LOL gotcha. Has he said anything back to you or just crawls away and tries again on a new account?
     
    TiggleYaPoosay, Aug 5, 2017
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    He crawls away and ironically blocks people whom he deems to be a chris warrior or someone who doesn't agree with him.
     
    Janker, Aug 5, 2017
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  16. Scalar

    Scalar Social Outcast that Nobody Likes

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    Such a brave warrior of rightness, crumpling once something strange shows up in the neighborhood. (That came out a bit worse than I wanted it to, but I'm leaving it in.
     
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  17. Janker

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    Hirtes is having the time of his life today and blocked me the moment of his account's creation:
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    Janker, Aug 5, 2017
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    Janker, Aug 6, 2017
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    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    Hirtes literally must be grabbing at a bottle of Jergens as he types these Tweets, he's getting *way* to happy over this...
     
    Duhtay Wodes, Aug 6, 2017
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    I find this ironic since he made this sock a couple hours ago:
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    Janker, Aug 6, 2017
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