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Michael Hirtes / Mhirtes / DILDO_ON_FOREHEAD / @TheRealCWC93 (FUCK OFF CHRIS!)

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Janker, Jul 19, 2017.

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What is Hirtes?

  1. A-log the 2nd

    2 vote(s)
    7.1%

  2. Grumpy old man in residential home

    13 vote(s)
    46.4%

  3. Chris's worst enemy

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  4. Rektbylife

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  5. Bernie Madoff's digital cousin

    1 vote(s)
    3.6%

  6. ButtHurts

    3 vote(s)
    10.7%

  7. Forget Anthony Logatto, Hirtes is the real deal!

    3 vote(s)
    10.7%

  8. Doing the Godbear's work

    1 vote(s)
    3.6%

  9. Chris is going to do something dangerously violent to people, forget the polls!

    5 vote(s)
    17.9%
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  1. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

    Too subtle to be Hirtes.
     
    Uncle Frank, Aug 13, 2017
    #181
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  2. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

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    Janker, Aug 14, 2017
    #182
    Someone In A Tree and Hellblazer like this.
  3. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

    Last edited: Aug 14, 2017
    Duhtay Wodes, Aug 14, 2017
    #183
    Someone In A Tree likes this.
  4. Stardust

    Stardust Self-proclaimed Ween

    Stardust, Aug 14, 2017
    #184
    Maurice, Very Honest Content, TiggleYaPoosay and 4 others like this.
  5. Scalar

    Scalar Social Outcast that Nobody Likes

    Not to mention he's been apolitical over the last few days. Unlike some people....
     
    Scalar, Aug 14, 2017
    #185
  6. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

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    Hirtes is tagging Doopie despite her not wanting anything to do with this.
     
    Janker, Aug 14, 2017
    #186
  7. Scalar

    Scalar Social Outcast that Nobody Likes

    Good. Someone else will hate him, then. Let's hope she gives him a talking to.
     
    Scalar, Aug 14, 2017
    #187
  8. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

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    53 and still screaming at Chris.
     
    Janker, Aug 14, 2017
    #188
    Maurice, Galhox Ladyankles, Someone In A Tree and 3 others like this.
  9. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

    Janker, Aug 16, 2017
    #189
    Maurice, Trefoil Knot and Hellblazer like this.
  10. Princess Celestia

    Princess Celestia Your local techni-color horse.

    Man it must suck when the VA for a cartoon pony proves your life is meaningless.
     
    Last edited: Aug 16, 2017
    Princess Celestia, Aug 16, 2017
    #190
    Maurice, Very Honest Content, TiggleYaPoosay and 2 others like this.
  11. king kong... with wings?

    king kong... with wings? Snek doesn't like being manhandled

    Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.

    -Friedrich Nietzche
     
    king kong... with wings?, Aug 16, 2017
    #191
    Maurice, Very Honest Content, Galhox Ladyankles and 6 others like this.
  12. NAITCHA BAH

    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

    >Criticize Chris for doing nothing productive.
    >Tweet Chris 6+ times a day.

    FUCKING PICK ONE, DUDE!
     
    NAITCHA BAH, Aug 16, 2017
    #192
    Very Honest Content, TiggleYaPoosay, Minimal Effort and 4 others like this.
  13. Someone In A Tree

    Someone In A Tree Well-Known Member

    "YOU HAVE DONE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFETIME TO EARN GOING TO THAT CONVENTION."
    Does he think that convention attendance is merit based? Fuck, even the biggest A-logs here will at least concede that Chris has done enough to earn the $100 + to hang out with other pony lovers. Some might even consider that a punishment.
     
    Someone In A Tree, Aug 16, 2017
    #193
    Maurice, Very Honest Content, Galhox Ladyankles and 6 others like this.
  14. NAITCHA BAH

    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

    Once again, the absolute lack of awareness on display by Hirtes is why I hang out here. At least us Club autists know how 'spergy we are.
     
    NAITCHA BAH, Aug 16, 2017
    #194
    Maurice, Galhox Ladyankles, Trefoil Knot and 1 other person like this.
  15. Hellblazer

    Hellblazer Autism on the rocks Staff Member Administrator Moderator

    I'd like to agree, but there might be a few cases where it's an optimistic sentiment.
     
    Hellblazer, Aug 16, 2017
    #195
    Very Honest Content, Someone In A Tree, Trefoil Knot and 1 other person like this.
  16. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

    Janker, Aug 16, 2017
    #196
  17. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    Ok I know this is Hirtes but fuck that made me giggle
     
    Uncle Frank, Aug 16, 2017
    #197
    Another Fellow likes this.
  18. TiggleYaPoosay

    TiggleYaPoosay I Can Roll My Tongue

    Holy shit I KNEW some ween was going to make a RepoMan troll account with the wrestler Repo Man.
     
    TiggleYaPoosay, Aug 16, 2017
    #198
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  19. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

    Janker, Aug 16, 2017
    #199
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  20. TiggleYaPoosay

    TiggleYaPoosay I Can Roll My Tongue

    Alright the RepoMan and Mariner Finance accounts are pretty funny. Good job if that's you Hirtes.
     
    TiggleYaPoosay, Aug 16, 2017
    #200
    Erika and QuiltGuilt like this.
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