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Michael Hirtes / Mhirtes / DILDO_ON_FOREHEAD / @TheRealCWC93 (FUCK OFF CHRIS!)

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Janker, Jul 19, 2017.

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What is Hirtes?

  1. A-log the 2nd

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    7.1%

  2. Grumpy old man in residential home

    13 vote(s)
    46.4%

  3. Chris's worst enemy

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    0.0%

  4. Rektbylife

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  5. Bernie Madoff's digital cousin

    1 vote(s)
    3.6%

  6. ButtHurts

    3 vote(s)
    10.7%

  7. Forget Anthony Logatto, Hirtes is the real deal!

    3 vote(s)
    10.7%

  8. Doing the Godbear's work

    1 vote(s)
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  9. Chris is going to do something dangerously violent to people, forget the polls!

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  1. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    *Sigh*

    Again......this is a 53 year old man....
     
    Duhtay Wodes, Aug 3, 2017
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    Princess Celestia Your local techni-color horse.

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    Princess Celestia, Aug 3, 2017
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  3. TiggleYaPoosay

    TiggleYaPoosay I Can Roll My Tongue

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    Hirtes- why did you say you're 41? We know you're mid 50s you old goof ball
     
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    TiggleYaPoosay, Aug 3, 2017
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  4. Hellblazer

    Hellblazer Autism on the rocks Staff Member Administrator Moderator

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    Just leave it be. If he is, he is and won't be able to hide it long. If he isn't, pitchforks-and-torches is a bad way to go about things.
     
    Hellblazer, Aug 3, 2017
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  5. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

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    A new account of Hirtes has spawned upping the count to 24: Bluearmsohno {MUGSHOT} (http://archive.is/EYbo9)
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    Oh and excuse the rushing, I just thought a user was suspicious but nevertheless, I shouldn't jump the gun here.
     
    Janker, Aug 4, 2017
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  6. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

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    I think this is also him:
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    Janker, Aug 4, 2017
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  7. Galhox Ladyankles

    Galhox Ladyankles Lady of the Library

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    With the amount of socks he's got, and with how shallow he is, I'm wondering if Hirtes is liking his own tweets too.
     
    Galhox Ladyankles, Aug 4, 2017
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    Princess Celestia Your local techni-color horse.

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    I don't think you have to wonder much about it.
     
    Princess Celestia, Aug 4, 2017
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  9. king kong... with wings?

    king kong... with wings? Snek doesn't like being manhandled

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    king kong... with wings?, Aug 4, 2017
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  10. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    "When you die, GOD will cast away your soul"

    See, there's trolling, and then there's coming off like a complete scum bag douche. Chris has his faults, we all know that, but Hirtes is just being stupid here.
     
    Duhtay Wodes, Aug 4, 2017
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  11. Hellblazer

    Hellblazer Autism on the rocks Staff Member Administrator Moderator

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    A-Logging the chick Chris is creeping on is a scummy move, even for a Chris-hater like Hirtes.
     
    Hellblazer, Aug 4, 2017
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  12. Janker

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    "Fatty demands asspats, worship, and obedience to all his demands. He sees Humanity as nothing but his slaves and as potential breeding stock"

    "Oh oh! You dared to not asspat Chris good enough. Now he'll frown and you and bring the Block!"

    "Christian Weston Chandler (a BRUTE MALE) is a creature of many contradictions and total absense of logic."
     
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    Janker, Aug 4, 2017
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  13. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

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    Janker, Aug 4, 2017
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  14. Scalar

    Scalar Social Outcast that Nobody Likes

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    ...Okay, I'll admit it. Stinky Winky's a good one.
     
    Scalar, Aug 4, 2017
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    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    Return to the dark side... we have cake...
    Out of date memes from a 53 year old man ladies and gentlemen.
     
    Minimal Effort, Aug 4, 2017
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    Princess Celestia Your local techni-color horse.

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    You'd think with as much time on his hands as Hirtes has, he'd spend more of it thinking his rants through.
     
    Princess Celestia, Aug 4, 2017
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    Hellblazer Autism on the rocks Staff Member Administrator Moderator

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    "Stinky Winky" is a dead giveaway. Hirtes is the only person who has ever called Chris that.
     
    Hellblazer, Aug 4, 2017
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  18. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

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    Janker, Aug 5, 2017
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  19. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    Nice attempt to throw people off the trail by making fun of Trump.
     
    Duhtay Wodes, Aug 5, 2017
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  20. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    >trump
    >failure

    He's grasping at straws here...
     
    Uncle Frank, Aug 5, 2017
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