Michael Hirtes / Mhirtes / DILDO_ON_FOREHEAD / @TheRealCWC93 (FUCK OFF CHRIS!)

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What is Hirtes?

  1. A-log the 2nd

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  2. Grumpy old man in residential home

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  3. Chris's worst enemy

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  4. Rektbylife

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  5. Bernie Madoff's digital cousin

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  6. ButtHurts

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  7. Forget Anthony Logatto, Hirtes is the real deal!

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  8. Doing the Godbear's work

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  9. Chris is going to do something dangerously violent to people, forget the polls!

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  1. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

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    Michael Hirtes is a man in his 50s from the Council Bluffs who was well observed here, known as Slep, he was known to be a major sped in disco and went off about the Game stop incident. Later known as Totem Sanic who posted screencaps of himself being logged in to the account he's praising. His fursona is the fox and loves Loki The Fox. Why is Hirtes a thread here? Like ADF and Kengle, he has a lot of activity revolving around Chris in regards to mass screeching and hatred toward him.

    Known Google: https://archive.is/BQ2Gk (Killalltherednecks2)
    Known old DA: http://archive.is/OBK4Q

    Currently tardraging on: https://8ch.net/cow/index.html
    A lot of his Slep quotes are documented Here
    For more on Hirtes: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/micha...ektbylife-slep-i-want-cake-totem-sanic.32312/
    Cow thread: https://8ch.net/cow/res/304360.html


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    Hirtes has his own trail of A-logging documented on these pages in the A-logging thread:
    http://cwcki.club/index.php?threads/a-logs-2-0-the-new-generation-of-chris-commentators.161/page-6

    http://cwcki.club/index.php?threads/a-logs-2-0-the-new-generation-of-chris-commentators.161/page-7

    http://cwcki.club/index.php?threads/a-logs-2-0-the-new-generation-of-chris-commentators.161/page-8

    http://cwcki.club/index.php?threads/a-logs-2-0-the-new-generation-of-chris-commentators.161/page-10

    http://cwcki.club/index.php?threads/a-logs-2-0-the-new-generation-of-chris-commentators.161/page-11

    http://cwcki.club/index.php?threads/a-logs-2-0-the-new-generation-of-chris-commentators.161/page-12

    http://cwcki.club/index.php?threads/a-logs-2-0-the-new-generation-of-chris-commentators.161/page-13

    http://cwcki.club/index.php?threads/a-logs-2-0-the-new-generation-of-chris-commentators.161/page-14

    http://cwcki.club/index.php?threads/a-logs-2-0-the-new-generation-of-chris-commentators.161/page-15

    http://cwcki.club/index.php?threads/a-logs-2-0-the-new-generation-of-chris-commentators.161/page-16

    http://cwcki.club/index.php?threads/a-logs-2-0-the-new-generation-of-chris-commentators.161/page-17

    http://cwcki.club/index.php?threads/a-logs-2-0-the-new-generation-of-chris-commentators.161/page-20

    http://cwcki.club/index.php?threads/a-logs-2-0-the-new-generation-of-chris-commentators.161/page-21

    Here was documented on his socks:
    http://cwcki.club/index.php?threads/a-logs-2-0-the-new-generation-of-chris-commentators.161/page-22

    http://cwcki.club/index.php?threads/a-logs-2-0-the-new-generation-of-chris-commentators.161/page-23

    http://cwcki.club/index.php?threads/a-logs-2-0-the-new-generation-of-chris-commentators.161/page-24

    Going off on Null for pulling the plug on his spree:
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    Using (I want cake) to complain about Chris during the Gamestop thing:
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    To those new to Hirtes, he is around Chris often with multiple socks dedicated to screaming at him constantly and getting blocked by Chris.
    His alts are not hard to find, you will know when looking at user's favorites on twitter or followers/following. Hirtes also tends to use the terms "deadbeat", "BRUTE MALE", "Fatty", tries to bring back old SAGAs like Clyde and Liquid Chris "IAN", and whenever he posts, they always never make sense.

    If you want to find a new sock of his on twitter, just look up @cwcsonichu on twitter search engine and look at most recent. Almost every reply he makes is to Chris, if not then he's arguing with someone else over SJWs.


    "YOU HAVE DONE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFETIME TO EARN GOING TO THAT CONVENTION YOU LAZY NAÏVE HACK THEIF" - 8/14/2017

    "Next thing you know, Chris is gonna confess that he was also DoopieDoOver all along, and we're all gonna be so gobsmacked. Chris is so smart" - 8/16/2017

    "I feel sorry for all of the kids trapped in the same theater Fatty is going to stink up." -9/16/2017

    Kiwifarms aliases:

    Polterbob
    BurtyDrappedCreifs
    Aritrocrat
    Kyoosand
    Slep
    The Froon
    I Want Cake
    Chipmunk with a banana
    Totem Sanic

    Twitter Sock List: Total (50)

    IAmTheRealCWC {Christian W Chandler} (http://archive.is/kBhFP) Created: 7/22/2013
    DEVIL_MAN25 {BTG} (http://archive.is/0jJ7z) Created: May 2016, Active since 8/5/2017
    Rektbylife {Dathingsiveseen} (http://archive.fo/F8oJB) Created: Somewhere before 9/16/2016
    S_kank_Hunt42 {SkankHuntFortyTwo} (http://archive.fo/LJE65) Created: 11/15/2016
    Get_a_job_Chris {Chris is A MALE} (http://archive.is/zoPL8) Created: 3/29/2017
    GamestopJerkop {Clyde Cash} (http://archive.is/VlMLL) Created: 4/14/2017
    Ghost_bob_BoOoO {Ghost Bob} (http://archive.is/hYjEH) Created: 4/18/2017
    shecameforcwc {shecameforCWC} (http://archive.is/UnkI8) Created: 4/21/2017
    JULAYYYYYYYYYYY {Eviction Notice} (http://archive.is/1bwxB) Created: 4/21/2017
    Nut_ward_nurse {Pickle Man} (http://archive.is/ERdku) Created: 4/21/2017
    CWC_Is_Ugly {Lord_Hater} (http://archive.is/SYIfG) Created: 4/29/2017
    LiquidClyde {Clyde Cash} (https://archive.is/DFBk2) Created: 5/1/2017
    CWCSonichu82 {Christine Chandler} (http://archive.is/uFdGS) Created: 5/2/2017
    BRRAAAAINSSSSSS {Zombie_Bob} (http://archive.is/ozhEQ) Created: 5/17/2017
    CHRIS_IS_MALE {Reality} (http://archive.is/f0DmW) Created: 5/24/2017
    TROLLING_SUPER {TROLLING SUPER} (http://archive.is/rAymo) Created: 6/4/2017
    chachachan2017 Created: 6/4/2017
    Brute_male_CWC {CWCs_Cumsicles} (http://archive.is/5wMLS) Created: 6/5/2017
    CWC_IS_A_PEDO {Left_Side_Hater} (http://archive.is/n42Mz) Created: 6/12/2017
    FUKK_U_CHRIS {CWC_IS_MALE} (http://archive.is/sLHaI) Created: 6/13/2017
    EAT_SHITT_CHRIS {GIGANTIC STRAW} (https://archive.is/wcTIw) Created: 6/13/2017
    CWC_IS_MALE {CHRIS_IS_A_FAT_MALE} (https://archive.li/jsN5B) Created: 6/24/2017
    STINKO_MANBABY {CHRIS_CANT_STOP_ME} (http://archive.is/R2SJd) Created: 6/27/2017
    PICKLE_RIIIIIICK {PICKLE_RICK} (https://archive.fo/Pg0kA) Created: 7/15/2017
    FLIPPINGUDABIRD {BIRD_IS_THE_WORD} (http://archive.is/e7MsQ) Created: 7/19/2017
    DangDirtyTroll {ItsDahKrumpas} ( http://archive.is/nowIs) Created: 7/19/2017
    YYAH_YYAH_YYAH {Dr_Hans_Asperger} (http://archive.is/ZJp71) Created: 7/20/2017
    Nannas_4_Barb {FOR_THE_HOARD} (http://archive.is/5ctIf) Created: 8/2/2017
    Bluearmsohno {MUGSHOT} (http://archive.is/AOMaH) Created: 8/4/2017
    Hateisweakness5 {Minako Aino} (http://archive.is/BU8yw) Created: 8/4/2017
    PICKLE_LICKER {DISASTERCHU} ( http://archive.is/AerS1) Created: 8/5/2017
    He_Wont_Get_Any {CHRIS_WANTS_LUV} (http://archive.is/eQInS) Created: 8/5/2017
    VIRGINWITHRAGE {WANT_WOMAN} (http://archive.is/hL1H6) Created: 8/5/2017
    FapToTheExtreme {JULAY} (http://archive.is/3xSHJ) Created: 8/6/2017
    PrayforSorbet {Sorbet} (http://archive.is/t9BnW) Created: 8/8/2017
    PISSANDBURN {Karate_Cole} (http://archive.is/9ox37) Created 8/8/2017
    silens_vigil {silens vigil} (http://archive.is/GerdI) Created: 8/8/2017
    CuntChan69/TrumpChan69 {TrueAndHonestChan/ChrisisTrumpson} (http://archive.is/rsqAc) Created: 8/10/2017
    ItsThisAsshole {MisterBungle} (http://archive.is/ZM37e) Created: 8/16/2017
    MarinerSentMe {RepoMan} (http://archive.is/CtgHv) Created: 8/16/2017
    Bend0verChris {Mariner Finance} (http://archive.is/lOLNx) Created: 8/16/2017
    ScrewyouChris {Coca Cola} (http://archive.is/FTYNW) Created: 8/16/2017
    GheyChris {Ghey Chris} (http://archive.is/ScJVB) Created: 8/18/2017
    CwcCats {Dead CWC Cats} (http://archive.is/rGTcQ) Created: 8/19/2017
    ChristiansDuck {Pickle Man} (http://archive.is/Xbmxz) Created: 8/26/2017
    MANBABY_TANTRUM {CHRIS_IS_MAAAAD} (http://archive.is/Epsk5) Created: 8/27/2017
    YoungTrumpChan {BlockMeChan} (http://archive.is/C09zW) Created: 8/29/2017
    Aspergercorn {DILDO_ON_FOREHEAD} (http://archive.is/0yUjv) Created: 8/30/2017
    MariaJunice {Leslie Barker} (http://archive.is/zXh0k) Created: 8/30/2017
    TheRealCWC93 {Christine W Chandler} (http://archive.is/iUs21) Created: 11/1/2017
     
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    I'm just surprised it was him. I actually knew Mike back in the Usenet days when we both talked back and force in one of the newsgroups, he even sent me a few DVD-R copies of obscure stuff he told me never to share with anyone, especially a disc filled with Greenway Productions material (the guys who did Batman and The Green Hornet in the 60's) including a Dick Tracy pilot you can find on YouTube nowadays (though that's not my copy). At the time I didn't really know him personally well, but later on I saw how far down the rabbit hole he was and simply moved on.
     
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    Scalar Social Outcast that Nobody Likes

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    Seventeen now, good grief.
     
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    Some never know when to quit!
     
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    Princess Celestia Your local techni-color horse.

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    Well ADF got onto CWC orbiters for less.
     
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    Erika RL incel hunter

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    Shit like this is depressing, and reminds me why I don't poke around on KF anymore. Honestly, it's like the lack of lulz but all the depressing and failure of Chris.

    This is just a full grown man child, who's done nothing, abusing a full grown man child who's made a mary sue comic.
     
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    Hurtful Truth Level Well-Known Member Real Christorian Hedgehog

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    Another Fellow the unwanted one

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    I do wonder what Chris thinks when he reads this fag's tweets. At least Hirtes accomplished his goal for once?
     
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    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    I guess he deserves credit for persistence? A-Log never got Chris' attention so I guess Hirtes one-ups him in that regard too. But it's still nothing to be proud of by any means unless you are the kind of freak Hirtes is.
     
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    TiggleYaPoosay I Can Roll My Tongue

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    Tara liked one of the comments lmao. Maybe she's an Alog as well?
     
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    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    .........50 year old man.......
     
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    Stardust Self-proclaimed Ween

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    I think that it just will end here and chris will ignore that idiot again
     
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    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    The irony is, the CWCki article is much more reasonable in it's evaluation of Chris' psyche than Hirtes will ever be.
     
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    Well he did name himself "Dr. Hans Asperger" here, and that was Chris' rendering of the guy in his Autism Tutorial.
     
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    Hellblazer Autism on the rocks Staff Member Administrator Moderator

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    There was a dickhead on KF way back when named hans_asperger. No idea if it's a coincidence.

    Also, I spoilered the bigger Twitter caps to make it easier for people to navigate the thread.
     
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