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Michael Hirtes / Mhirtes / DILDO_ON_FOREHEAD / @TheRealCWC93 (FUCK OFF CHRIS!)

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Janker, Jul 19, 2017.

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What is Hirtes?

  1. A-log the 2nd

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  2. Grumpy old man in residential home

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  3. Chris's worst enemy

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  4. Rektbylife

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  5. Bernie Madoff's digital cousin

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  6. ButtHurts

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    10.7%

  7. Forget Anthony Logatto, Hirtes is the real deal!

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  8. Doing the Godbear's work

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  9. Chris is going to do something dangerously violent to people, forget the polls!

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  1. king kong... with wings?

    king kong... with wings? Snek doesn't like being manhandled

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    what exactly is going on with KF and patreon?
     
    king kong... with wings?, Aug 2, 2017
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  2. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    Basically Null is using Patreon to fund KF. Simple and unimportant.
     
    Uncle Frank, Aug 2, 2017
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    Very Honest Content and king kong... with wings? like this.
  3. Scalar

    Scalar Social Outcast that Nobody Likes

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    He says every time he says 'darling', he goes into cringe mode. I say, every time Hirtes speaks, I go cringe mode.
     
    Scalar, Aug 2, 2017
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  4. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

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    More today:
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    Janker, Aug 2, 2017
    #104
  5. Scalar

    Scalar Social Outcast that Nobody Likes

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    Well, he *did* tell them to do this...
     
    Scalar, Aug 2, 2017
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  6. TiggleYaPoosay

    TiggleYaPoosay I Can Roll My Tongue

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    Chris's twitter and youtube are blowing up. I bet Hirtes will have a perpetual boner all day.
     
    TiggleYaPoosay, Aug 2, 2017
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  7. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

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    This needs to be a meme:
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    Janker, Aug 2, 2017
    #107
  8. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

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    Oh and more sperging:
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    Janker, Aug 2, 2017
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    B.R.A.Z.I.L. State of Mind

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    *Hatreon=Patreon for the alt-right. current year hipsters.
    Hirtes is having a boner here.
     
    B.R.A.Z.I.L., Aug 2, 2017
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  10. Princess Celestia

    Princess Celestia Your local techni-color horse.

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    Wow I that's pretty clever wordplay for Hirtes.for Hirtes
     
    Princess Celestia, Aug 2, 2017
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  11. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

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    more sperging:
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    He is using his LiquidClyde account to tweet Chris:
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    Janker, Aug 2, 2017
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  12. king kong... with wings?

    king kong... with wings? Snek doesn't like being manhandled

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    king kong... with wings?, Aug 2, 2017
    #112
  13. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    And he was signed in about 20 minutes ago too.

    So uh......Hi Hirtes!
     
    Duhtay Wodes, Aug 2, 2017
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  14. king kong... with wings?

    king kong... with wings? Snek doesn't like being manhandled

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    That's a real thing? Thought Null was giving patreon a different name or something, but still this is pathetic
     
    king kong... with wings?, Aug 2, 2017
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  15. Scalar

    Scalar Social Outcast that Nobody Likes

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    Okay, this is just pathetic on Hirtes' part, more so than usual! I mean, really, Bill Cipher?! When has Chris displayed any otherdimensional powers? Where's the physical resemblance??! Is Hirtes running out of ideas?! Tune in next time, same Bat Time, same Bat Channel!!
     
    Scalar, Aug 2, 2017
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  16. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

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    No it isn't but it's definitely your partner you talk to.
     
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    Janker, Aug 2, 2017
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  17. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

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    And if i'm correct, Hirtes just made another sock on twitter:
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    And there he goes:
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    Last edited by a moderator: Aug 2, 2017
    Janker, Aug 2, 2017
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  18. B.R.A.Z.I.L.

    B.R.A.Z.I.L. State of Mind

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    If he is @Alan Smithee , at least he has a good sense for usernames.
     
    B.R.A.Z.I.L., Aug 2, 2017
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    Janker Salt Collector

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    Janker, Aug 2, 2017
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    Janker Salt Collector

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    Janker, Aug 3, 2017
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