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Michael Hirtes / Mhirtes / DILDO_ON_FOREHEAD / @TheRealCWC93 (FUCK OFF CHRIS!)

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Janker, Jul 19, 2017.

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What is Hirtes?

  1. A-log the 2nd

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    7.1%

  2. Grumpy old man in residential home

    13 vote(s)
    46.4%

  3. Chris's worst enemy

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    0.0%

  4. Rektbylife

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  5. Bernie Madoff's digital cousin

    1 vote(s)
    3.6%

  6. ButtHurts

    3 vote(s)
    10.7%

  7. Forget Anthony Logatto, Hirtes is the real deal!

    3 vote(s)
    10.7%

  8. Doing the Godbear's work

    1 vote(s)
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  9. Chris is going to do something dangerously violent to people, forget the polls!

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  1. Stardust

    Stardust Self-proclaimed Ween

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    Hirtes would make something retarded or related to old cwc events
     
    Stardust, Jul 28, 2017
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  2. Scalar

    Scalar Social Outcast that Nobody Likes

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    I wouldn't rule it out just yet. He could be trying to throw us off.
     
    Scalar, Jul 28, 2017
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  3. NAITCHA BAH

    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

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    Hagibor isn't Hirtes. Damn, that's pretty depressing that there's two people who A-Log that hard.
     
    NAITCHA BAH, Jul 28, 2017
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  4. Scalar

    Scalar Social Outcast that Nobody Likes

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    This is why I cling to the hope that he's trying to throw us off his trail.
     
    Scalar, Jul 28, 2017
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  5. NAITCHA BAH

    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

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    Is it worth moving Hagibor to a separate thread on the Orbiters boards? I did some homework on this guy and the cringe goes deeper.
     
    NAITCHA BAH, Jul 28, 2017
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  6. Scalar

    Scalar Social Outcast that Nobody Likes

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    Scalar, Jul 28, 2017
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  7. Yuyuko Saigyouji

    Yuyuko Saigyouji Dreaming Ghost

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    Gross, I think I'll pass.
     
    Yuyuko Saigyouji, Jul 29, 2017
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  8. Scalar

    Scalar Social Outcast that Nobody Likes

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    Same. I am particularly nubile for my species.
     
    Scalar, Jul 29, 2017
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  9. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

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    Hirtes is still using this account:
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    He better pray to God Chris doesn't read his thread on Kiwifarms.
     
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    Janker, Jul 30, 2017
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  10. Princess Celestia

    Princess Celestia Your local techni-color horse.

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    Goddamn it Waterman, stop trying to out sperg everyone.
     
    Princess Celestia, Jul 30, 2017
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  11. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

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    And there he goes again:
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    Janker, Jul 30, 2017
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  12. king kong... with wings?

    king kong... with wings? Snek doesn't like being manhandled

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    is Monica a patreon sock or a real person?
     
    king kong... with wings?, Jul 30, 2017
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  13. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    Yeah, you would know, wouldn't you, Mr. Middle-Aged Furry.
     
    Uncle Frank, Jul 30, 2017
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  14. Stardust

    Stardust Self-proclaimed Ween

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    Seems like a real person, isnt just a plain "hurr durr u creep get a job"
     
    Stardust, Jul 30, 2017
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  15. king kong... with wings?

    king kong... with wings? Snek doesn't like being manhandled

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    well then, Hirtes is kinda in the right pointing out how chris did just tell some woman who is trying to knock some sense into him to shut up.
     
    king kong... with wings?, Jul 30, 2017
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  16. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

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  17. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

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    He's using a sock on the farms to post this

    Hirtes is having a field day today
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    Janker, Aug 1, 2017
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  18. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    He hasn't switched socks in a while...

    Is Hirtes getting better?
     
    Uncle Frank, Aug 1, 2017
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  19. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    I'm sure Hirtes is rubbing one out in immense joy over the developments between Chris and Doopie
     
    Duhtay Wodes, Aug 1, 2017
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  20. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

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    More sperging:
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    Janker, Aug 1, 2017
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