Michael Hirtes / Mhirtes / DILDO_ON_FOREHEAD / @TheRealCWC93 (FUCK OFF CHRIS!)

Kool Kwcki Klub

 

Good to know he still thinks those guys are cool. Mad props, am I right?

 

A bunch of people bought medallions as a cheap souvenir, and I think a few people have commissioned art. I don't think anyone besides D-Stecks has bought the expensive shit he tries to sell like the amibos or whatever.

As I recall, one of the buyers got doxxed by Chris, hence the warning about buying stuff.

 

Wow. More than I thought, then. I do remember the doxing, though.

 

From the cwcki:

Overview
On 12 September 2014, Chris announced on his Facebook page that he would be making and selling replica medallions on EBay for $30 each. He expressed a willingness to make not only Sonichu and Rosechu medals, but also "most any of the rest of the characters, or a custom of your choosing." His first listing of 55 sold out quickly, and he was forced to relist it. By the time sales were temporarily halted on December 6, he had succeeded in selling at least 114. He re-listed 30 medallions in February 2015, and these too quickly sold out. In June 2015, 16 more medallions appeared on his Ebay account, also selling out within a day. Photos indicated that he had extended the run of medallions to 300. In July he sold a few medallion/Amiibo bundle sets, and in August listed 20 more standalone medallions.


I was wrong about the amiibos, apparently a whole bunch of spergs bought them for like $40 a pop.

 

I feel he's doing the world a favor aside making himself a laughing stock.
When I get depressed, and feel like shit isn't going to work with my girl and I'll die alone, unloved and forgotten about. I can think, hey at least this wasn't me.

His work to cure people being down in the dumps should get him some medal. One he'd probably manage to fit in his mouth and choke on because he's an utter fucking mong.

 

But no medal.

 

He's actually a *laughing sock*

 

Whoever edited my comment, can I just speak for everyone and say how much we appreciate you and your work?

 

Sorry for ruining your ilusion but this is the exact thing that hirtes thinks, "im not chris so i couldnt be of that bad!, lets mock him lolol"

 

Three lolcows in their 50s - David Tanny, Bob McKim and Mike Hirtes

Tanny and McKim for those who don't know

Spoiler

David Tanny - egotistical, makes demented novelty music that's crap but thinks it's on par with Dr. Demento, no tugboat but has worked as a pizza delivery man for over 30 years, virgin with rage

Bob McKim - worked as a newspaper delivery boy for 11 years, has done various jobs for 20-30 years (usually fired or otherwise left on bad terms), fired from his school bus driving job for threatening to shoot the mayor, on a tugboat since about 2010, married and divorced (his wife married a woman after divorcing him), had two sons by her, currently in a common law marriage, claims his major contributions to society now are preaching as a Pentecostal evangelist on YouTube (he has a doctoral degree from the Universal Life Church), which has led to many lulz as the preaching is very self-serving and he often gives TMI, and his radio patrol, where he makes dashcam videos and often complains about other drivers- he actually did save a woman's life back when CB channel 9 was used for emergencies regularly, egotistical, went to church members' houses to solicit donations, smells bad and locals call him Hamburger Helper

Mike Hirtes - involved with furry drama on the internet since the early 90s, made a zine but it made enough money to threaten his tugboat so he stopped making the zine, on disability and thinks people who work for a living are "suckers," makes fun of a man nearly half his age for being a pathetic, fat, creepy leech when he himself probably fits that description too, his relationship status is unknown, but I'm thinking he's a virgin with rage

Yeah, I think Hirtes is the most pathetic lolcow in their 50s - at least Tanny and McKim have interests outside of mocking people online and have work histories

 

Yeah, and don't think that work is for suckers. And he most certainly fits that description, based on what I've been getting so far.

 

I'm sorry this post was a lot longer in my head than it came out to be.

I wasn't trying to a log, let me put the words that were in my brain and never got typed out here then, There's an innate desire of humans to want to be part of a thing, be it family, friends, fame etc. Many people, the a logs tend to go for any attention is good attention. Same way children will throw toys just for looks.

Many of us, a logs included, feel a need to be something, someone, and the a-logs are so in fear of being empty they will lash out towards the lowest of the low. What I meant, it's better to be known for something good, if you can't be, it's better to be not known, than being known as a half century old person slapping down a mentally ill person.

I guess I'm still a logging an a log but man... it's just interesting to me what in your mind would make this click, hmmm time to abuse someone old enough to be my kid who's on a dark path, and his life is falling apart. I mean Chris is far from a great person and I think we all as a species, do take some odd pleasure in laughing when bad things happen to bad people. I mean look at this site or KF, while it's a hive for nutsos, it's also got a ton of good, caring, stand up people.

I guess I can't lie, I do look down on him, but it's just like... in 50+ years how you want and focus on tormenting Chris to be your high point and what you'll be remembered for, the net never forgets, in 200 years when we all have passed, you may have an inactive facebook page, a dead blog etc... This person will have a nephew, hmm what was uncle so and so like.. google and find... yea he picked on a manchild and that's all he'll ever be known for.

 

Yep people who can afford more than MacDonald's and food stamps and don't have to sweat bullets when a Republican is president are total idiots.

 

Fuck Hirtes

 

YYAH YYAH YYAH sounds like the most retarded noise ever

 

It's fitting that Chris came up with it for his "Autism Tutorial"

 

I think this might be another sock for Hirtes. God, I hope it's a sock for Hirtes. If not, then that's just depressing.

 

That ain't Hirtes. Hirtes doesn't type like that.