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Michael Hirtes / Mhirtes / DILDO_ON_FOREHEAD / @TheRealCWC93 (FUCK OFF CHRIS!)

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Janker, Jul 19, 2017.

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What is Hirtes?

  1. A-log the 2nd

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  2. Grumpy old man in residential home

    13 vote(s)
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  3. Chris's worst enemy

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  4. Rektbylife

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  5. Bernie Madoff's digital cousin

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  6. ButtHurts

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  7. Forget Anthony Logatto, Hirtes is the real deal!

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  8. Doing the Godbear's work

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  9. Chris is going to do something dangerously violent to people, forget the polls!

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  1. TiggleYaPoosay

    TiggleYaPoosay I Can Roll My Tongue

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    That video is really a classic. He's pleading for a high school reunion and totally diverts to a rant about trolls. Then he's like never give your personal info out on the internet and proceeds to give out his phone number and home address and asks his classmates to give him their info :cwl:
    I know you all have seen it, it just cracks me up every time.
     
    TiggleYaPoosay, Jul 21, 2017
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  2. Descent

    Descent Well-Known Member

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    "The Misadventures of Hirtes" sounds like some lesser known Greek tragedy.
     
    Descent, Jul 21, 2017
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    Stardust Self-proclaimed Ween

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    A story about how an old man tried to make fun of the fool of the village but at the point that his obsesion made him a fool
     
    Stardust, Jul 21, 2017
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  4. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    I am sure that is one of Aesop's fables.
     
    Minimal Effort, Jul 21, 2017
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  5. Hellblazer

    Hellblazer Autism on the rocks Staff Member Administrator Moderator

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    All while pleasuring himself to the sight of the village sheep.
     
    Hellblazer, Jul 21, 2017
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  6. Princess Celestia

    Princess Celestia Your local techni-color horse.

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    Throw in an Aesop about how woman are useless and we have a genuine greek play!
     
    Princess Celestia, Jul 21, 2017
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    TheVoid Well-Known Member

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    Hirtes, not as notable a lolcow as Chris, but he tries harder.
     
    TheVoid, Jul 21, 2017
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  8. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

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    Janker, Jul 21, 2017
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  9. Stardust

    Stardust Self-proclaimed Ween

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    You are the only one who need to be curse-ye-kame-ha'ed grandpa :p:)
     
    Stardust, Jul 21, 2017
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  10. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

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    More sperging at Chris
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    Janker, Jul 22, 2017
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  11. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    Duhtay Wodes, Jul 22, 2017
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  12. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

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    Even more sperging today:
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    Janker, Jul 22, 2017
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  13. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

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    @Hurtful Truth Level Quick question, have you ever been in the kiwifarms chat with Totem Sanic before this spilled over? and if so, what was he like?
     
    Janker, Jul 22, 2017
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  14. Hurtful Truth Level

    Hurtful Truth Level Well-Known Member Real Christorian Hedgehog

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    No, I haven't posted in their chatroom.
     
    Hurtful Truth Level, Jul 22, 2017
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  15. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    Uncle Frank, Jul 22, 2017
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  16. Scalar

    Scalar Social Outcast that Nobody Likes

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    'Stinkachu'. 53 years old, and this is the best he can come up with, even with time for preponderance.
     
    Scalar, Jul 22, 2017
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  17. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

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  18. exball

    exball "A CAR WEIGHS A LOT MORE THAN 10 TONS" ~CWC

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    exball, Jul 23, 2017
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    Janker Salt Collector

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  20. Scalar

    Scalar Social Outcast that Nobody Likes

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    Does anyone over there actually buy from Chris, by the way. I was just over there to see what they're doing, like, yesterday, and I saw a pinned thread about not buying from Chris, soooo sounds like someone's a bit butthurt. (I mean, not gonna give names or nuthin', just making an observation...)
     
    Scalar, Jul 23, 2017
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