Legal 3/23/2018 - Trespassed at Fashion Square Mall / banned from End Games

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Hurtful Truth Level, Mar 28, 2018.

  1. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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    If Clyde could make Chris shit his pants over the phone, imagine what kind of reaction chris would have to Dredd.
     
  2. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    Well after the pepper spray incident it looks like he will have to draw blood, an innocent bystander or his own will suffice (Hail Khorne), for something to actualy be prosicuted at this point.
     
  3. Erika

    Erika RL incel hunter

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    It was posted he's in some tard rage program now, in lieu of jail so this is his last chance (for real legally speaking)
     
  4. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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    Anger management programs are temporary fixes for chris. Most people who take them (or at least those who take them seriously) make a conscious choice to use those lessons in their lives. Chris is a self-centered hedonist who can't accept responsibility without the threat of a belt being waggled in his face. 1-2 months tops after this program's over he'll be back to normal, like nothing happened.
     
  5. NAITCHA BAH

    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

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    I'm kind of torn on this whole thing. On the one hand, it's not fair that Chris gets to do all this and not suffer consequences like the rest of us. On the other hand, Chris suffering real consequences for this would possibly end this crazy adventure we've all been on with him.
     
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  6. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    TBF, all adventures must come to an end. This one should have been put down about 15 years ago.
     
  7. One Too Many

    One Too Many Sexual Orientation: Heavy Metal

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  8. HumanityIsDoomed

    HumanityIsDoomed Active Member

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    How does this work? Does Chris have to file papers or show up in person to request a continuance?
     
  9. QuiltGuilt

    QuiltGuilt My 2-cent_garbage.com

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    Does the U.S. court system seriously not have anything better to do?
     
  10. king koi

    king koi Nobody cares, yo!

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  11. Major Tech Priest

    Major Tech Priest Adeptus Biologis studying Sonichu

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    Is this court in Virginia or in CWCville? I honestly can't tell the difference anymore...
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  12. king kong... with wings?

    king kong... with wings? Snek doesn't like being manhandled

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    At this point i would say they don't or perhaps Chris's "stress" is contagious
     
  13. NAITCHA BAH

    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

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    I keep saying the same thing, but then Chris does something insane like make an "acrobatic sexual prowess" video, or go "reeeeeeeee" in a witch's tunic because of Jessica Quinn.
     
  14. One Too Many

    One Too Many Sexual Orientation: Heavy Metal

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    This next case will take place a day before his warrant in debt case.
    Maybe the dimensions will merge before this case ever concludes.
     
  15. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    Perhaps he is thinking the caes will conclude just as the merger occurs to pull his fat ass out of the fire.
    That or a massive heart attack.
     
  16. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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    I'm a little curious if chris will go to one, then forget the other. Then again I'm also curious why chris even bothers going to these court cases when he's going to be reborn as god-empress Sonichu.
     
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  17. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat "Modernly Tech Savvy"

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    wow

    the courts really don't want to deal with CWC
     
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  18. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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    I don't blame the court for not wanting to deal with chris.

    Imagine being chris's doctor though... buuuuh.
     
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  19. Fauna Fox

    Fauna Fox Mainstream 2010s Nicktoon Furry Waifu

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    Or whoever's unlucky enough to have to deal with his possessions when he eventually passes away.
    DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS!
     
  20. TiggleYaPoosay

    TiggleYaPoosay I Can Roll My Tongue

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    I feel especially sorry for his gynecologist.