Meta What If?

Do nought vorry! Ve can figuh owt how to keel eet. Yeearugh!

 

Come to think of it, I think someone else came up with the idea of Sonichu being some kind of evil spirit too.

 

Was that before or after the Sonic Totem was sold.

 

What if Chris converted to Islam?

 

One part of Islam, is you pray 5 times a day. Chris doing anything five times a day, is already unfathomable. I am sure he would make a mockery of it, but to be fair what doesn't he?
I do wonder how he feels about Islam, as he likes to pretend to be tolerant but we know better, or would he take that "islamic feminist" angle that's more confusing than a rubix cube to the color blind.

 

He's been pretty neutral towards it. But he did go on record saying he hated all things non-Christian. It's just a case of seeing if he'll make a public comment on it.

 

If you asked him to explain it, you'd get a video of a bored Chris reading the Wikipedia article on his phone. He likely lacks enough of an understanding to have a more complex opinion than "Hmm, yeah, I tolerate all da faiths".

 

What if Chris developed Celiacs?

 

It wouldn't make a bit of difference and he'd continue his same horrible diet.

 

What if chris tried to kill trump, and what would happens if this works?

 

what if nightstar isnt actually chris and is intentionally pretending to be her

 

Nightstar has been confirmed to be Chris.

 

What if someone mistakes chris as a homeless person and gives him money?

 

They'd be shocked to know their money went towards Legos and Skylanders rather than meth or crack.

 

Here's a comic-related what-if question: If there was suddenly a new character that quickly made it apparent he or she doesn't care about the love-related stuff, how would the characters in-universe react? This is a strictly in-universe question, so yes, I realize that won't happen with Chris at the reins. Just getting that out of the way.

 

They'd be ostracized, tormented and eventually brainwashed into the love way of thing

 

Any examples from the comics that can lead to this conclusion, by chance? Asking for a friend.

 

Or maybe Silvana.
Tell your friend to read the glorious sonichu for himself

 

'Kay, cool.

 

What if Chris met ADF at OmegaCon next year?