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What if Chris lived in Longyearbyen?

 

What if Chris had a late-night talk show?

 

Although you made a typo there, you're typo is actually correct: not even Kaufman had limits. I think if Andy Kaufman knew it would fuck with people (especially if it fucked with the people who thought they were fucking with him), he would do it.

And do we know for sure that Chris really shoved the medallion up his ass? We have audio, but that doesn't mean shit. Before we make fun of Chris for taking everything online at face value, let's ask ourselves how much WE take shit online at face value when it comes to Chris.

Andy Kaufman has done shit that has almost got him sent to jail just to get a reaction AND done shit that has almost got him killed. Odds are, Chris isn't an elaborate ruse by Andy Kaufman (who died a couple of years after Chris was born and was obsessed with the idea of faking his own death). However, I don't put it outside the realm of real possibilities.

 

It's been stated on KF many times before, but personally, it would be absolutely fucking amazing if Chris turned out to be an uber into character, Andy Kaufman-esque performance artist/troll, who one day just made a video, acting totally normal, with a completely normal life and family, and was all "....Gotcha."

 

And Andy Kaufman is the only person I can think of who would have the patience to keep the ruse up for this long. The son of a bitch invented trolling. Only Kaufman, John Waters, or maybe Stephen Colbert could pull off a troll of this magnitude.

 

Trying to run Snyder over and macing the GS employee make me think there's no way.....Unless they were in on it hmmm.
Nah, you can tell he had something wrong with him in those clips of him as a kid and it's just worsened into this twisted adulthood.

 

What if the Watch and Win clips was the only one of the real Chris Chan, and the rest of the news clips were of Andy Kaufman? Perhaps he saw this and realized that he had his identity to come back as. Like I said, people close to Andy Kaufman said he was obsessed with faking his own death.

And as you said......

When this gets brought up, people are quick to say, "No way would this many people organize to troll somebody"...................as their on a site with 922 people dedicated to discussing events where a whole group of people organized to troll somebody.

 

What if Chris was right all along?

 

But if you were the catalyst for that, and Chris was really who he seems to be, then wouldn't that make YOU the greatest troll of all time?

 

What if Chris hadn't shown absurd behavior and videos, Instead just posting Sonichu comics and staying quiet?

 

What if Chris encountered Clyde Or Liquid Chris in real life today? Would he Cursemehameha? Or just run away?

 

Tuck tail and run away. Same thing he would've done years ago.

 

Chris who?

 

What if Chris is actually an alien from another planet?

 

Then he's doing a rotten job at staying low-key.
Or maybe it's his alien masterplan to divert attention from his alien nature by masking it with shittyness. Or he's a H. P. Lovecraft character come to life in modern day Virginia, USA.

 

What if Telltale Games made a game based on Sonichu?

 

Telltale is criticized for making a depressing game where you play a fan tranny who can't find his blow up doll in his mother's hoard.

I could see Scott cawthon of FNAF's making a similar game. Though I don't know if you'd be fending off chris, or the pickle man...

 

It would be a Tellfail

 

What if Chris talked in third person?