Meta What If?

He'd just change from claiming he's Jesus to claiming he's Mohammed. No difference.

 

Or he'd commit super haram blasphemy and claim he's Allah?

But yeah, it wouldn't be too different.

Now if "Classic Chris" got into Islam before delusions of godhood, that could be a different story.

 

Imagine his parents' reactions to him shouting in Arabic in another video addressed to the trolls.

 

If "Classic Chris" got into Islam, it'd likely be because "muh 72 virgins hmm yeah".

 

How did I not think of that?

 

Also Islam usually says "homos" should be treated worse than modern conservative Protestant Christianity does.

"Classic Chris" likely didn't like Islam because post-9/11 climate, and he sees beyond Virginia only via TV.

 

I wonder if he or his parents ever watched Fox News.

 

>"Honor Roll" watching the news at all

seems legit

 

What if the AVGN decided that you could make more money with a shitty game than with a good one, recruited Chris's help, and the two of them made a Sonichu game meant to be the shittiest game of all time?

 

Then people would start claiming that the game is unironically good.

 

The internet lumberjack would have had his work cut out for himself.

 

What if Chris was a very weak psyker* and Sonichu was a creature from the warp he summoned in March of 2000?

hypothetical heresy

*(he can bend paper and make rocks fall of his hands)

 

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Over on KF I suggested that maybe he got a heart attack or some other fat-related thing or something like that.

 

I've been there.

Thinking of even basic stuff can become rocket science when the body is going out for the night.

(still some issues with those 2 posts BTW)

 

Then A-Logs would shid, fard, and cumb in their pontz.

 

What if that whole mass blocking on Twitter thing (that "#HarassCWCDirectly" crap) led to Chris being more mentally vulnerable to the "Idea Guys" meddling?

 

Chris is at that age when the sedentary lifestyle really catches up with you. You can be a super lazy slob in your thirties with no problems but at the big 4-0 you gotta take care of your temple.