Meta What If?

That "vaccine" isn't too effective. CWC could get it, and badly because he's "augh yeah" and lived unhealthy.

What if the real reason he "disappeared" was because he got the coof?

 

This is starting to sound like those terrible anti-vaccine conspiracy theories by idiots like KF newfags, so can we please change the subject?

 

It's a debatable and potentially heated issue, so yeah - good idea to change the subject.

(also if Chris caught the coof it's more likely he'd be fine though)

 

I wonder how Chris is doing in the psych ward
they make you do group therapy and arts and crafts in the psych ward, so maybe he told the other patients they need to worship him because he's a goddess or he drew Sonichu and Rosechu in art therapy
I wonder if he's been segregated from the other patients for bad behavior

I hope he has no nonsense veteran nurses who don't take his crap

 

I'm thinking we found the sequel to One flew over the cuckoo's nest.

 

"Bann has happened again."

 

Will Chris ever be a free man again if he receives permanent residency in a mental hospital?

My money is on no tbh. At least by conventional means.

(Not ruling out an armed lolcow uprising in the distant future)

 

What if Chris breaks out of prison?

 

He will either seek out the first opportunity to blab about his escape and be immediately recaptured, or won't make it far and be shot for non compliance. Non lethal or lethal response is a 50/50 chance.

 

I doubt it. But maybe if he somehow lets go of the god delusion that is rooted in his ever-inflating ego?

Chris hoped the "Dimensional Merge" would bust him out of the Jail of Fail.

What if he still thinks that'll happen any day now?

 

Disappointment followed by running face first into desperate delusion.

 

What if he somehow got himself into an endless loop of the day of the "BEST BIRTHDAY EVER"?

What if he somehow got amnesia each time around so it wasn't like that Groundhog Day movie?

 

We talked about afterlife scenarios for Chris. I'd say this is the best possible one. Of course, you can make an argument that it's really hell for him in some kind of subconscious way...

 

Like his subconscious telling him "they're just paid gal-pals" or "this already happened before"?

 

I bet Magi-Chan shows up.

 

What if Chris and Drachenlord (the German equivalent with even worse trolls via them visiting his house and doing some vandalism or even having a crowd of a 100+ people come only for them to try and start a fucking brush fire) switched places?

 

The home may have been demolished by now and "Drachenlord" as CWC would be even more disliked by Ruckersville.

Meanwhile, CWC as "Drachenlord" would likely attract far less trolls to that place "Drachenlord" used to live.

 

If Chris went to Germany he would probably say something insensitive about Nazis and get into legal trouble under their hate speech laws.

 

https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Song_of_Christian
Listening to this and it got me curious: what was high school Chris's goal by making these videos? Did he actually intended to show it to his class?
(I'm just imagining the surreal experience of a high school class experiencing this video of the special needs kid explaining his creatively bankrupt ideas on his pretend Nintendo Power magazine while also raging at the teacher for an F.)