Meta What If?

Liking it so far.

 

Give me time with this one. SCP entries are pretty dry and forthright.

 

Keep us posted

 

I'll make two or three, then make a thread if anyone wants to include some too.
Almost got the sonichu medalion finished

 

What if Chris had multiple personality disorder and found out that he was actually Clyde Cash this whole time.

 

What if the afterlife is CWCville?

 

Well, I need to start believing then!

 

He'd scream his fat little head off, after finding himself covered in spray-on suntan and making that duck face in the mirror.

 

What if Chris started to play the Sims?

 

I'm frankly shocked he hasn't already.
I could see him begging for someone to make soncihu mods and using cheat codes.

 

I frankly am too (but I'm glad he isn't part of my fandom!) because it's right up his alley. Playing virtual dollhouse, it screams Chris. But since it's pc only, him getting into it is very unlikely.

 

Oh yeah that's right. He said he didn't like steam, but he has an account. I forgot that.

 

What if future generations of lolcows view Chris as their Jesus?

 

What if they would try to remake an animated sonichu series like the spazkid one?

 

What if Chris became the ceo of Sony Pictures?

 

Sonichu the movie would beat the emoji movie

 

Pretty sure it can, actually. XD

 

What if chris accepted an offer to box one or several trolls in exchange for a certain amount of money? And would you be interested in getting in the ring with him?

 

This would be one of the worst episodes of One punch man ever.

 

Know what, I think it'd be funny if I took up that offer. I'm much smaller than he is, and by no means strong, but I have martial arts training. I most likely have what it takes to just mess with him until he gets tired, and then scare him by not allowing him to leave after he gives up. Would I hit him? Not sure, but I don't have to.