Meta What If?

At best, he'd be able to perceive everything and not be able to react to it due to his physique. At worst, he'd end up ripping his body apart through the strain. Like, by moving his arms he'd rip them off. I could be wrong on that last one, though, since we don't exactly know a whole lot about how it works.

Well, he was ousted, and it's a 3rd world nation, so if he had enough willpower to go out and claim his throne, the people in place would most likely recognize him as his father's son and kill him.

 

What if Chris caused World War 3 to happen?

 

What if Chris was getting better?

 

Depends on how 'better' is interpreted. But I think a lot of us would be happy.

Chris should be kept far away from North Korea. but I don't think we'd be worried about him if WW3 happened. He'd be a footnote to the war effort. Maybe assassinated but he'd be a low priority target.

 

He would stop being funny and interesting

 

On happening if he starts playing online FPS games and mouths off on the wrong server.

 

What if Chris ate a devil fruit?

 

He wouldn't because he is a TROO and 'AWNEST Christian

 

What if Chris smoked cigarettes? What brand would he prefer?

 

American Spirit, for the Cheokiean influence.

 

I was going to say Virginia Slims, the cigarette for virgins but you knocked it out of the park.

He'd probably drown in the bathtub.

 

What if Gordon Ramsay ate food that Chris made?

 

That's something I'd watch!

 

Ramsey: You flew me all the way to this shit hole town to feed me something out of a box? Jesus christ... -Ramsey storms out of BC14 to go get a shower and a real meal-

Chris has been granted 3 wishes but he doesn't know he has them. So whatever he casually wishes for as the day goes by he gets. What does he get?

 

I T ' S F U C K I N G R A W

 

Tough but my guess: "I wish the dogs would shut up" *dogs die*
"I wish I could find anything in this mess" *magical eathquake that throws everything on the floor, with the stuff Chris is looking for on top*
"I wish that the trolls would just DIE!" *Trolls do indeed die but the worldwide death epidemic catches people's attention and they eventually pinpoint Chris as the source*

 

1: Chris is at McDonalds and wishes he had schezwan sauce, so schezwan sauce magically appears, along with a bunch of insane Rick and Morty fans.
2: Chris is stuck on a busy road and wishes the traffic would die, so all the other drivers on the road suddenly recieve heart attacks.
3: Chris looks at his bills and wishes he had a lot of money, so a million dollars suddenly appear ... that originally was from the bank.

 

2. So all chris has to wait for all the cars around him to be towed before he can get out.
3. And chris ends up in prison after he tries to deposit a million dollars in his checking account.

 

1. chris wishes for Bob to comeback to life so he can stop adulting. Zombie Bob appears at the front door. chris shits himself.

2. chris wishes for a heartsweet. a still beating human hart appears on a frozen yogurt with gummy worms. chris shits himself, again.

3. chris wishes for all the sonichu, pony, magic hex-box power/forms he ever dreamed up. Gets them and has a heart attack because his body can't handle the strain. chris shits himself one last time.

 

Chris arrives at the pearly gates, only to find out that St. Peter has stepped out and Clyde Cash is subbing for him. As Clyde begins to read off chris's sins, Chris tries to worm his way out of them but he's sent down the chute to hell.

What if there was a Chris Trading card game like Magic: The Gathering. What would be ultimate goal of the game?