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Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Hellblazer, Feb 25, 2016.

  1. Scalar

    Scalar Social Outcast that Nobody Likes

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    I'd have to say that he'd lose weight for a little while. Sure, the Subway Diet doesn't seem like something that would work, but assuming that Chris goes through it properly, he'd be severely cutting down the calories, so he'd lose weight a little bit. Of course, that's not going to happen. In fact, even if he did go on the diet, he won't be going on the diet. Know what I'm saying?
     
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  2. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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    Yeah. He'd likely do what most fat women do: I'm having an extra slice of cake but don't worry, I'm having a diet cola! Chris would cheat on that so hard it'd become the McDonald's diet.
     
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  3. Scalar

    Scalar Social Outcast that Nobody Likes

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    Yes, it will. The interesting thing is, he doesn't necessarily *have* to change his eating habits *too much*. Still a fair bit, but if he goes for the exercising, then his caloric intake will become that much more justified. I know, that's not new to anyone, but I think it's interesting, that. Question is: Would he even entertain the idea of a diet long enough to go one meal?
     
  4. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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    Likely answer: He can stick with a diet until a negative shift in mood, which could happen from a show being canceled, a mean tweet, or a shift in the wind.
     
  5. TiggleYaPoosay

    TiggleYaPoosay I Can Roll My Tongue

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    What if Chris became the new Subway spokesperson? He is (slightly) less creepy than Jared.
     
  6. Glaive

    Glaive Cyber Tzar Staff Member Administrator Moderator

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    What if Chris started yet another website but this time used it to mine cryptocurrencies?

    Subway, eat fresh BUT WITHOUT SLANDEROUS PICKLES
     
  7. Scalar

    Scalar Social Outcast that Nobody Likes

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    Does he know cryptocurrencies exist?
     
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  8. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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    He probably has heard of bitcoin but its just cursory knowledge.
     
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  9. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    He probably thinks its something from Star Trek
     
  10. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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    What if chris went back to school, and decided to enroll at UC Berkely?
     
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  11. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    They would treat him like a saint.
     
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  12. Scalar

    Scalar Social Outcast that Nobody Likes

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    He'd become another one of those useful idiots being put out by that factory of manchildren and womenchildren. Is that even a word?
     
  13. InklingTits

    InklingTits daddy's inkies

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    what if jq wasnt a troll?
     
  14. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    Then she's one of the saddest and broken human beings on earth
     
  15. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    Then she would probably be in Hirtes lap calling him master and lauging at his "brilliant" plan.
     
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  16. Hellblazer

    Hellblazer Autism on the rocks Staff Member Administrator Moderator

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    They'd look at his application and wonder why it was filled out in Crayola.
     
  17. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    What if Sega folds and the Sonic franchise is no more?
     
  18. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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    Then most of its intellectual properties will go up for auction, and likely Nintendo will buy most of Sega's IP. Thus, ironically, putting sonic and pokemon under the same roof and chris's belief that all he needs is nintendo's OK to make a sonichu game will be fact and not delusion.
     
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  19. QuiltGuilt

    QuiltGuilt My 2-cent_garbage.com

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    If that happened, I wonder if they'd make a Sonic+Mario game and how they'd go about that
     
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  20. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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    We'd probably get it, and fanboys would go insane over their fanfics finally coming to life.

    I'm sure nintendo would want Sonic just to bank on old console wars memories. nostalgia moves units.
     
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