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YT 5/5 - shirt buyer cancelled, finances

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Hurtful Truth Level, May 5, 2017.

  1. Hurtful Truth Level

    Hurtful Truth Level Well-Known Member Real Christorian Hedgehog

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  2. TheVoid

    TheVoid Well-Known Member

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    Who could have possibly seen this surprising turn of events coming. Not me, that's for sure. I thought he was actually going to get paid 25k for his spectacular restoration job that has received a lot of local praise.
     
  3. BS Legend

    BS Legend Chris is my crack

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    Yes, Sewing is easy, but properly repairing a shirt (something a professional Tailor wouldn't touch because it would be to difficult) isn't. Also i doubt it would increase the Shirts value, if anything it would decrease the value, what little a water damaged torn Polo has anyway.

    Also, Chris doesn't or refuses to realize the buyer is an obvious troll.
     
  4. Katolate

    Katolate Boxyfly

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    At this point Chris is basically Eric Cartman whinning about his million dollars.
     
  5. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    A shambling, stuttering . . . person comes up to you and asks you what you think of their sewing job. You just say, yeah, nice job, so you can get out of there. And Chris takes it as a genuine compliment. Yeah, autism, but still.

    Chris operating a sewing machine - that's the stuff nightmares are made of.

    "finances is the biggest stressor in my life" - oh, it's going to get much, much worse
     
  6. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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    My favorite part is when chris thinks there's a difference between being illiterate and not being able to write. That's a spark of the old, retarded chris I miss.
     
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  7. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Yeah, it's really shocking that someone hasn't bought a tattered old shirt for the same price as a car.
     
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  8. king koi

    king koi Nobody cares, yo!

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    it'd be funny is the buyer wasn't able to cancel, than he'd have to get the black mold infested shirt of death.
    Bonus points if buying the shirt made him homeless
    But alas, that would be very wishful thinking
     
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  9. TheVoid

    TheVoid Well-Known Member

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    Hi Chris!
     
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  10. So, wait, he still hasn't ordered the Skysona figurines he promised the raffle winners? I can't- the $750 he cited is not what the raffle prizes had cost him so far, it was what it WOULD cost him overall.

    I just... goddamn.

    Not Chris. There's no randomly capitalized words.
     
  11. TheVoid

    TheVoid Well-Known Member

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    He's learning! Hallelujah!

    Also, a misspelled word is close enough, right?
     
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    Deleted User 0007 Well-Known Member

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    Oh boy, who would have seen that coming.
     
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  13. Hurtful Truth Level

    Hurtful Truth Level Well-Known Member Real Christorian Hedgehog

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    His bank account being in the red is a problem for him, because 14 BC's property tax is due in 30 days. It's $607.

    The $750 was for Skylanders cards and shirts, which he ordered a few weeks ago. He still needs to find $50 for the figure, so that pushes his expense to $840. He only made $165.76 during the raffle, so he ended up with a negative profit of $674.24.

    Also, he ordered the shirts and cards thinking he would have the maximum amount of runners-up, but he's short by three participants, so he's stuck with the extras.
     
  14. TheVoid

    TheVoid Well-Known Member

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    Sometimes I think that maybe you know a little too much about Chris.
     
  15. Strewth

    Strewth The Macho King

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    With a little bit of planning, research, and work Chris could actually profit from his infamy,

    Instead, he does this.

    Never change, Chris.
     
  16. Count Olaf

    Count Olaf The Swedish term for beef that is roasted

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    Well we all saw THAT coming.

    Now let me see if I can make sense of this garbled logic he's putting out.A baseball player named Shoeless Joe Jackson (who I just found out after a quick google search is famous for allegedly participating in the Black Sox Scandal, in which members of the 1919 Chicago White Sox participated in a conspiracy to fix the World Series), who was either illiterate or had difficulty writing, made a painting and despite his writing disability signed it to the best of his ability. So because Shoeless Joe's painting was highly praised despite his difficulty writing, Chris says we should buy his shirt for tens of thousands of dollars because he slaved away for DAYS clumsily sewing and patching up his old shirt despite all of the stresses and woes in his life, and because he thinks that doing so makes it more valuable to HIM. So, it doesn't matter what you think, because since it's good enough for HIM, its good enough for YOU, therefore buy it and give me money NOW NOW NOW NOOOOW, so there.

    Also What the hell is that peeking out of the door to the left of Chris? Is that. . .is that Barb? I cant be too sure. Barb doesn't have brown hair, at least not anymore. But whatever it is it looks like it's staring and it looks like it's wearing the my little pony glasses.

    And its bothering me.

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    Oh my god I can't believe I just noticed the best little part of this.
    Oh we know. Videya and lego. And that's why nobody should give him any money. Not a single red cent.
     
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  17. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    At work so I can't find the clip but... Wah Wah Waaaahh.
     
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    Baron_Aurr Well-Known Member

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    I sure am surprised at this shocking turn of events.
     
  19. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    His hair is a bit longer. It still looks like shit. Gotta love how he thinks DA HAYTURZ are worse at sewing as him. Also "Schoolastic" is a fucking great CWC-ism.

    I wonder what item he'll try to sell off next. This is becoming a mini-saga in itself at this point.
     
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  20. TiggleYaPoosay

    TiggleYaPoosay I Can Roll My Tongue

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    If you're not familiar with Shoeless Joe Jackson watch the movies Field of Dreams and Eight Men Out. Might help explain why a piece of his art or maybe a signed jersey would go for say $25,000.
     
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