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Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Hellblazer, Feb 25, 2016.

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  1. Sakura97

    Sakura97 Well-Known Member

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    What if Chris burned down 14 bc again, but this time he decided to take responsibility and rebuild the house himself?
     
    Sakura97, Mar 28, 2017
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  2. Aldora

    Aldora Well-Known Member

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    Chris didn't burn the house down in the first place, so what is there to take responsibility for?
     
    Aldora, Mar 28, 2017
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  3. QuiltGuilt

    QuiltGuilt My 2-cent_garbage.com

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    Beside that fact, if he did rebuild 14BC, Patti's doghouse would look awfully luxurious in comparison
     
    QuiltGuilt, Mar 28, 2017
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  4. JOHANnessburg

    JOHANnessburg Shut up Johan you're driving me crazy

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    Chris would try to Curse ya mehameha the poor cashier girl when he runs out of money. She calls security and they escort him off the property. Chris would complain about another Jerkop.
     
    JOHANnessburg, Mar 28, 2017
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  5. Surn_Thing

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    How likely would it be that he'd sell his toys to feed his addiction?
     
    Surn_Thing, Mar 29, 2017
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  6. JOHANnessburg

    JOHANnessburg Shut up Johan you're driving me crazy

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    Not very likely. Chris won't sell his shit.
     
    JOHANnessburg, Mar 29, 2017
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  7. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    What if Megan returned?
     
    Uncle Frank, Mar 30, 2017
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  8. QuiltGuilt

    QuiltGuilt My 2-cent_garbage.com

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    She'd threaten to sue Chris over "copyright" for spunky skunk and laugh and laugh and laugh at his reaction
     
    QuiltGuilt, Mar 30, 2017
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  9. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    Hopefully she would have pepper spray and know how to use it.
     
    Minimal Effort, Mar 30, 2017
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  10. Stardust

    Stardust Self-proclaimed Ween

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    What if chris travels to china
     
    Stardust, Mar 31, 2017
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  11. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    He would wander around for days until he waddled into North Korea.
    World War III ensues.
     
    Minimal Effort, Mar 31, 2017
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  12. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    He would still not get any.
     
    Uncle Frank, Mar 31, 2017
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  13. Baron_Aurr

    Baron_Aurr Well-Known Member

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    Hopefully she'd have enough sense to escape before Chris latches on to her.
    He would flip out over not being allowed to post e-begging, thirst-stalking, and pony videos to the Internet.
     
    Baron_Aurr, Mar 31, 2017
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  14. Mouseberger

    Mouseberger Ground Lolcow on White Bread

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    Notably, there's huge competition between men in China because of that nation's oppressive communist government having a long-standing policy of one child per family coupled with the cultural tradition strongly tying the care of elders to be the responsibility of the son, many people would abort or abandon their daughters so that they could try again and hope to get a son to take care of them when they're old. The result is lots of Chinese guys with not enough Chinese women between them.

    And even the most pathetic Chinese guy is going to seem like a better prospect compared to Chris.
     
    Mouseberger, Apr 1, 2017
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  15. Surn_Thing

    Surn_Thing Member

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    What if TLC finds Chris and makes a series about him to for their freak-show block (Hoarders, My Strange Addiction, etc)?
     
    Surn_Thing, Apr 1, 2017
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  16. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    I belive the producers would respond with an "AWW HELL NO!"
     
    Minimal Effort, Apr 1, 2017
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  17. Sakura97

    Sakura97 Well-Known Member

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    What if Chris died, but was denied into both Heaven and Hell, where would he go?
     
    Sakura97, Apr 1, 2017
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  18. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    Back to 14BC Court. To haunt the poor damned fools to move in next.
     
    Minimal Effort, Apr 1, 2017
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  19. Surn_Thing

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    Until they trap him in a pickle jar.
     
    Surn_Thing, Apr 1, 2017
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  20. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 little cat says hi

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    He'd go to Purgatory for his sloth and wrath - and never get out
     
    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704, Apr 1, 2017
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