What if the worst thread? Why is my name pink discuss?

I know this is probably an unpopular opinion, not to white knight or anything but Chris is not only subhuman scum deserving of nothing more than agony for all eternity, he also gives subhuman scum a bad name for his record breaking horrid nature and more autism than the spectrum has room for. But let’s think about something I don’t think has ever been discussed before, what happens when Barb finally eats her last Q-sand? What will Chris do without his spooning buddy and partner in crime? Who will scrape the poo off his briefs and sell me Bob's clothes?

I was reading an article about exactly that ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gröûp_X ) and I think the government (if it isn’t still shut down and Chris doesn’t lose his house from it of course) might have to put him in a group home with local windows to hell, thugs and black tranny hookers that only speak the word :julay: . There they can all earn their living working in local businesses, like the GAMe PLACe and the Ruckersville pickling plant. With Chris out of the house, archaeologists can finally come in and search the hoard for treasures of the past, like Bob’s record collection. And then without a tugboat Chris would really have to cut down his PS Tripling and stop eating McDonalds, which would set him straight and stop hating the gays and get his dogs taken away where they can be cared for properly.

This is what Chris is now


And this is what Chris could be in a group home


Since he’d no longer have the PS3 distracting him, would he finally appreciate the works of Willie Montenegro including but not limited to the sitcom “Whaaaat”, the film “It’s not a Diamond” and his talk show “Dinner in Space”? I don’t think he’d appreciate the intricacies of his genius and he’d ruin the fandom by mere association, but it’s from the 90’s so why doesn’t he talk about it as much as Sonic and Sonic? Maybe it has something to do with his untreated autism and undiagnosed childhood amnesia (http://www.ask.com/wiki/Childhood_amnesia?qsrc=3044)

This video is also a good example of something entirely unrelated to Chris that I know of and wonder what Chris thinks of it, despite the odds of Chris having ever seen it, let alone formed a strong opinion being near zero, like Chris’s sperm count.


Alternatively, the fact he doesn’t like things that I know about might have something to do with his brittle bones causing his butt to look weird while twerking. Chris also poops himself, which is something I’d like to explore in excessive depth (much like his anus which I think is shaped kind of weirdly in the pictures, either due to how little he takes care of his camera or his poop chute) I never saw him drinking much milk before, and the pastel coloured horses God sends into my dreams told me to drink milk and furiously masturbate to a cartoon. So are the bones of his weak like water? Does he got milk? I don’t know?? Help??? Discuss????

P.S. DIE CHRIS, YOU ARE NOT SOCIALLY AWESOME AND COOL. I HOPE YOU GET LYME DISEASE.

EDIT!!! The North Korean government is putting autism into your drinking straws and everybody's going to crap their briefs except Chris, wouldn't that be an interesting topic to discuss? NOT ON THIS FORUM BECAUSE OF OPPRESSIVE CENSORSHIP

EDIT 2!!! MALE'S A BUTT EDITION!
Since Chris has brittle bones and a weird shaped anus, it got me thinking about which pastel coloured horse would he most enjoy the company of? I relate well to Fluttershy because she's non threatening and submissive which really plays well into my extensive man on owl on horse on man sexual fantasies, but on the other hand Donkey has Shrek on his side and is layers ahead of the competition. I don't think Comet the superhorse would like Chris that much, he has a horse shlong that isn't bent and Chris would look away with a moment of being freaked out, but other than that they'd be the best of friends I think. Everypony can agree that Chris gives horses a bad name. but the real question is how bad of a name does he give horses and which character from a cartoon for little girls do you want to imagine him having hot tomgirl on pony sex with the most? I personally want to see Mr. Ed dig up Patti while having JULAY dubbed over his mouth while he pours meth down Chris's throat and makes him eat his underwear while Barb's flesh is ripped from her body by Megan's teeth while all parties involved have raging erections.

EDIT 3!!! MY DOCUMENTARY IS ON FIRE

I think it's about time we make a documentary about Chris. Here are the reasons it's a great idea and I'm a genius for coming up with it.

1) It appeals to everyone. Almost 2000 people are on this forum and every single last one of them wants a Chris documentary. 2000 people is about half the world so if we put it in theaters it'd make more money than Titanic and Star Wars combined because we'd want to see it a billion times.
2) So much new information. Imagine all the things you could learn about Chris as I lift information directly from the cwcki and heavily cut in order to fit the length of a film, since nobody is willing to do interviews.
3) I'm the best filmmaker in the known universe. I've been using Windows Movie Maker for longer than three weeks and I think I can go a whole day without shitting myself so I'm probably overqualified for the job, my ability to take videos we've already seen and add shitty voiceovers is technically nonexistent, but I'll probably figure that out soon enough.
4) I need money (unlike Chris who doesn't deserve a single red cent and everyone that would ever consider giving him anything under any circumstances should be ashamed of themselves for not giving it to someone more worthwhile, don't they know he's just going to waste it and keep being a useless ungrateful sack of crap?). Donate to my cwcstarter so I can tell you what you already know in a way that won't entertain or surprise you, I can't connect with the mainstream audience about something nobody cares about, but what I can do is take your cash. I've been selling a cure all tonic lately and I need money to fund my pending legal battle against Foulmouth for allegedly melting his feet off (even though he lost weight and doesn't have to worry about foot blisters ever again). But enough about that, for the low low price of $40 000.95 I can deliver the quality Chris-related cinematic experiences your dicks have been hard for since April 2010.
5) I don't care about you or your opinions. You say it's a bad idea? Wrong, it was a bad idea for your mom to drink mercury when she was pregnant because it clearly made you so retarded that you can't even tell the difference between a great idea and potatoes. I will make this movie regardless of what you think*.

*I will not make this movie, I'll talk about it for a few days then I'll forget about it when I relapse into my crippling oatmeal addiction.

EDIT 4!!! Downwind?
Are and taken at the same place? I think these shitty stores went out of business but we should talk about them. Does Chris gotten banned from here and what for this time? I had a dream where he went to this store and bought a dozen red roses, but got beat up so bad he ended up burning his house down with a coffee maker, I think that's probably really what happened. Then later in my dream I started inflating a hot version of tomgirl Chris's titties like they were lopsided balloons full of cottage cheese but that's not the important part, I asked him(her? xir?) what xe thought about the new redesign for knuckles and he said he'd show me a thing or two about knuckles with regards to fists and asses. Then I woke up and wondered about the store thing. So what do you think? Please Discuss.

P.S. The A-logs are going to win and Null is a dick. But the question is, how long of a dick? Bigger than Bob? How big was Bob? Was his bent? Is Null?
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Hot damn. I just wanna say that I love bearycool and want him to increase the size of his cock for me.

 

wew

 

lol no bearycool hasn't even joined yet so please let me enjoy the 15 minutes remaining of no faggotry on this forum while I still can.

 

I will be cucked for all 15 of those minutes until he comes.

 

tl;dr chris is a faggot

 

julay

 

i was playing ridge racer the other day and...tricked you! there is no "and" because all i do is play ridge racer, nothing else happens in my life

 

@Hellblazer is also full of bees.

 

u ever b like wipin ur ass n be like "damn nigga this toilet tpapre aws once a wtree lika thas blowikn mah mmind"

 

Jim Norton says he's not gay. I don't believe him.

You guys need to understand that I'm under a lot of fucking bullshit, most days, and I get sick of this goddamned treatment. I'm gonna fucking crack under the pressure. Dicksuckers.

 

I can say I have never been like that.

 

Are you a two storks on your shoulders guy
http://www.clickhole.com/quiz/are-you-two-storks-your-shoulders-kind-guy-or-no-s-3926
I am not

 

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@bearycool has entered the building.

 

@bearycool do what you were born to do

 

>Chris
>PC games

 

I'm sorry for your loss