Twitter Pregnancy Speculation

A most thunkful post indeed.

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Like I said, if he can't handle cats or dogs, he definitely can't handle human life.

 

I mostly see Chris as ignoring his kid for the majority of the kid's life, and then having him tag along when he needs somebody to hang out with or a sidekick for shenanigans when she or he's old enough to comprehend human speech.

Edit: Made a typo, said "annoying" instead of "ignoring"

 

Yeah that kid would become a ward of the state so fast.

 

Why not both? I think he'd make a rather neglectful parent.

Maybe even on the kid's first day.

 

I knew this had to be bullshit, because Chris always has been someone who claims a lot of wild crap that never actually happened, and that is one of the few things about CWC that hasn't changed.

Also, neither Chris himself nor Kiwi Farms are known for being reliable narrators, so there's that too.

 

Aside from being more wary of trolls and "going tomgirl", what has really changed with him?

Maybe an unpopular view around here, but the latter is more a mixed crowd: not all are bad.

What I saw is reactions like in this thread, like irony of him getting laid but not incels.

 

Apparently Chris never even said anyone was pregnant. Someone asked him when Crystal was going to be born as a joke, and he answered "Sometime", but because of his weird way of speaking it sounded like he said "Summer", and people took this and ran with it.

 

Has he been speaking all slurred and mumbly more lately?

 

Even if he actually said "Summer", the idea that you could take that with an entire shaker of salt would still be dubious.

As without details or him directly saying "Flutter is pregnant, we have the test and a doctor's note and everything."

This could easily mean he thinks he's pregnant from some hypnosis video, that he's not just Jesus, but also the Virgin Mary, or even that he did battle with a Xenomorph and is using CWC-Magic to non-lethally birth his Alien baby....... And he'd probably say as much most swiftly.

Chris is delusion and doesn't really do subtle hints.

 

oh yeah

that "binaural beats" crap he thought would totally work

 

Guess this means Flutter still has standards.

One can also imagine that if Chris was there for the kid's life, there'd be some form of child abuse or neglect that could be nailed down.

Especially when considering all the girlfriends were just trolls that came in to fuck with Chris. I'd imagine some watchers would legit be thrown off if considering how Chris claimed to of gotten laid via a hooker and the fact some women actually tried to get up close to Chris in person as well as elder abuse in case one thought Chris never gotten laid though that last one obviously is fucking horrific for very obvious reasons.

The only change was Chris' mental state getting worse in some way thanks to the CPU goddess bullshit and all. As for the farms, I wouldn't doubt it but even then, some of the old guard and all would leave and then one has to wonder how much of the site has a userbase that could go to shit in some sense. That and drama among users.

 

And one as particularly active as KF with come of the audiences that have been drawn in, a lot of people are unfortunately going to buy into nonsense. Kind of comes with the territory.

 

What if there was a "betting pool" on what the next false rumor is gonna be?

 

I don't know what's the worse aspect of following Christory in 2024.

Weens who start rumors or credulous kids on Twitter BlueSky who spread them.

 

"Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool who follows him?"

(got reminded of that quote)

 

I'm guessing he'll go silent for longer than usual and people will think he's dead. It's either going to be that or "Chris is totally going on Joe Rogaine!"

 

I always said even back when I actually used to be a prominent member of KF as a teen in the mid 2010s myself, that we were great at compiling a lot of information from outside sources in one place, but were actually a pretty shit direct source of reliable information. I especially told at the time newcomers this so they wouldn't take everything someone posted in a Chris thread or a lolcow thread as gospel, before it was even proven.

To say the least, that's only gotten far worse nowadays. Both back then, and even more so now, it wasn't uncommon for either attention seeking newcomers, or established users who got blinded by clout chasing to claim they had elaborate new Chris info somehow, and then just outright make a bunch of shit up.

Back in the day when it was still called "Discussion" and "Disco", I witnessed countless figures in the Chris subforum get humiliated, ostracized, and banned for that when their bluff was called and they were exposed.

 

It's a lame goal to wanna be "the next Clyde Cash", especially since Clyde Cash was a fictional persona.

(Also I think that had he been made up now, he would've been called "Chad Cash" or something like that.)

That can be an issue anywhere where one has a public forum for online talk, especially lolcows. That would be the "John Gabriel Greater Internet Dickwad Theory" in action then.