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Things on the CWCki That You Find Inexplicably Funny

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Corypheus, Feb 1, 2017.

  1. QuiltGuilt

    QuiltGuilt My 2-cent_garbage.com

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    Not everything can be the dimensional merge.

    Lolcow has been milked dry, CWC's no longer funny, time to move on and then BAM!

    "I've embraced my blackfellow roots, my great grandmother's corpse was found in Australia, therefore I am an Australian Aboriginal. Oh, and I have divorced Magichan and null is now my adoptive son"
     
  2. TiggleYaPoosay

    TiggleYaPoosay I Can Roll My Tongue

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    Should’ve been a more personal story “How I came in a Pokeball then mixed it with Fanta and drank it”.
     
  3. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of Tiger (little cat) and Abby (tiny cat)

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    Yeah, people making snarky remarks at how the school system failed us by allowing Chris's work to receive passing grades is one of my favorite parts of the education pages. Chris's work did receive some failing grades, and Chris was salty when that happened.
     
  4. TiggleYaPoosay

    TiggleYaPoosay I Can Roll My Tongue

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    “But I made da honor roll and I got da CADD certificate”
     
  5. Harrison Gentleman

    Harrison Gentleman Old-School Gentleman

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    I do wish there was more activity on this forum like there was back in early 2017 when the Farms were down.

    The saddest part is that the one part of the site that has any activity at all is the Chris sub-forum, personally I find the media-based sub-forums more interesting.
     
  6. Charlotte Sheen-chan

    Charlotte Sheen-chan Christory Major with a Minor in Not Giving a F$%&

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    Back to the thread subject at hand, honestly, pretty much all of it. Especially in parts here and there when it essentially turns into ED Lite. All the quotes are still a comedy goldmine though.
     
  7. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of Tiger (little cat) and Abby (tiny cat)

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    Yeah, Chris's direct quotes are great, esp. when there's some snarky commentary like saying an autism to English translation would be such and such.
     
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  8. dormiebasne

    dormiebasne Full Member

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    Yes, this reminds me of those Pokemon toys Burger King gave away with kids' meals in the late 90s, when Pokemon was a huge craze in the US. They were about big enough to put 60ml of fluid inside one half. I imagine Chris cumming into one that has this shit-caked hue from being exposed to the hoard vapors, savoring the richly complex combination of fanta, cum and fecal particulates.
     
  9. Charlotte Sheen-chan

    Charlotte Sheen-chan Christory Major with a Minor in Not Giving a F$%&

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    ...and in that brief moment, Chris became a fleshy link cable, sending his sperm from one ball to another.

    What? SPERM is evolving!
    Congratulations! Your SPERM evolved into SPUNKD!

    ...

    All right, no more lame poké-poke--jokes. :p
     
  10. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    "The comic's narrative is yet further clouded by the unsteady rate at which Chris updates, along with his habit of occasionally working out of order. For example, Chris ends the last story in Sonichu 9 with announcing that GodJesus had guided him to love with PandaHalo - only to have God and Jesus suddenly introduce him to Ivy in the very next issue with no explanation for why the Lord of Lords is backtracking on his dating advice to his favorite son."
     
  11. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of Tiger (little cat) and Abby (tiny cat)

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    I think Chris said that God was going to help him do things he always fails at.
    Chris said something once that suggested he considered God a troll. Chris may have had a point.
     
  12. One Too Many

    One Too Many Sexual Orientation: Heavy Metal

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    To quote myself:
     
  13. TiggleYaPoosay

    TiggleYaPoosay I Can Roll My Tongue

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    And guess what? Someone probably fucking bought it off his eBay
     
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  14. QuiltGuilt

    QuiltGuilt My 2-cent_garbage.com

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  15. One Too Many

    One Too Many Sexual Orientation: Heavy Metal

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    "Alcohol, much like shoving things up his ass, was something that Chris used to preach against, until he eventually tried it and discovered he loved the somewhat pleasant effect."
     
  16. Another Fellow

    Another Fellow the unwanted one

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    "Whether the concept was that the potion makes Chris more handsome, or if it's simply that being anybody but Chris is automatically an improvement, is unclear."
     
  17. TiggleYaPoosay

    TiggleYaPoosay I Can Roll My Tongue

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    I guess we never found out who the guy is in the magic potion video? I wonder if it’s the guy in the vid where Chris drinks the Long Island ice tea
     
  18. Nobody

    Nobody Whom of None Staff Member Moderator

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    One funny thing I've noticed over the years are the external links to Kiwi Farms and CWCki Club appearing and disappearing on the front page.

    Sometimes CWCki Club is up there. Sometimes it's not. I'd like to think the Kiweens are edit warring over who has the most autistic forum. Apparently, being the central hub of documenting Chris' raw feats of autism is a fiercely competitive market.
     
  19. Another Fellow

    Another Fellow the unwanted one

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    lol.PNG
    I like how the crypto miner you can turn on and off at will is malware. Meanwhile I can't even check whether Kiwi still has a miner because it's tripping the "this site is not secure" warnings on all my browsers.
     
  20. QuiltGuilt

    QuiltGuilt My 2-cent_garbage.com

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    It's a fight to get people to either go to dox heaven or don't touch the poop hell