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The Super Dictionary

Discussion in 'Comics/Art' started by Moth, Jan 25, 2017.

  1. Moth

    Moth *moth noises*

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    I is for...

    I
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    The Penguin was 100% the best choice for this entry.

    I'll
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    Looks like Robin read ahead this time, look at him trying to impress Batgirl with his knowledge of the word "I'll."

    I'm + Imagine
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    I'm just reminds me of those shitty anime subs where they keep in like a single Japanese word and then put a translator's note at the top instead of just translating the word.
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    I like how Lois Lane imagines Superman will be wearing his costume to the wedding.

    Inside
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    Wonder Woman's innermost thoughts are very insightful.

    Invisible + Invite + Iowa
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    FUCK I'M INVISIBLE WHAT AM I GOING TO DO NOW FUCK YOU CONJURA wait a minute that's not a mirror it's just a picture you almost fooled me you sly devil you.

    Krypto must be the most bored dog in the world if he likes to watch corn grow.

    It + It's
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    Robin might know what I'll means but he isn't quite sure what balls are. He probably should have learned that before playing a game of rooftop dodgeball.

    I believe in Hawkgirl and her ability to do flips!

    I've
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    Green Lantern's greatest enemy has always been his own illiteracy. I would also like you to imagine a bunch of billboards sitting around that just read "I've is a short way of saying I have." Who would pay to put those out?
     
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  2. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    "I" has the characters at their stupidest so far.
     
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  3. Moth

    Moth *moth noises*

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    Both J and K are pretty uneventful letters.

    J is for...

    Jail
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    If you can't do the time, don't do the crime.

    Jar
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    Atom is experienced with being trapped in jars for both fetish and non-fetish reasons.

    Jet
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    I'm very glad she isn't moved through the air by a stream of hot gas. Also that jet looks fucking tiny, let go of the tiny jet Supergirl!

    Judge
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    The Penguin pushed the wrong old man into the pool at the YMCA.

    K is for...

    Kite
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    She looks just as surprised as Krypto was when he smashed headfirst into a tree. I'm starting to suspect these superheroes don't look in the direction they're flying.

    Knee
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    I'm really interested in learning more about that weird thing she just roped, it looks like a half gorilla with a mask.

    Know
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    Is the water really deep and dangerous or is Atom just tiny in an aquarium with a miniature crocodile?
     
  4. [WTX]Coolguy_Tran

    [WTX]Coolguy_Tran Extreme Ween!

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    "Atom is experienced with being trapped in jars for both fetish and non-fetish reasons."

    My sides
     
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  5. Moth

    Moth *moth noises*

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    L is for...

    Lady
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    In the distant cyberfuture everyone must discuss their gender in everyday conversation.

    Lake
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    I don't see how that monster could have possibly lived in this tiny ass lake, you're full of shit Aquaman.

    Large
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    The Green Lantern looks like he just gave Green Arrow the best gift in the world but has no idea how big his friend's head is so he just got the biggest hat in the store.

    Last
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    She doesn't seem like she's in much trouble since she can talk underwater, her feet are just a bit tangled.

    Late + Laugh
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    Why were they all riding the bus together anyway? We already know the Joker has a rad fucking car.

    Superman should never laugh if that's the face he makes.

    Least
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    Was Krypto's joke that he was starving because nobody fucking feeds him?

    Leave
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    Supergirl just has to casually go to the moon right quick.

    Lemon
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    The Penguin didn't even peel the lemon before biting into it. What's that old saying about lemons? When life gives you lemons you mail them to Robin.

    Lesson + Let
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    Hawkgirl is just staring out into space with utter confusion, she doesn't look like she knows where she is and who she is. Good thing Hawkman is there to take her back to her calm down corner at home.

    Library + Lick + Lie
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    Superman thinks he's too good to use his hands to pick up a book and set it down on a desk &/or table like everyone else.

    It looks like Krypto's going pretty fast and isn't paying attention to what's in front of him again, remember way back in Accident? He's clearly about to smash headfirst into Supergirl.

    I have no idea why Black Canary and Green Arrow's plan was to lay perfectly still for ten minutes and then help Green Lantern. Why did they have to be there for ten minutes before they were ready? I don't understand this plan.

    Lion + List
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    Buddy isn't doing too great of a job getting away from the lion.

    I think the Joker is getting his Christmas shopping done.

    Little + Live
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    There's no way Atom's down there.
    ENHANCE!
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    ENHANCE!!!
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    Oh, there he is.

    Also I had no idea Aquaman dried out so quickly, gross.

    Lock + Locker
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    Superman just flew into a giant's castle to lock all his doors because he's a dick.

    Batgirl knows how important it is to keep her shoes safe from The Penguin.

    Lollipop
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    This entry reads like an out of touch alien trying to understand a human child.

    Look
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    Batgirl doesn't understand the importance of keeping her money safe from The Penguin.

    Lose + Lost
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    Wonder Woman is incapable of realizing that she is not in fact holding her rope right now.

    Low
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    It's not impressive to list the lowest wall you ever jumped over, and it's sort of weird that he even kept track.

    Luck + Lump
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    Aquaman likes to command the creatures of the deep to write messages to his real non-aquatic friends.

    What's with everyone in this book smashing their head into stuff? It would explain a lot, especially Hawkgirl.
     
  6. Craftaman Tractor

    Craftaman Tractor I do not identify myself as a helicopter

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    sups o u.png

    I'm sorry, I just had to.
     
  7. Moth

    Moth *moth noises*

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    M is for...

    Mad
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    Wonder Woman continues her trend of being the example of an emotion but being far away so you can't really see her face too well.

    Mail + Mailbox
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    Atom purposely fell in the mailbox, there's no possible way that he was normal size mailing his ten letters and just accidentally shrunk while holding one of them and slipped into the mailbox. He likes this. He wants to smell everyone's mail.

    Make
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    We now return to Supergirl's adventures of dating the world's worst conversationalist.

    Manage
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    Hawkgirl thinks she's helping!

    Mark
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    The Penguin looks unreasonably proud of coming up with that witty comeback.

    Me
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    0/10 needs more Penguin

    Mean + Meant
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    Conjura is being very rude to this shambling ghoul, but I'm not sure how the ghoul could have misunderstood her the first time because she's very direct about it.

    Medicine
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    I have a sneaking suspicion that Hawkgirl's medicine was a bleach enema.

    Mine + Minnesota + Minute + Mirror
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    Lex is looking pretty large today.

    I wonder what unspecified country lies beyond Minnesota.

    Hawkgirl is busy adding 2 and 7, once she gets through that she'll help.

    I would have expected Lois to like mirrors because they begin with M.

    Missouri + Mistake + Mix
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    Two bears! Fucking sick Krypto!

    The Penguin looks like he doesn't notice that literally all the paint is spilling over on the floor.

    Monkey
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    The monkey isn't hiding in a tree, it's just hanging there directly in front of Supergirl. Monkeys might just be smarter than any other character appearing in this dictionary.

    Moon
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    I can't argue with that math.

    Motel
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    Maybe Catwoman needs to realize that her special interest is difficult to accommodate.

    Motorcycle
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    Dinosaurs do not like motorcycles apparently. Do you think that Robin would be better off if he rode past a dangerous animal that did like motorcycles?

    Mouse + Mouth
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    Catwoman you've gone too far, stop chasing mice and act like a fucking responsible adult for once.

    I really like when the Super Dictionary instructs the characters on what they should do because they aren't going to be able to think of it themselves.

    Much + Mud
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    I bet Aquaman is usually slippery to the touch like a salamander but he dries out and gets all crusty and gross like five minutes after he leaves water.

    The Penguin is pretty mad at this mud that he purposely walked into, maybe if you didn't want to get stuck in the mud you'd stop wandering through the fucking swamp.

    My + Myself
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    I can't imagine what Green Lantern did to hurt himself in that clear patch of grass that was so severe that he can't leave the forest on his own. I think he's just lost and lazy.
     
  8. Corgi

    Corgi Friendly Forum Fiend Staff Member Moderator

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    As a Minnesotan, I can confirm that there is an unspecified country that must not be named to the north.
     
  9. Moth

    Moth *moth noises*

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    N is for...

    Nail + Name + Nap
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    Either the Joker is very bad at operating a hammer or he bought a bunch of novelty tools and he accidentally keeps pranking himself. I'll leave you to decide.

    If you name your son Aquababy you shouldn't be allowed to keep it.

    The grilled cheese can wait while I nap with these tigers.

    Near
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    I don't know what that thing is but it's awesome.

    Neck
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    Make sure you keep your necks clean for Robin!

    Needle
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    I pick on Hawkgirl a lot for being a helpless innocent soul seemingly overwhelmed by the world at every turn, but she's nowhere near Atom's level of being a fucking retard. He's at the doctor's office and decides that this would be the perfect opportunity to shrink and fly through needles because he thinks it's funny. You need your brain medicine Atom, cut it out for five minutes.

    New
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    Lex Luthor is totally the type to compulsively buy new and expensive things just so he can say he has them. He probably doesn't even watch TV.

    Nickel
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    Unlike Jimmy Olsen, the Joker isn't satisfied by chump change.

    No
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    Well what do we have here, Atom's compulsive desire to shrink and fit into places he has no business being in backfired once again. I wonder if he ever considered that every single problem he has ever faced could be solved by not shrinking.

    Notice
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    I have a hard time believing that whole crowd is interested in buying a window. Considering that this is the Super Dictionary it might be more likely that they're all trying to read the sign collaboratively.
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  10. catparty

    catparty Moderator Staff Member Moderator

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  11. Craftaman Tractor

    Craftaman Tractor I do not identify myself as a helicopter

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    Thank you Moth, this shit gives me life!
    It's not about the nickels, it's about sending a message.
     
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  12. Moth

    Moth *moth noises*

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    O is for...

    Obey + Ocean
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    Wonder Woman is bad at flying and can't own up to her mistakes. I'm starting to doubt if she could teach elementary flying.

    Superman was not satisfied with fighting algae and bubbles, it's time to fight a fucking clam. Why don't you call Aquaman for help?

    Off
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    After this picture I'm not sure if Robin wants Batman to be his dad or if he wants a daddy.

    Oh + Ohio + Oil
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    In the world of Super Dictionary trees are invisible until you touch them.

    The Penguin's trickery has really improved since "ajar."

    Once
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    Can you imagine watching an entire movie in the world of Super Dictionary? Random people from the audience would talk about things they understood on the screen the entire time.

    Open
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    Lex Luthor might not even be a villain, he might just want to break social norms as an artistic statement.

    Or + Orange
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    Batgirl's pose suggests she's flirting with the Joker and either didn't notice him throwing a dart or did notice and likes it.

    Hawkgirl likes oranges!!!

    Oven
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    The Penguin's plan was apparently a viral marketing campaign to raise awareness of penguins.

    Ow
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    Ow!
     
  13. catparty

    catparty Moderator Staff Member Moderator

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    Hawkgirl is that kid who people praise when she ties her shoelaces.
    "Only a Sith Lord deals in absolutes, Batgirl."
     
  15. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Poor Hawkgirl.

    It's like a world of Ralph Wiggums.
     
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  16. Baron_Aurr

    Baron_Aurr Well-Known Member

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    #NecksCleanForRobin
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  17. Moth

    Moth *moth noises*

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    P is for...

    Paint + Painting
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    Lex Luthor is just a misunderstood artist that wants to make a statement about how depending on Superman is like worshiping a sun god.

    Pane + Paper
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    In the world of Super Dictionary the concept of driver's licenses does not exist.

    More proof that Lex is just a misunderstood artist.

    Park
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    Every individual sentence in this entry is stupid or creepy in its own way.

    Paw + Pay + Peanut
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    I'm starting to think Krypto might be getting old and needs to be put down. His body just doesn't work like it used to.

    The Penguin is a master shoplifter, he doesn't even try to conceal the shovel.

    This is the perfect example of what peanuts are for.

    Pen
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    Atom is delusional. The insect did not want to put Atom in a pen, Atom thought the insect wanted to put him in a pen so he tried to stab instead of just NOT SHRINKING.

    Pencil + Penguin
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    All Catwoman's pencils are probably lost because Atom comes by to fight the bugs in her house.

    I just like the picture. Penguins!

    Pepper
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    Every close up of Wonder Woman is worse than the last.
     
  18. Moth

    Moth *moth noises*

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    Picnic
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    Hawkgirl has a good time with the letter P! Picnics are fun!

    Pie
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    The Joker has carefully organized his pies for optimal throwing.

    Piece + Pig
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    I believe in you Hawkgirl! You can do the puzzle!

    Fuck off Atom, you never do anything useful and you just keep getting trapped in stupid places or chased by animals.

    Pilot
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    I'm sure Wonder Woman is a good pilot
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    Oh...

    Pitcher
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    I agree with the Joker, having Superman be the pitcher is basically cheating.

    Plate
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    Catwoman has little foresight.

    Play
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    Krypto is really fucking bossy.

    Pleasant
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    I hope you had fun Hawkgirl!

    Please
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    Robin has a real knack for getting captured and restrained.

    Pocket
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    Ways Atom could avoid this situation in the future:
    1) Not hide in a man's pockets
    2) Not shrink and hide in a man's pockets
    3) Not shrink

    Pot
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    Robin just wanted to get a nonspecific kind of pot, but now he's faced with the toughest decision of his life.

    Potato
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    After a long day of doing puzzles, having picnics, and visiting old ladies Hawkgirl has a nice dinner that did not feature potatoes. I think we knew Hawkman liked potatoes before reading this entry though.

    Pour
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    If Supergirl was paying slightly more attention she would realize the sky is clear and they're in some kind of desert. She's just going to be a walking artistic statement representing how the people that are supposed to protect us don't realize they can walk or fucking fly away when someone is going to pour a bucket of shit on you. It's not very abstract this time.

    Pretend
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    :3

    Print
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    Why are they in a giant's house? Why does everyone think they can just go into a giant's home and start fucking around with their shit?

    Probably
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    I hope the Penguin makes a sweet escape on his riding ostrich.

    Push + Put + Puzzle
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    Everything about that thug is magical.

    Supergirl can put a building on the moon but can she realize that someone else probably wanted that building where it was built?

    I am not at all surprised that Catwoman has difficulty with puzzles, maybe she should schedule a playdate with Hawkgirl some time.
     
  19. catparty

    catparty Moderator Staff Member Moderator

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    i want this shirt in the worst way

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  20. Craftaman Tractor

    Craftaman Tractor I do not identify myself as a helicopter

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    So is Robin such a bad driver that he developed a fetish for watching people crash into things?
    Also, I think we all know who threw that peanut at Hawkman. She was probably having yet another temper tantrum.
     
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