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The Super Dictionary

Discussion in 'Comics/Art' started by Moth, Jan 25, 2017.

  1. Moth

    Moth *moth noises*

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    Q is for...

    Quack
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    Do you think Comet could hear the duck from outside his panel? Can he hear my thoughts too? Help.

    Queer + Question
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    Hawkgirl is pretty spooked just from looking at Hawkman holding a garden hose, that imagination of hers is something else.

    Atom is a fucking dick, not only can he not stop shrinking but he has to talk about it to everyone he meets. It's like an autistic kid super into Minecraft.

    R is for...

    Race
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    Everybody's a winner in the Super Dictionary! Isn't that right Hawkgirl?

    Rainfall
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    Just a few cm.

    Reach
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    After running out of plates to throw at Batman she realized she no longer has saucers to set on the floor and lap up milk from so she threw the milk at him too.

    Reason
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    Hawkgirl's calm down corner is in shambles! Poor Hawkgirl.

    Refuse
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    Batman is not at all amused by all the things Catwoman threw at him and will just drag her off so she doesn't cut herself on all the sharp bits next time she goes to pretend to be a cat.

    Remember
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    Green Arrow should invest in a calendar. He should invest in a short book used to keep track of dates. Hawkgirl puts stickers on her calendar on days she was good.

    Reply
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    Although Robin wishes Batman was his dad he has to face the reality that the only real father figure in his life has always been The Penguin. They're both named after birds, coincidence?????

    Respect + Rest
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    Press 1 to respect Hawkman gamerfans!!! 11111111111111111111111111111

    Aquaman must be tired from all the water games he watched.

    Ribbon
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    Krypto does not like ribbons on his tail!
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    Does not like.
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    He looks pretty happy to me.

    Robin
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    Robin was really excited because he thought someone cared about him for a second.

    Royal + Rub
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    And then Hawkgirl closed her storybook and had a tea party.

    I don't want to think of a bear rubbing himself.

    Rug
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    Thanks for teaching me how to use a rug Batman!

    Run
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    Flash is unsure of where the bases are so he just keeps running and hopes he'll figure it out on the way.
     
  2. Another Fellow

    Another Fellow the unwanted one

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    I wish I had money. I wish I had paper used to buy goods and services. If I had money, I would commission someone to draw this.
     
  3. Moth

    Moth *moth noises*

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    S is for...

    Sack + Sad + Saddle + Safe + Safety
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    When Atom's in a sack we call it a little sack of shit.

    The Joker's life is misery because he lives in the Super Dictionary.

    Why would Supergirl ask if Lex is safe? Is this a threat?

    I believe in safety!

    Salt
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    I bet Robin salted food that wasn't even his just for the thrill.

    Sandwich
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    Atom is hiding in Hawkgirl's sandwich hoping that she'll drop it on her chest by accident.

    Say
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    Be nice to Hawkgirl please.

    Screen + Scrub
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    I think the screens are less about keeping flies out and more about keeping Hawkgirls in.

    Remember when Supergirl said it was going to pour and wash all that shit Lex had off even though the sky was clear? She's too proud to admit she was wrong and is pretending the giant waterfall is rain.

    Scum
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    Aquaman could have emerged just a couple feet to the side without covering himself in scum.

    Seem
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    Atom is a backseat flier and isn't sure how distance works.

    Serious
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    Green Lantern just made Batman listen to his mixtape and seriously believes he stands a chance at having a musical career.

    Serve
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    Hawkgirl likes helping! <3

    Shall
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    Good question.

    Shelf
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    Hawkgirl is helping! I wonder if they put this book on their shelf.

    Shoe
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    That is not a crawling motion. She's flying ass first through the fence.

    Should
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    Good question.

    Shovel
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    Robin is well prepared for the snow.

    Side
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    Why does Superman need a balding nerd to fight for him? Did he forget he was Superman?

    Sight + Sign
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    I'm glad Hawkgirl has the power to see too!

    The Penguin couldn't read the signs but left a note. I have a feeling his note didn't actually say anything.

    Sit
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    Krypto just got fucking pranked.

    Skin + Skunk + Sky
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    Robin sure is a clumsy motherfucker.

    Hawkgirl!!!

    Slip
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    The Penguin so far has the highest success rate of any villain in the book.

    Slow + Small + Smart + Smell
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    The phrase "Aquaman's wet friends" sounds so gross.

    Atom is way too obsessed about his size.

    Krypto is such a smart dog he still wants to smell fucking skunks even though he knows they smell bad. Genius level dogging. He's been playing chess but everyone else has been playing checkers. Except for Hawkgirl, she has been playing Snakes and Ladders.

    S will be continued tomorrow, there's a lot of S.
     
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  4. Moth

    Moth *moth noises*

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    S is also for...

    Sneeze
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    Hawkgirl isn't in the latter half of S too much so I'll just reword all the definitions to be about Hawkgirl.

    Hawkgirl was startled by a sneeze. The sudden blow of air coming that would clear her nose startled her. Hawkgirl is always surprised by her sneezes. Hawkgirl never knows when she is going to sneeze. She doesn't know when she is going to blow out air quickly. Then she forgets who sneezed.

    Some + Somebody + Someone
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    Some people like Hawkgirl. A few people like Hawkgirl and most of them are me. Hawkgirl has some friends. She has more than one friend. Some of Hawkgirl's friends are real, and some are imaginary. Certain ones are real and others are make believe.

    Hawkgirl wishes that someone would help tie her shoes. She wishes that any person would help.

    Sometimes
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    Sometimes, Hawkgirl needs her calm down corner. Now and then, she needs her corner.

    Son
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    Hawkgirl doesn't have a son. Hawkgirl doesn't have a child who is a boy. Hawkman doesn't think Hawkgirl is ready for the responsibility of pets, let alone sons!

    Soon + Sorry
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    Hawkgirl's bedtime is soon. It will be her bedtime before long.

    Hawkgirl was sorry that she didn't clean her room. She felt sad about what she had done because Hawkman wouldn't let her have dessert.

    Sound
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    Your Hawkgirl is interrupted for this entry. Superman doesn't have much time left to find whoever made that clock and take him to the White House.

    Space
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    Hawkgirl has a special space to calm down. She has an empty place between some things just for herself. She thinks there should be more spaces like that. She wonders what it's like in space. She wonders what it's like away from the earth. But she can't fly that high!

    Speak
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    Hawkgirl likes to speak. She likes to talk. She spoke about her favorite things to Hawkman. They have spoken about them many times!

    Special + Speech
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    Hawkgirl is a very special person. She is different from other people and we love her! <3

    Hawkgirl has the power of speech! She has the power of talking! She gave a speech to her stuffed animals. She delivered a talk to them. She gave speeches about all the things Hawkman taught her.

    Spin
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    When Hawkgirl is flustered she likes to spin. She turns and turns around like a top. After she has spun enough, she usually falls over.

    Spread
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    Hawkgirl's already in this one!!! I'm so proud that she can spread honey on bread all by herself. Hawkman trusts her with knives! Poor choice Hawkman.

    Stamp
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    Hawkgirl likes licking stamps. She likes licking the little papers that get put on letters to mail them. When Hawkgirl doesn't get her way she stamps her feet. She puts her feet down hard on the floor. One time she stamped on one of her toys and was very upset.

    Stand
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    Hawkgirl built a lemonade stand. She built a small place to sell lemonade. She decided to stand on her head. She decided to be on her head. If she stood on her head long enough she would feel weird.

    Stomach + Stone
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    Hawkgirl thinks that people are throwing diamonds at her! Adorable!

    Store
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    Hawkgirl went into a store. She went into a place that sells things. Hawkman buys her things from stores! Hawkgirl wanted a box to store her crafts supplies. She wanted a box to put away all her crafts supplies. Yesterday she stored them all over the floor and Hawkman has had enough.

    Strange
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    Hawkgirl went to a strange place. She went to a place that she didn't know. She met a strange man there. She met an unusual man. The man's questions were even stranger than him. The strangest part was when he gave her a lollipop before she left.

    Struggle
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    Hawkgirl is in another struggle with her pants. She is fighting against her pants. She hopes her struggles will end soon! Last time she struggled this hard she put them on all by herself.

    Such
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    Hawkgirl had such a fun time at the zoo. She had so much of a fun time.

    Sure
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    Hawkman was not sure if Hawkgirl needed his help. He was not certain if she was in need of help. When he asked if she needed help Hawkgirl replied "sure!" She replied of course.

    Swan + Sway
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    Hawkgirl read a book about a swan. She read a book about a big, white, swimming bird with a long neck. Her favorite part was the pictures. Now Hawkgirl wants swans of her own!

    And we finish on some actual Hawkgirl content.
     
  5. Craftaman Tractor

    Craftaman Tractor I do not identify myself as a helicopter

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    Man, this Hawkgirl shit practically writes iteself, doesn't it?
     
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  6. Moth

    Moth *moth noises*

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    T is for...

    Tail + Take + Taken
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    Atom is playing with forces beyond his comprehension. Just stop fucking around with animals.

    Hawkgirl, you need to pay for that! I hope Hawkman's nearby.

    Tape
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    A rare instance of a non-Robin being tied up.

    Tear
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    What I want to know is why there was a child just going around tearing paintings apart and why nobody stopped him.

    Teaspoon
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    This is one of my favorite parts of the whole book.

    Telephone
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    There's a good reason no one else uses telephones the way Atom does.

    Terrible
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    Catwoman is needlessly proud of her "how about I just throw a rope at Batman and then he gets caught" plan.

    Their + Them + Themselves
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    Be careful Hawkgirl! Don't talk to strangers and stay close to Hawkman!

    I still love the Joker's stupid car.

    There
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    Expert pilot Wonder Woman directs her airplane by pointing.

    This
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    Supergirl is pretty relatable when she's not covered in tape.

    Thread
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    Robin is so fucking stupid sometimes. Batman's face suggests that this is the fifth time he's yelled at him to stop pulling on the threads.

    Tiger
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    But in this panel he's extremely casually saying "oh hey, there's a tiger there just a heads up."

    Tiptoe
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    I think Hawkgirl just snuck into the kitchen to take cookies without Hawkman noticing.

    Toad
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    Green Lantern is negotiating with a fucking toad. He's lost control of his life.

    Touchdown
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    Classic Joker.

    Toy
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    Telling children that he's not a toy is part of the fetish.

    Trap
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    The trap doesn't seem to be much more than a lampshade on his head. Maybe he should have thought through this one.

    Twenty + Twice +Twig
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    I bet Superbaby's going to get all twenty cakes and nobody is going to think it's terrible.

    Everything Hawkgirl does is adorable.

    Two
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    I wonder how Aquaman feels about the Joker taking his fish gimmick and improving on it.
     
  7. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Who's SR-12?
     
  8. Moth

    Moth *moth noises*

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    As far as I can tell she's a space explorer that was among the characters originally created for the purpose of the Super Dictionary. Until now I assumed they were just all obscure DC characters nobody cares about anymore, but looks like pretty much the whole cast that nobody gives a shit about were made just to pad out the book or something. Most of them don't seem to have any other appearances. I rarely include examples from these guys because they tend to be really boring. They also rarely have art, this is her I think.

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  9. Moth

    Moth *moth noises*

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    U is for...

    Ugly + Uncle + Uncover
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    Is Lex Luthor's face really ugly or just an artistic statement about societal beauty standards?
    Lois Lane learned to think outside the box by wearing a box on her head.
    The Penguin sounds like he already knows Batman is there but is just pretending not to know to spare Batman's feelings, kind of like when you pretend your stupid kid fooled you.

    Understand
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    Why would a horse talk about arithmetic? What kind of fucking conversation is that?

    Unusual
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    I wonder how Robin would feel about this.

    Upside
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    Can Atom fly? I hope not.

    Upward + Us
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    I would also 100% look up to see Hawkgirl. I look up to Hawkgirl every day. She is my hero.

    Batgirl the stealth master loudly discusses how hidden she is within 20 feet of the person she's hiding from.

    V is for...

    Very + Vibrate
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    Looks like someone's making pudding at 4 AM because they lost control of their life. That's okay I'm posting about the Super Dictionary at 6.

    Flash has interesting hobbies.

    Visitor
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    Rare footage of Hawkgirl doing actual superhero things (with careful supervision) and not just being adorable. Be careful Hawkgirl!
     
  10. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    The cover (which doesn't show up in the OP anymore) claims there's over 4000 entries. I guess you left out the uninteresting ones?
     
  11. Moth

    Moth *moth noises*

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    The book has about 400 pages of entries but not all of them are interesting. I would say it's probably closer to 2000 entries and it counts multiple words per entry, maybe every bolded word counts. Some of them are just bullshit about Conjura, El Dragon, Firehair, Tomahawk, Joana Crisp, SR-12, and Teri and Ted Trapper. Some of them are just tense changes with instructions to look up the root word. Most of them are still somewhat odd but I try to only select my favorites. Here are a couple randomly selected full pages.

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  12. Moth

    Moth *moth noises*

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    W is for...

    Wander
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    Robin is really surprised that his trap worked.

    Watch + Wander
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    Looks like Atom is up to his old tricks again. I really like the line "Watches tell time, but they don't tell Atom how to get out."

    Isn't it kind of a dick move to get Aquaman to take care of your house because he only has an hour on land at a time before he crusts up and dies?

    We + Weak + Wear
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    Hear that? We're invited to a Hawkgirl party!

    I don't know why Superman comes across as so sarcastic.

    Lex is ahead of his time and he knows it.

    Weigh + Weight
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    Superman is technically obese. Healthy at every size!

    What + Wheel + When
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    The definition for "what" might just be the worst in the whole book.

    Poor Jimmy can't afford a car to crash like everyone else and has to settle for wrecking a bicycle.

    Who owns this mysterious robot creature and why does it not fight crime?

    Whole
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    Fucking Penguin.

    Why + Wicked + Wide
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    Hawkgirl is a real handful sometimes.

    Lex Luthor is just making a commentary on Kool Aid and Jonestown through performance art.

    Under what circumstance do you need to open a door for three elephants? Discuss.

    Wipe + Wire + Wisconsin
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    Krypto's face actually looks just as gross without the dirt.
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    GET OFF THE CHEESE ATOM.

    Without
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    Superman is so thoroughly out of things to do he resorts to this.

    Writing
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    Atom has a fucking obsession and needs help.
     
  13. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Atom is growing worse with each letter. Atom's problem is getting bigger. Soon it will be the worst.
     
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  14. Another Fellow

    Another Fellow the unwanted one

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    I worry about Atom. I feel concerned for Atom. Is anybody else worried about Atom?
     
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  15. Moth

    Moth *moth noises*

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    These last letters are short so you'll get all 5 pages of them in their entirety.

    X is for...

    X ray + X-ray + Xylophone
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    This is where we say goodbye to Atom. At least we leave on a high note, he's just doing something he saw in the movies and not recklessly endangering himself.

    Yard + Year + Yell + Yellow
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    Goodbye Hawkgirl! I think I'll miss you most of all!

    Do you think the Penguin served a year for stealing that shovel? Crime doesn't pay!

    Flash is going deaf, probably from all those times he broke the sound barrier.

    Robin is getting egged pretty hard, what did he ever do to deserve this?

    Yes + Yesterday + Yet + You + You'll + You're
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    Aside from the Joker threatening the reader, this page sucks.

    You've + Young + Your + Yourself
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    This page describes Robin better than any other. He just keeps getting fucked up and needs help.

    Zebra + Zero + Zigzag + Zipper + Zoo
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    The Joker has zero bananas and that's terrible!

    As the Super Dictionary comes to a close please consider the possibility that the entire thing was written by Hawkgirl. It would explain why everyone acts and speaks so strangely and why none of the entries for emotions show the correct facial expressions.
     
  16. Foulmouth

    Foulmouth Suck my cock you faggots

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    Bye bye Hawkgirl :(

    And cheers @Moth , that was awesome.
     
  17. Luna

    Luna Well-Known Member

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  18. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    This is one of the best threads on the CWCki Club.
     
  19. Craftaman Tractor

    Craftaman Tractor I do not identify myself as a helicopter

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    Awww, I'm gonna miss my daily dose of Super Dictionary.
    At least we know Atom didn't kill himself, The Penguin got what he deserved, Aquaman finally did something useful and Superman and Batman are still the same jerks as always. Besides, it ended just the last day before I go on vacation, so, good-by! I guess...
    We need more fanart of Hawkgirl as an adorably low-functioning autistic girl. For science
     
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  20. catparty

    catparty Moderator Staff Member Moderator

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