The Suitress

To a smaller extent, sort of. What's different with the Suitress though, is that some of her special interests actually play into her part in Christory, like her desire to actually fuck him, so those can't be avoided as much when discussing her. There are a few rumors surrounding even that though, but those in my opinion aren't worth repeating here, either.

I mean, the latter one alone kind of indicates she's lived a pretty friggin rough life, she lives in a shithole, and her dad's a fucking abusive creep.

 

There are actually people who want to do that* with CWC?

*(without prostitution)

 

Well, it's sort of in the name...

 

Maybe a girl with really low self esteem who wants to take one for the team so to speak.

 

I mean, judging by her posts on other websites, she does appear to have some kind of weird "I can fix him" mentality towards Chris. I think it somewhat has to do with that. She always came off to me as the kind of girl that's watched way too many romance animes.

 

Didn't she want to bring "Classic Chris" back like weens seem to?

 

I'm not entirely sure if I'd classify her as a "ween". Her intent wasn't so much to fuck with Chris as much as it was to have him fuck her, as unsettling as that is. She was primarily attracted to Classic Chris. Though she also talked about how she liked CPU Chris to a lesser extent, and was even willing to fuck Chris, even as he is now at Everfree.

 

Somebody, somewhere, wants there time in the spotlight screaming, "I banged chrischan!" Without realizing the hate and venom that will ensure.

 

there's a fetish for everything
there have been trolls on KF in the past who have said they wanted to bang CWC, but there might be people who unironically want to

 

And almost 8 billion people.

So if a fetish only appeals to 0.0001% of all, there'd still be about 8000 people that the fetish appeals to.

 

Yeah, she basically has a thing for grotesque men, and has claimed on a few ocassions to wanting to be a tradwife. Anyone that claims to be into that kind of stuff, and also claims to have had 5 boyfriends before Chris, and claims to have shown their tits to him, is almost certainly a camgirl behind closed doors, IMO.

 

Pretty much, yeah. I greatly pity anyone who becomes hypersexual at THAT age.

I still have some degree of hope she CAN better herself though, seeing how she's no longer online, and has talked about the porn industry being "damaging" in DMs.

 

Talking about this stuff just makes me feel uncomfortable.

 

Welcome to "Christory"...

 

Stay in school, eat your vegetables

 

protip: don't try to lay a curse on the dean

 

If you want a girlfriend don’t carry a sign around announcing the fact.

For real, talking about the Suitress is a different kind of discomfort. It’s about someone who just needs to get off the internet and not have all their actions judged by random strangers - not the same as watching Chris consume his own gentlemen relish.