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The State of VA might have some unclaimed property for the Chandlers...?

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Nobody, Jun 27, 2017.

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How much money do you think the gummits is hiding from the Chandlers?

  1. Less than $1

    1 vote(s)
    3.6%
  2. 'bout tree-fiddy

    13 vote(s)
    46.4%
  3. Around $100-200?

    1 vote(s)
    3.6%
  4. Around $1,000?

    1 vote(s)
    3.6%
  5. $1,000,000+ and it's immediately blown on a Toys R' Us

    0 vote(s)
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  6. Chris shits his pants and does nothing.

    12 vote(s)
    42.9%
  1. Nobody

    Nobody Whom of None Staff Member Moderator

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    So here's the story (trust me, this isn't spam, hear me out):

    I signed up for Credit Karma to check my credit score and perhaps dispute some blatant derogatory marks for shits n' giggles (Dispute Report Summary: "$51,006.73 on collections... did I do that?"). I noticed in the Credit Karma app that there's a little section about "Unclaimed Money" held by the state, and apparently the government owes its own citizens billions of dollars for a bunch of shit that was conveniently forgotten to be handled (go figure). You just plug in a name, and a list of possible name matches comes up for owed money, with exact amounts and addresses displayed (well, depends on the state you search from).

    So, I started with my own name - which was fruitless (god damnit). I put in some relatives' names - they got a few hundos sitting around, so I'll eventually tell them about it the next time they buy me booze. Then... out of sheer morbid curiosity, I decided to search the Chandler family in Virginia's website for unclaimed funds. Turns out they all have some unclaimed shit sitting around!
    • Barb has "more than $50" from the Albemarle/Charlottesville Regional Jail.
    • Bob has a few minor things worth less than $50: DirecTV, OSI Restaurant Services, and Piedmont Regional Jail.
    • Chris has something from Google that's "more than $50". Adsense, maybe?
    This is publicly available information that I found by:
    • Going to this website.
    • Putting in their first and last name.
    • Having some vague memory of their moving history (Ruckersville, Charlottesville).
    Seeing as I don't know any more prying information (other towns they might've lived in, SSN, etc), the Chandlers could possibly be owed more than what I found. With this knowledge, weens shouldn't be able to fuck with this system since this is official gummits shit, and you need the super-personal info to proceed with a successful property claim. WEEN WARNING: Don't attempt to fill out bogus info and expect that the state government will make a check out for "JULAY" and mail it to you within a few months - the application will get denied, and repeat attempts will likely get your IP logged and maybe land you a ticket to jail for fraud or something.

    While I don't donate a goddamn dime to Chris' shameless e-begging, I'm not above a thinly-veiled opportunity to be hailed as the "Fairy Godmother of Free Money for Everybody" to the CWC community. I would like someone to share this information with Chris or Barb somehow. Tell 'em "Nobody found this...", which might get them confused and arguing probably.

    "More than $50" is a pretty broad metric, but it is hopeful for the Financhu Crisis. Overall, it could be a couple hundred, or it could be a couple thousand... who knows? For the love of fuck, Chris, don't waste any of it on Transformers bullshit.

    Here's some screenshots (pardon the fuckhuge resolution, I use an Apple® iPad Pro™).
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    P.S. You autistic fuckers might have some cash owed to you too! If you live in the US, a glorious country of misappropriated funds, then today might be your lucky day! Google a state you lived in and "unclaimed property", and see what shit the government is hiding from you.
     
  2. Nobody

    Nobody Whom of None Staff Member Moderator

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    tl;dr version: free money for everybody
     
  3. Hurtful Truth Level

    Hurtful Truth Level Well-Known Member Real Christorian Hedgehog

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    Nice find. I laughed when I read the jail bit.
     
  4. Erika

    Erika RL incel hunter

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    These can be a pain in the butt to get, the one tied to Bob is going to not happen at all (not that any of them will). This has been a thing for a while, I didn't know credit sites added it. Some sites had private places as well.

    When this first was known to me about a decade ago, figured give it a shot, nada on me found a small amount of money for parents and showed em, they had some pretty serious hoops to jump through and most of them was seemed for good reason. In regards to why Bob's will be hardest to collect you need death proof NOK proof then proof Bob was Bob and had the accounts etc. We found a family member who passed had an old refund on a power bill like 80 bucks, but to get it would have to go to another state, in person, get paper work, then go in person to get this. Gas alone out paced the income.

    Replacing things/collecting quickly even is a night mare often. It took years to get copies of some things after a house fire in my youth, and cashing in old EE bonds that were reissued because of fire damage was a headache because they popped in the system as reprinted even though they were the ones who gave the OK to re print em.

    Tl;dr
    These things are fun to look at but 99% of people aren't going to collect because it's just too damned much work, and even if so you might not get it.

    Barb should leave the money on the jails books for next time Chris goes to Prison for life so he can get some ramen JULLLLLAAAAYYYYY
     
  5. TiggleYaPoosay

    TiggleYaPoosay I Can Roll My Tongue

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    I still get notifications about this sort of thing from time to time for my grandfather. It's usually just cable or utilities deposits. Not worth the time to collect. If you're Chris though and have no job, you're begging constantly on the internet and have nothing but time, it might be worth it to look into the 50 bucks or so he could claim. He won't though, getting his mommy to beg to strangers on the internet is a better use of his efforts.
     
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  6. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    The thought of Barb getting a refund from a jail (LOL) and then going out to buy more Goodwill crap is pretty funny.

    The IRS sent me a check for about $30 a few weeks ago. Why they did that I don't know.
     
  7. TiggleYaPoosay

    TiggleYaPoosay I Can Roll My Tongue

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    Its a trap, they gon git ya!
     
  8. Trilby

    Trilby Local Nut

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    Having to check the one for my state, most are for a grandparent or an uncle who are both deceased, so that's not gonna help me any to go further.
     
  9. Hurtful Truth Level

    Hurtful Truth Level Well-Known Member Real Christorian Hedgehog

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    @Nobody, which name did you enter for Chris? I didn't see him when I tried it.
     
  10. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    If Charb knew about that available money and got it, it would quickly vanish again.
     
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  11. Nobody

    Nobody Whom of None Staff Member Moderator

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    Shit, you know what, I think I also put his middle name "Weston" in there too.

    It asks for you additional aliases/names to put in, so in total, I entered:
    • Christian Chandler
    • Christian Weston Chandler
    • Christine Chandler (just for clits n' giggles)
     
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