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Songs you should never have sex to

Discussion in 'Music' started by Fialovy, Sep 30, 2022.

  1. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    This is inspired by this story on Reddit where this guy spilled his spaghetti and was banging his girlfriend to a really bad song for 2 years and thrusting to the beat. It became a huge meme on Tiktok and what not

    Here is the song in question:



    Which asks the question, what other songs should you not have sex to?
     
  2. The Ref

    The Ref Maintaining the order of the game

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    Literally any song by Raffi lol.
     
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  3. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    "Cbat" sounds like an alien song.

    also this thread is very w'at :confused:
     
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  4. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

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    I feel like this is a subject that half of the users here aren't going to have to worry about.
     
  5. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    I mean, even if you will never have sex, you could probably still know what is and isn't a good song. Besides, it is hypothetical
     
  6. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    "It's better than cbat I guess... - Ironmouse"
     
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  7. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    Reminds me of how there was this parody to A Whole New World called A Whole Nude World that was going around when I was in middle school
     
  8. Wordsworth

    Wordsworth BREAKING NEWS AT THIS HOUR

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    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    First thing that came to mind - though the music video would beg to differ.
     
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  10. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

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    Ma'am, who do you think you're talking to?

    Anyways, I wouldn't boink to this.
     
  11. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    A battle theme from an RPG?


    "Chrono Trigger - Battle Theme (Orchestral Remix)"
     
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    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    After viewing the YouTube channel with all the sitcom intros uploaded, some sick part of me wonders what doing the deed to the Frasier theme would sound like.
     
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  13. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz My likes mean absolutely nothing!

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    Hopefully I don't have to explain why.
     
  14. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    Jeffrey Epstein has entered the chat
     
  15. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    "Radio Free Zerg Music StarCraft Remastered - OST Official Soundtrack SC1"
     
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    Ms. Mowz My likes mean absolutely nothing!

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    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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  18. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Also there's the WarCraft 2 equivalent: "I'm A Medieval Man".

    (can't find an official release of the song on YT)
     
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  19. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    "Pound My Tom Tom"
     
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