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Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Yawning Sneasel, Feb 29, 2016.

  1. RetardBus

    RetardBus Shell-shocked Christory Veteran

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    Yeah honestly if I didn't know as much as I do about the history of the two Lynchburgs, I'd probably think that the name "Lynchburg" sounds like the name of a place that'd be a satirical caricature of a racist southern city you'd see appear in an episode of South Park.
     
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  2. RetardBus

    RetardBus Shell-shocked Christory Veteran

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    Obviously nobody ever wanted to actually be Chris Chan, and he was never a likeable person even in the classic era, but goddamn. This video hits me in the feels with nostalgia sometimes. I really do miss the old CWC, back when Chris was just a (mostly) harmless and fascinating idiot.
     
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  3. Ore Rosechu

    Ore Rosechu Rockin' da house

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    Honestly, what broke him is when they forced him to kill off Simonla. If that never happened we'd probably still have Classic Chris, just older and wiser... Okay, just older...
     
  4. Congratulations

    Congratulations You like? Staff Member Moderator

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    You know, now that you mention it....
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    You may be very right
     
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  5. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    And I'm not the first to guess that may be the case.
     
  6. Ore Rosechu

    Ore Rosechu Rockin' da house

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    I thought he ordered it because of the Simpsons, which had a joke where Marge ordered Long Island Iced Tea thinking it was just straight up tea with no booze in it, with the punchline being that she got fucking smashed.
     
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  7. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Even AI can sound more natural than "Chris Chan" at writing.
     
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  8. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    Also AI sounds better at singing than Chris actually is. Then again, when Chris sings, it is more like he shouts really loudly
     
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  9. RetardBus

    RetardBus Shell-shocked Christory Veteran

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    I'll add to that:
    Even AI Chris sounds better at singing than the real Chris. Don't believe me? Case in point, this video and this entire channel.
     
  10. Ore Rosechu

    Ore Rosechu Rockin' da house

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    Wow! Now! This guy so needs a cute girl his age! Hook em up with Kanye so we can get this man a career!

    So... the singing voice is his OTHER twin? Gaseous Chris?
     
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  11. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    No es una día del lolcow incestuoso. Es la Día de la Bandera de México. :cool:
     
  12. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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  13. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    42, and yet it seems what he sees as an ideal reality is some toon world with no sexual morals: a "hugbox" world where corporate mascot "furry" character recolors worship him unquestioningly.
     
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  14. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    Happy Christian Love Day everyone!
     
  15. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Code:
    Manager: Okay, people.  We need to cook up a new holiday for the summer.
             Something with, eh, gifts, cards, assorted gougeables.
    Woman:   How about something religious?  We had great penetration last
             spring with "Christmas II"!
    Man:     Ooh, I know, Spendover, like Passover but less talk, more presents!
    -- Discussing the new holiday, "Trash of the Titans"
    
    % The businesspeople around the table break into serious discussion, until
    % the cigar-smoking man breaks them up. He decides the holiday needs to be
    % something warm and fuzzy, like "Love Day," only not so lame.
    - Trash of the Titans
     
  16. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz My likes mean absolutely nothing!

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    I was about to make a Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy joke here, but then I remembered that Chris is too lame to deserve it.
     
  17. RetardBus

    RetardBus Shell-shocked Christory Veteran

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    You know, a sad and somewhat creepy thought came over me tonight. I wonder what the state of Chris's old room at 14BC is? The iconic place where the vast majority of the classic era videos from 2007-2011 were filmed on the PSEye camera.

    I can't imagine Barb has been taking care of it, in her current state at 82 years old. Is it a mostly gutted shell of it's former self? Or is it frozen in time, covered in dust and full of things Chris never took back?

    I know Chris swung by his old house on one occasion post release from jail back in September to retrieve some of his stuff, but there's no way he could've taken everything he owned from his old house in one trip. I don't think he would've even been able to fit it all in his car. As far as we know, Chris didn't make any additional trips back to finish bringing all of his belongings to his new house in Lynchburg, which raises this question in the first place. Another thing that makes this an interesting question is there's no real way to answer it right now, and we probably won't get the answers for awhile.
     
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  18. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    After that hoard and coffee machine extension cord fire, 14BLC was renovated and the former Room of Fail was converted into a storage space for hoard, and the lolcow's room was downstairs.
     
  19. RetardBus

    RetardBus Shell-shocked Christory Veteran

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    I completely forgot about this.

    Still, I can't help but wonder the same about the downstairs renovated Chris's room at 14BC. Maybe it's frozen in time as it was in 2021 before his latest arrest?
     
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  20. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    I wouldn't be surprised if she uses the room as even more space for her hoard. That is, if she is capable at that age to get more stuff for it.