Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Anya, Dec 1, 2021.
Chris Chan tour of Virginia: Christory Road Trip! - YouTube
(the 15 minute video was uploaded by "John Posey" in September 2021)
(also the video uses media with Chris talking in it and has some inaccuracy)
I really do think that someone who lives in the area should start a business offering Chris-themed tours. They'd make a pile of cash.
A whole two dollars profit.
There might be a little bit of demand for this if Chris dies, but most people who are interested in Chris just go to any places of Christorical note on their own. It's not like a tour business can take people to his house unless they buy it.
You forgot about the part where weens go to said places to harass people that had some connection to Chris and have since cut ties, or even people that had no interaction with Chris and intend to keep it that way.
Also Charlottesville isn't some little backwater nowhere town, it is a city with it's own history and local culture. There are plenty of other ways to make a profit there that have nothing to do with Chris. (And you'll make more money with less trouble.)
At this point the best scenario would be a magic spell that erases the memory of Chris from the entire world population.
That would be called a "Devine Miracle".
The scifi equivalent is going back in time and getting Bob to not marry Barb, with timeline changes working like in the Back to the Future movies (instead of "Novikov self-consistency"*).
*(where any timeline changes were really part of history all along)
Only problem is lots of friendships and even marriages have been formed due to the existence of Chris. There have been times I have wondered where my life as well as a lot of other people's lives would be if Chris was never born. It almost makes me want to make a retarded version of "It's a Wonderful Life" but with Chris, thing is, who would be Mr. Potter?
I want to say Barb.
In that universe this website we're posting on is the Pigroach Club, devoted to quality no-bullshit DSP discussion.
What about the Shaner Society?
(that infamous "foamer" guy)
I think in a non-CWC reality, either A-Log himself or Ethan Ralph would be OPL instead.
To be fair, what I found out later was that Dun and I hung out on the same Pokemon forums as well as that one Dragon Quest forums. Only thing is at the time, I was around 13 and still an annoying kid and he was around 17 at the time and he would have hated me as a teenager compared to when we actually started talking when we were young adults. Still, it was a weird coincidence, maybe our relationship could have still happened? Maybe not.
Maybe the lolcow we bonded over was PreciousLeaf or something
TO BE FAAAAAAAAAAIRE
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Chris-chan. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of Virginia civil law most of the jokes will go over a typical forum poster's head.
the Pufferton Clubhouse (boldy spicy made a lot of Pufferton avatars for people)
even Len knew to stop posting online so people would stop bothering him
TBH Chris tried to stay offline a few times too
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