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Legal Jail of Fail

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by ToroidalBoat, Aug 5, 2021.

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  1. Congratulations

    Congratulations You like? Staff Member Moderator

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    Technically there's no proof that Chris is real. I haven't even seen a Chris Chan before.
     
  2. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    I know the whole Rollin' and Trollin' theory is kind of overdone by now. What about the theory that Chris is some kind of secret government experiment? Our reactions to him are also being tested.
     
  3. The Scrunkly

    The Scrunkly would YOU scrunkly the when?

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    You joke, but honestly that kinda seems like something that the cold-war era CIA would actually do.
     
  4. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    Yeah, sure.
    Maybe Bob is secretly a glowie. Wouldn't THAT be a fun twist?
     
  5. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    I doubt the "Tale of Fail" is ever going to be as active as in the '00s again.
     
  6. c-no

    c-no Dead Meme Internet Man

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    Twitter, Youtube, and other sites talking about Chris will no doubt muddy it all up and miss some detail or ignore it like some number of Twitter users failing to realize that even before the trolls Chris wasn't exactly clean or a number of Youtube commenters fail to realize that while Chris did harass women, most of it would just be throwing red string's with paper hearts and having a sign at Target rather than something like groping or saying sexually harassing things (unless these actually happened).

    Beyond the trolls and the internet, the pity and disgust and schadenfreud and whatever other term people could put out, people do need to realize Chris is a real person that while fucked over by trolls over the years also harmed an elderly and vulnerable woman. Only way to make it all the more fucked up: trolls didn't really instill incest into Chris, at worst may of encouraged it or made fun of Chris with incest jokes and drawings as Chris still could of raped Barb regardless.

    Truman Show but it's fucked up. Or just the American attempt at that one Japanese reality show that did fuck up a guy.
     
  7. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

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    Lucky bastard.
     
  8. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    If that one lolcow weren't real, then you'd be in on the conspiracy to make him seem real. :confused:
     
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  9. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    Come to think of it, I haven't seen a Chris Chan before either in real life. It is like Chris is some sort of cryptid.
     
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  10. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    An experiment to find out what happens if an elderly redneck-y couple has a kid?

    :thinking:
     
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  11. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz A real floozy at heart.

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    You rang?
     
  12. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    What if Chris becomes a cryptid? If people in West Virginia say they had a CWC sighting.
     
  13. John_doe26

    John_doe26 There was once a time when everything was fine

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    I can't wait for the cryptid sighting shitposts made by random Youtubers nobody's heard of.
     
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  14. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    I am sure with Chris out of jail, I could see local weens and stuff try to make Chris sighting pictures and videos of Chris in the wild. Maybe he will get outing privileges and people will see him out and about in the community. It would be like a cryptid
     
  15. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    I imagined that if Chris is in a halfway house his movement would be restricted so that he can only go to certain places like work.
    The rest of the time he might have a shock collar attached to him.
    I guess in that case he really would be zappin' to the extreme.
     
  16. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    Shock collar? They only zap autists to the extreme at the Judge Rotenberg Center in Massachusetts. I could see having a GPS attached to him though like they usually do with people out on bail.

    The question is... would they make Chris get a job?
     
  17. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    I got that from a TV show, it might not be realistic. Especially for a guy like Chris...
    Quite likely, I know the terms of some of these houses require the inmate to have employment. Since Chris is, well, Chris, and the crime he committed is sexual in nature this might make things harder for him.
     
  18. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Going from jail to a halfway house with restrictions can be like going from jail to another kind of jail.
     
  19. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    Any place with strict rules is like a jail to Chris. He just wants to stop adulting and be pony.
     
  20. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Can one stop "adulting" when one never started?

    :thinking:
     
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