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Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by ToroidalBoat, Aug 5, 2021.

  1. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    that would be the final indignity for Chris, people vandalizing his grave and trying to dig up Patti, excuse me, CWC
    when Chris dies IDK if he'll have any next of kin to claim his body and arrange for disposition, so the government would either bury him in an unmarked grave or cremate him and when no next of kin come forward, they dispose of the ashes
     
  2. Anya

    Anya Heh Administrator

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    I think you guys are giving way too much credit to Chris' "fame."

    Once he dies, no one's going to care, not even us, as weird Chris followers.
     
  3. Bones

    Bones Epidermisly challenged and angry about it Staff Member Administrator

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    Stop being retarded retards
     
  4. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

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    I'm going to vandalize Chris's pauper grave.
     
  5. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    Yeah, I mean, he pretty much burned bridges with Cole and stuff so I don't think he should could on any family to care enough to host a funeral and have a proper burial

    I mean, when the internet goes down, Chris will be forgotten. They say that a person's true death is when people stop remembering them.
     
  6. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    JULAAAAAYYYYY

    I doubt Chris would ever have a proper memorial or anything. The weird thing about Chris is that he’s known by millions but still technically obscure - not really on the mainstream radar.
    The best thing, as I’ve said before, would be for his memory to just disappear following his death - but considering how heavily documented he is, that’s unlikely. There will probably always be interest - and with that weens who might to try to pull an ‘epic trolling scheme’ where they dig up his body and stuff it or something.
     
  7. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    Someone should commission a funeral statue.
     
  8. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    epic ween :ween:

    And thus the memory of he who some may refer to as "The Mistake of God" would be lost in the sands of time.
     
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  9. The Scrunkly

    The Scrunkly would YOU scrunkly the when?

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    The vast majority of people who know about Chris will just go, "Oh, shit, the Sonichu guy's dead?" And never think about it ever again.
     
  10. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

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    Joke's on you, I won't brag online after I do it.
     
  11. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    Don't waste your energy in the dead, they are gone and not a bother to you anymore.
     
  12. One Too Many

    One Too Many Sexual Orientation: Heavy Metal

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  13. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    I hope when Chris dies we will all still be friends and stuff
     
  14. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    "A psychopath is someone with an anti-social personality disorder characterized by violent, perverted or immoral behavior often leading to criminality. Psychopaths have little or no concern for other people. Some psychopaths equate love with sexual arousal."

    that seems familiar... o_O

    (Atheism and sadism - Conservapedia - maybe not the most reliable online wiki)
     
  15. Commander Shadowsun

    Commander Shadowsun The Autist Formerly Known as Surtur

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    I'll be a little sad when Chris passes. After all this crazy shit, he is in someway responsible for me meeting my closest friends.
     
  16. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    I know, right? I hope these boards don't close down just because Chris dies. If they do, I want to keep in touch with ya'll
     
  17. The Scrunkly

    The Scrunkly would YOU scrunkly the when?

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    We spend probably less than half of our time on this forum actually discussing Chris, so we're probably not going to dissolve when he kicks the bucket.
     
  18. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Also if one wants to talk about that lolcow after said bucket is kicked, there's quite the internet footprint. Also this place is going fine even with him incommunicado because Jail of Fail.

    But yeah it's good that he isn't really the main focus of this place anymore.
     
  19. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    Less than 1% of my posting here is Chris-related.
     
  20. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    Yeah I’d say at this point it’s more of a media forum than a Chris one.