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Legal Jail of Fail

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by ToroidalBoat, Aug 5, 2021.

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  1. Anya

    Anya Heh Administrator

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    Technically, Chris has been banned from the general public, so as of now, the list of where he isn't banned is a lot shorter.
     
  2. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

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    Chris is banned from my home. He's not allowed in.
     
  3. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    Is this just a cautionary move or does chris know where you live?
     
  4. The Scrunkly

    The Scrunkly would YOU scrunkly the when?

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    I'm pretty sure Chris isn't allowed into anyone's home now. If Chris specifically knows where they live and might show up, then I think they'd be in full "shotgun door trap" mode. At least I would.
     
  5. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    So tomorrow is the day things either change or stay the same yet again with Chris.
     
  6. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    IIRC it's another 6 months for Chris in the jail of fail before his case is decided
    Chris's birthday is February 24th, so it's almost certain he'll be in the jail of fail on his 40th birthday
     
  7. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Where'd you hear that?
     
  8. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    it takes about a year for the case to work its way through the system, and it's been about 6 months now, so it will probably be summer or early fall when the case is decided

    but yeah, Chris will most likely be stuck in the jail of fail when he turns 40
     
  9. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Either way, Chris' 40th birthday will likely become the new champion of "worst birthday ever", replacing the previous title holder of the 21st.
     
  10. Wordsworth

    Wordsworth BREAKING NEWS AT THIS HOUR

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  11. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    "For his parents, it’s just another example of how well he's doing."

    29 years later...

    "I have a temporary Soul Partner, a Holy Flame Type, you may Remember her (on her repentence tour) keeping me safe, well, not abused, and good, alongside Many (Good) Angels, Spirits, and OP allies in and around this Jail of Fail."
     
  12. The Scrunkly

    The Scrunkly would YOU scrunkly the when?

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    Looks like it isn't a continuance this time. I wonder how it went?
     

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  13. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Over on KF someone who called the court said it'll be about 4 hours from now that we'll know what happened.

    (the hearing is on now)
     
  14. Congratulations

    Congratulations You like? Staff Member Moderator

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    Don't worry guys, Chris will be just fine. Chris is a reformed, godly follower of godbear
     
  15. One Too Many

    One Too Many Sexual Orientation: Heavy Metal

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    Apparently there has been another continuance, no information on when the next date is.
     
  16. Sad Ken

    Sad Ken Horrible Cunt

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    How many continuances do you need to determine whether this fucker is too insane to stand trial?
     
  17. One Too Many

    One Too Many Sexual Orientation: Heavy Metal

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    How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
     
  18. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    a lot
     
  19. The Scrunkly

    The Scrunkly would YOU scrunkly the when?

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    The world may never know.

    On a serious note, they might have trouble getting someone to do a mental health examination, especially during covid. This probably isn't super high on the legal system's to-do list. I also can't imagine it going super fast even without a pandemic, this just makes it slower.
     
  20. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    I know we've discussed this ad nauseum, but the legal definition of insanity is a very high standard
    you can be howling mad but still stand trial (or take a plea deal)

    yes, it's likely that the Commonwealth of Virginia will decide that someone who thinks he's Jesus and had sex with his mother to heal her is accountable for his actions
     
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