Legal Jail of Fail

It is for Chris.

 

Chris is "soo" freakish that courts don't like dealing with him?

 

Holy shit! That's 5 months away, which is most of the time Chris has spent in jail so far. Why such a long delay?

 

It's been guessed that the lawyer is trying to get "time served" to make a plea deal more favorable.

 

Wow, if feels like he was arrested years ago.

 

For me it feels like it was yesterday. Christ, where did the time go?

 

How long has it felt to Chris?

 

Now that's an interesting question, I can't imagine he feels like time is passing super fast, but however it feels to him, it evidently hasn't been long enough.

 

Christian Love Day is right around the corner.

 

Just a reminder this is how Chris acted prior to his last birthday on the outside.

https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1359226597497315340

Didn't thank the person for the gift. Didn't compliment the drawing. Just acted catty about a minor inconsistency. Yeesh.

 

One of the things that makes it hard (at least before the motherfucking) to sympathize with Chris is how terribly he treats people who do nice things for him/help him. Chris rarely thanks the fans he thinks he has, whether in a general sense or for specific things they do for him. He expexts nothing short of complete, unconditional loyalty from others for nothing in return, and he'll turn his back on you the second you """betray""" him. He also thinks that he's entitled to use the fanworks of others, and he throws a hissy fit whenever he's called out for it. The more I reflect on it, the more of a scumbag I realize he truly is.

I realize that Chris was never a "good person," but most of his issues interacting with others could be attributed to Autism, a sheltered upbringing, mental health issues, etc. But the more I think about it, especially following recent events... I think he's just a genuinely unlikable, ungrateful, selfish person at his core, autism and bad parents be dammed.

 

It seems Chris thinks he's the only real person in the world, and he thinks of everyone else as just "NPC" automatons who can be bossed around. It's why he's really triggered by people not acting as he wants, especially when they tell him "no" - like MLW at PVCC. An autistic lack of "theory of mind" hasn't helped.

Whenever Chris interacts with others, it's as if he's just talking at them, not with them. It seems like every online communication and jail letter from him smacks of a "royal proclamation".

 

I mentioned this is another thread but I don't think he liked his depiction here. It's "unflattering" (that is it looks exactly like him and not like the totes adorbs drawing like he got from Doopie), but if that's true then it only makes things worse. He doesn't have to like the drawing but at least be polite.

 

"Christian is a cool guy and a great friend, and he needs your support and guidance. Don't abandon him."

Spoiler

(I think Anna said that, but I can't confirm because searching is crap in Current Year.)

 

I get high and I pleasure myself.

 

It's a red state in America, what do you expect? Letting people die is the best way to "OwN tEh LiBz" lol.

Before we accuse @The Scrunkly of A-Logging Barb, I get his point: most of what we know about Barb's level of consent comes from Chris, and his own understanding of how consent works is dubious at best. Combine that with Chris's intense habit of lying about.... well.... everything, and we still have no idea how much actual consent was involved.

 

Every time KF goes down because of one of the many enemies the site made*, CWCki goes down too. So as long as CWCki and KF are down, it could be that the only way to see if Chris is writing letters is on Reddit, imageboards, or "Onion Farms". "Christory" really is at a low point.

*(poking the egos of lolcows and being "politically incorrect")