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Has anybody actually figured out who this "White Knight" is?

Discussion in 'CWC Orbiters' started by maxxdee992, Nov 7, 2020.

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  1. maxxdee992

    maxxdee992 New Member

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    It's never been brought up ever again as to who she is. And was she just waiting or did she know there would be Christorians waiting outside the court?
     
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    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    The consensus seemed to be, at the time, that she was a Good Samaritan who happened to notice the field agent filming Chris and Barb, and basically just pulled a "Why are you filming those people? What's wrong with you?" routine.

    Another theory that I *think* was floated around at the time was that she was a "local reporter" who was somewhat aware of Chris and Barb and their internet infamy.
     
  3. Pibot

    Pibot The autist formerly known as Pikonic

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    Most likely a good Samaritan, possibly a social worker who observed Chris’s case, maybe even a neighbor or friend. Either way, a person who doesn’t need dipshits crossing state lines to film them.

    Imagine for a second that Chris (and Barb) move out of 14bc and move next to your house. You’re a standard neighbor, you wave at them when you take a walk, maybe give them a friendly beep if you drive by them.
    Now imagine you jog by and see a bunch of randos taking pictures of Chris’s house. Maybe they’re super weens who start screaming Julay on your street. You ask them what the fuck they’re doing and they begin to explain to you your weird neighbor is actually Hitler and they want to ask you questions so they can get colorful ratings on KF (11/13/2020 EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH CHRIS’S NEW NEIGHBOR!!!!!) or start a new documentary.

    You’d probably tell them to fuck off too.
     
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    Very Honest Content Formerly a niggo (???) Staff Member Moderator

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    She may have worked for the court as a clerk or something too. We can eliminate Mary Lee Walsh as the suspect though, that's for certain!
     
  5. maxxdee992

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    I remember watching GenoSamuel's most recent post and suddenly this photo/footage came up and was thinking, "Young woman who came up to one of our field agents..." and I thought, Young Woman? Possibly somebody in Chris's past or another enabler? But I like the theory on her possibly being a clerk from the court. Probably just informing both of them of what will happen during their next trial. But was thrown off when Geno said that Chris thought they were in trouble again when she came up to them in their car?

    Yeah no, they said, "Young Woman" in the details for the person, I thought it would've been somebody from Chris's past.

    I think what really threw me off about the details was that Chris thought he was in trouble when she came up to their car.
     
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    I would honestly think since they specified she was a young woman and with her approaching Chris Chan in such a manner, he didn't automatically ask her for a number Lol Granted, from that video, looks like a decent ass on her too xD
     
  7. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Whatever they were at the courthouse for, we can be sure of 1 thing.

    It likely ended in a continuance.
     
  8. TiggleYaPoosay

    TiggleYaPoosay I Can Roll My Tongue

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    I’d hit it
     
  9. c-no

    c-no Dead Meme Internet Man

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    Assuming this is a complete and random stranger that isn't trying to be an orbiter or a ween or whatever, this was just a random lady that was either a good samaritan or an employee of the court house that managed to become somewhat familiar with CWC's antics. And as Pibot said, whether you were a neighbor or employee, you too would get sick of some random ass weens driving up now and then to take pictures and be embarassing spergs trying to get Chris' attention and any internet clout.
     
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    TiggleYaPoosay I Can Roll My Tongue

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    Hmm uh do angels have names? ...yeah

    I don’t think it’s right to call those folks weens. They weren’t after Chris’s attention and were being pretty discreet it seemed. I don’t see an issue documenting his court appearance since people online knew the story and were invested in hearing the outcome. And it’s perfectly legal to film in a public space
     
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    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Just like many are trying to become "Internet famous" and "get monetized" on YouTube, there are people who suffer from the delusion that they'll be "the next Clyde Cash".

    I think they take this quote from the CWCki too seriously:

     
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    c-no Dead Meme Internet Man

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    What makes it funny is, iirc from a Kiwi Farms thread about the PVCC getting hacked, Alec Benson Leary and Hollywood Hulk Hogan said some things about Clyde Cash that gave me the idea the guy would be a lolcow in his own right or at least would sound like someone worthy of a few mockings and shit that's worse than Chris such as credit card fraud. If there's one thing the deluded can be capable of, it's being as much of a cow as Clyde was. Doesn't help that Chris attracts others who'll jump in just to say "look I'm better than Chris."
     
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    Ms. Mowz My likes mean absolutely nothing!

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    I thought Clyde Cash was just a character created by trolls and employed through an actor. Unless we're talking about the guy that played Clyde Cash.

    What I found interesting is that ever since the ween and enabler situation became far worse due to the Idea Cunts' actions, the CWCki's articles on all of the trolls from the Classic Chris era now have a disclaimer claiming that they weren't real. Perhaps they did this to dissuade some people from attempting to troll Chris any further.
     
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    c-no Dead Meme Internet Man

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    No doubt you could have moee than one guy but I can imagine the one that spearheaded it or even did Clyde the longest would be a cow in his own right. I can see the disclaimer being there to tell people ots just a character Chris thought was a real person. Real or fake, it won't dissuade weens ajd A-Logs thinking they could be the next Clyde or Liquid Chris. Even with disclaimers though, Chris is still gonna have those weens.
     
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    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

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    And this goes with my case for why he can't just "gEt Uh JaWb KrIs!!!!"

    Imagine you're an employer. Despite being horrified by the background check you just did on Chris, you decide to give him a shot anyway. How long is it going to be before you have enough of edgelord weens calling up to yell "JULAAAAAY"? What do you do when some dude named BraveryJerk shows up wearing the sunglasses of a blind dude and the haircut of one who decided to do his own grooming to harass customers for a "CWC interview"?
     
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    TiggleYaPoosay I Can Roll My Tongue

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    there are jobs Chris could have where he would have no interaction with the public, limited interaction with other coworkers and no one would be wise to him working there unless he spilled it on social media (which admittedly he would).
     
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    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

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    I'm kind of torn on whether he would or not. Instead of a Chris that shares everything all the times, he keeps a lot more stuff private now.....
    .......Until he doesn't, then we get an overload of private info. It's like squeezing off the water hose while the faucet's on.
     
  18. Ore Rosechu

    Ore Rosechu Rockin' da house

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    I don't think he can work any job, because there's no way to get him to actually do the job.

    There are janitorial positions for example where they just leave you alone at night, give you a few hours, and tell ya to just leave when it's all done....
    Chris wouldn't even do anything, he'd just sit there and be on his phone till it was time to go and insist he was "workin' on it!11"

    They would have to sit with him, and tell him (Multiple times) to do his job, eventually he'd get up and do it whining the whole time, and then sit back down with the task not finished.

    There are no jobs Chris could do, because there are none he would do.

    We may never know what happened at Wendy's, but in Asperchu it's depicted as Chris napping, getting fired for it, and insisting "But I was doing such a good job!"
    And honestly, I'm pretty damn sure that's what really happened. I think the Donald Duck impression was just the excuse, I mean it's one thing to not get work done, but you need "the incident" to skip the write-ups and get right to the firing.


    He simply drive and no understanding of there being consequences for his actions, when you put these together you get a lazy mother fucker who can't be motivated to wipe his own ass.
     
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    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Supposedly what got him fired was him drawing someone else who worked there as a deliberately ugly Pokemon. There was speculation over on Kiwi Farms (formerly CWCki Forums) that this person was black, and that the lolcow drew her as a deliberately ugly Jynx, probably to get back at her for her telling him to do his job right. That making the kid cry with the Donald Duck impression thing may have happened, but may not have been the last straw. And of course before then, it sounds like he did crappy cut-corners work all the time.

    And of course after that, he went shopping with Barb and got that Dark Arbok card on 9/11, or so he claims.
     
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  20. Ore Rosechu

    Ore Rosechu Rockin' da house

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    Never knew about this drawing, and giving the time, this being around 2001, there were only two gens and if I recall there was a controversy about Jynx being a Pokemon themed after black face. She wasn't actually, she was themed after some Japanese fashion trend if I recall that... happened to look a lot like black face. Something Nintendo regretted and has largely downplayed the Pokemon, if Nintendo didn't have a policy of never cutting Pokemon out of the Pokedex, Jynx would have likely been discontinued altogether by now. I mean she was in a trio with Electabuzz and Magmar, and when they got new evolutions (Electavire and Magmortar), Jynx notably did not.

    So, yeah, drawing your black co-worker as Jynx would definitely get you fired. Especially since it was 2001, meaning you haven't had kids who grew up with Pokemon in the workplace yet, you'd just Gen Xers and Baby Boomers who straight up would have mistaken Jynx for a racist caricature, not recognizing her as a Pokemon to begin with.
     
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