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FB 9/07/17 Chris doesn't have a girlfriend. Update 9/08/17: Chris does have a girlfriend

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Pibot, Sep 7, 2017.

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  1. Pibot

    Pibot The autist formerly known as Pikonic

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    I threw this in random but I'll throw it here.
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    Edit: Much love for @ToroidalBoat for catching my mistake in the title, it's been fixed.

    Edir 2: KF reports that Chris is now officially (as in Facebook officially) in a "complicated" relationship with Jessica Quinn, just hours after she replied "we need to talk."
     
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    Pibot, Sep 7, 2017
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  2. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

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    Becoming a troon ruined the last 30% chance he had going anyway.
     
    Janker, Sep 7, 2017
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  3. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    Most obvious thread title ever
     
    Uncle Frank, Sep 7, 2017
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  4. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    "FB 9/17/17 Chris doesn't have a girlfriend?" Looks like @Pibot accurately predicted the near future.
     
    ToroidalBoat, Sep 7, 2017
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  5. Pibot

    Pibot The autist formerly known as Pikonic

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    Chris is gonna get a girlfriend on the 16th because you said that.
     
    Pibot, Sep 7, 2017
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  6. Princess Celestia

    Princess Celestia Your local techni-color horse.

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    Her name will be Michelle J. Hirtes, who is NOT one of you dang dirty TROLLS!
     
    Princess Celestia, Sep 7, 2017
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  7. Pibot

    Pibot The autist formerly known as Pikonic

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    JQ dropping the four scariest words in the English language.
     
    Pibot, Sep 7, 2017
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  8. Hellblazer

    Hellblazer Autism on the rocks Staff Member Administrator Moderator

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    Ah yes, the classic "Do absolutely nothing and hope what I want falls into my lap" tactic. Works every time.

    Those words should always be followed by this:
     
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  9. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    Hey, it's worked for Chris so fa-

    hang on...
     
    Uncle Frank, Sep 7, 2017
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  10. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    Unfortunately, it seems like Chris is setting things up for some ween to (once again) masquerade as a potential sweetheart.

    I mean, the way Chris just pours out with the whole "Siiiiiiiigh, I'm so lonesome....I'm single.....sooooooo so single and lonesome....." routine, it's just leaving things wide open for a dumb ween to swoop in and go "OMG, CHRIS, I'M A SINGLE GIRL, I TOTES WANNA BE YOUR GIRLFRIEND!"
     
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  11. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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  12. Trefoil Knot

    Trefoil Knot < x,y | x² = y³ >

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    You know, it's just funny to me, I know other men who have way more going on in their lives than Chris and who, if they lack any other positive attribute, at least earn an annual salary (or wages) in excess of $50,000 USD. Now I am not saying money = good person, nor am I in any way stating being a functional male adult entitles you to some poor woman's affections.

    Rather I am saying that as insufferable or unpleasant as these guys may be, they have at least sufficient merit society sees fit to hold its nose and bargain with them on at least an economic level. They may be dorky, creepy, fat, fugly, nerdy etc. but the point is they function in a very basic way, and this is in terms of fuckability leagues above Chris. Chris cannot imagine being on their level, as mediocre as some of these guys are.

    And none of these guys I can think of is married, engaged, in a relationship or even capable of getting a date (at least not with a woman who isn't a complete trainwreck).

    The fuck makes Chris think he's going to find what better men than him with better prospects and more better social skills cannot manage to accomplish?

    (I should note none of these guys really bitch about it either. It's more of a shrug and carry on attitude.)
     
    Trefoil Knot, Sep 7, 2017
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  13. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    TV.
     
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  14. Princess Celestia

    Princess Celestia Your local techni-color horse.

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    Well none of those people invented Sonichu.
     
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  15. Alan Smithee

    Alan Smithee Well-Known Member

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    If it weren't for Chris-Chan, I'd have absolutely no idea what pre-teen girls are into.
     
    Alan Smithee, Sep 7, 2017
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  16. Pibot

    Pibot The autist formerly known as Pikonic

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    Chris has empathy and understands the importance of "sensual emotionally-linked eye contact."
     
    Pibot, Sep 7, 2017
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  17. Attachments-senpai

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    Well, my suspicions about the target audience for Life Is Strange were just verified.
     
    Attachments-senpai, Sep 7, 2017
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  18. TiggleYaPoosay

    TiggleYaPoosay I Can Roll My Tongue

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    You know I think I actually own it on Xbox via Games with Gold. Never played it because it looks/sounds pretty stupid.
     
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  19. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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    Well chris's idea of saying good bye to a woman he had dinner with once is burying his face in their breasts, so I don't think he's going to get many second dates. his best option is the last call barflies that are so wasted they can't tell the difference between chris and Brad Pitt.
     
    YamchasOnlyFan, Sep 7, 2017
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    QuiltGuilt My 2-cent_garbage.com

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    Just imagine the morning after. The cloister would get a new member
     
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