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FB 2/2/17 - Random thought on skunk smell

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Hurtful Truth Level, Feb 2, 2017.

  1. A Brazilian Sperg 56

    A Brazilian Sperg 56 Brazilian nigger

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    It's ironic he has the French flag as his avatar and he talks about smelling like a skunk and getting used to it.
     
  2. realCWC

    realCWC Active Member

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    That skunk smell is probably his b.o. overpowering the perfume in some kinda battle that resembles some DBZ charge attacks vying for the right of way into the enemies face.
     
  3. Caffeinated_pirate

    Caffeinated_pirate Wait, what?

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    Lul.

    This post shows how his brain works: he notices two things that are similar and must tell everyone what he accomplished. Like a toddler.

    Also, the perfume he uses smells like skunk.
     
  4. Gerion

    Gerion Fat Binturong

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    Wasn't Christine's ~signature scent~ Britney Spears' "Curious"? If so case fuckin' closed, that stuff smells just like a dead rat found in a hockey bag.
     
  5. Mariposa Electrique

    Mariposa Electrique Well-Known Member

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    For Chris' horrible thought process, that concept is almost okay..
     
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  6. Apocalypso

    Apocalypso Well-Known Member

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  7. Count Olaf

    Count Olaf The Swedish term for beef that is roasted

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    Considering the stench of the heaping garbage piles of rotting food and god knows what else, the feces of animals and humans alike scattered and smeared throughout the house, the massive B.O. and old lady stench from Barb, and the even more massive B.O. rank from Chris himself I'm surprised he was able to even single out a skunk smell, if it was actually a skunk. I would have thought he'd gone completely nose blind to it all.
     
  8. king kong... with wings?

    king kong... with wings? Snek doesn't like being manhandled

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    Wtf is wrong with you Brandi?
     
  9. The Mysterious Stranger

    The Mysterious Stranger An Angel named Satan

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    Well that is the most pointless observation I've read all day.

    5 bucks says the skunk left after it caught a whiff of Chris' "scent"
     
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  10. UGADawg08

    UGADawg08 New Member

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    Compared to Chris' odor, skunk spray is positively fragrant and floral.
     
  11. HotaruThodt

    HotaruThodt I Can Feel the Cosmos!

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    Is it bad that when I first read his post my first thought was one of his "fans" might be outside smoking a big fat doobie?
     
  12. Guinastasia

    Guinastasia The Poster Formerly Known As Mrs Paul

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    Apparently this isn't uncommon, or at least, unheard of.
     
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  13. Robotic Richard Simmons

    Robotic Richard Simmons Well-Known Member

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    Typical Chris and his blatant hypocrisy. Remember when Chris begged Unilever to make it so THE HOMO GAYS couldn't use his amazing STRAIGHT AND HONEST body spray?

    SchuComic3Page09.jpg
     
  14. Lurkman

    Lurkman Not lurking at all and probably not a man

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    Well, this proves Chris has NEVER used/smelled cologne. Or is just trying to be one of those people that tells "fun facts" out of nowhere in an attempt to sound smart even though he's pulling this out of his ass.
     
  15. Crass_and_Champ

    Crass_and_Champ "Something's happening downstairs!"

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    "Scentally delicious and confident"
    Jesus. :cwl:
     
  16. Aldora

    Aldora Well-Known Member

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    May I orbit your belt?
     
  17. Princess Celestia

    Princess Celestia Your local techni-color horse.

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    They could put that on the CWC-scented Axe cologne. Now with 15% more skunk
     
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  18. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    "Did you bathe?"
    "No [...]"
     
  19. Mouseberger

    Mouseberger Ground Lolcow on White Bread

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    I'm not scentally delicious, but I am deliciously scented.
     
  20. Guinastasia

    Guinastasia The Poster Formerly Known As Mrs Paul

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    The old "Italian shower"
     
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