FB 1/21/17 - Stressed and dizzy @:(

This has everything you need to know:

https://sonichu.com/cwcki

 

Not counting the Esty stuff, since 2003: https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris's_resume

 

He volunteered to help out as the Gym Leader’s Assistant for the Pokémon Trading Card Game league. Did he get payed for that? That ended in 2007.

 

I highly doubt it.

 

Do you think there is any chance of him ever finding employment?

 

NO.

 

Damn. That's pretty bad.

 

Maybe at an McDonald's or something. But the real question is if he will be able to hold a job for an extended period of time before freaking out? I mean, we all know how well he acted in the GAMe PLACe...

 

It might be different because he would actually be working there.

 

Do you mean him actively searching or managers actively accepting? In either case the answer is no

 

He managed to get posts in the past. But then again, 14 years without working would probably make you unemployable.

 

It's not like he's physically incapable of working. It's just that the only real job he had he fucked up by essentially being and idiot. I think he would be fine doing jobs where he doesn't have to interact with customers at all. Stocking shelves has come up a lot in the KF forum.

 

I think one of the major issues in him getting a job (besides the whole "him being CWC" thing) is that he straight up doesn't want to work. If he had an easy repetitive job where he wasn't within smelling distance of people he could totally do it I think, but that means less time for videogames and legos. He'd rather take what he sees as the easy route by e- begging.

 

Looking like Buffalo bill from silence of the lambs probably hinder is employment opportunities

 

Or, he could get a job just to beg while flipping burgers and start a new saga.

Bringing up Chris' smell makes me wonder, what in the hell is going on with Chris and chores. I wonder if he leaves the same damn clothes laying around for months on end until Barb bitches at him to wash them. BMO said that he had a funky and musky odor emanating from both himself and his clothes when he was at "The End of Games".

He was probably paid in unkind stares as well as a few laughs and whispers that went completely over his head.

The style of Trailor Trash Pre-Teen Royalty on welfare will have that affect on most employers.

 

Probably that and when they are actually washed he just throws them on the floor that hasn't been vacuumed in years.

 

Especially if the carpet in all of his rooms looked the one where he filmed Eid, Pmurt, Eid (AKA covered in pet piss and garbage).

 

I wish I could get tired from doing nothing.

Maybe not, I don't want a shitty diet and uncontrolled estrogen in my system, among other things he's too lazy to fix.

 

Doing fuck all is really stressing to the body.

 

I wonder if chris still does fitness with 12 packs of soda/tea.