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Discussion in 'Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt' started by Hellblazer, Feb 26, 2016.

  1. Hellblazer

    Hellblazer Autism on the rocks Staff Member Administrator Moderator

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    A thread for compiling Kengle's often bizarre, often mind-numbing Facebook comments and Twitter posts.

    Pointless suggestions in Chris' Facebook comments:
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    This is bound to be horrifying:
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  2. Foulmouth

    Foulmouth Suck my cock you faggots

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    Is Jessica Quinn a new whiteknight/troll ?
    Don't really recall her.
    Pretty good advice though really, apart from being a complete waste of fucking time. (because chris)
     
  3. Hellblazer

    Hellblazer Autism on the rocks Staff Member Administrator Moderator

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    She's been replying a lot to Chris' posts lately, so the best bet is a new wannabe sweetheart saga.
     
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    Hellblazer Autism on the rocks Staff Member Administrator Moderator

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    Well, this is certainly a thing...

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  5. Hellblazer

    Hellblazer Autism on the rocks Staff Member Administrator Moderator

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    Kengle2.PNG

    Oh, Ken has a new FB for his project? Let's take a look:

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    Well, that's very Kengle...

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    Huh, suppose we'd better take a look at that, too...

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    There will never be another artist like this man, ever.
     
  6. Foulmouth

    Foulmouth Suck my cock you faggots

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    Has he been getting drawing lessons from moleman ?
     
  7. Adderall Zombie

    Adderall Zombie Well-Known Member

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    it's really hard to conceal how hard those pics get me. kengle really knows what a guy like me likes to see. : )
     
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    Glaive Cyber Tzar Staff Member Administrator Moderator

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    I bet he will use them. He will start getting in shape and will organize that meeting with @Peace and Harmony from the KF. As he sits across the table from him with his buff arms out of his tanktop he will say "so, I saw you had some things to say about me on the internet".
     
  10. Hellblazer

    Hellblazer Autism on the rocks Staff Member Administrator Moderator

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    Some Twitter autism on Kengle Love Day. Happy 56th, collector of lolcows. Boil up a special dinner or something. Or maybe make some soul food to get a good start on the Jungle Fever Lovequest.

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    Corgi Friendly Forum Fiend Staff Member Moderator

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    He spent his entire birthday stalking the geographic location of some New Jersey-ian trees. He sure is progressive! Wow! Maybe next year, he'll follow a naturally occurring field of dandelions in Waterloo!
     
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    Hellblazer Autism on the rocks Staff Member Administrator Moderator

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    The site rebuild is going very Kengle-ey. Dat navigation.

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    Also, some descriptions of the wildlife and geography of his fictional planet.

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  13. Hellblazer

    Hellblazer Autism on the rocks Staff Member Administrator Moderator

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    Minor career stuff:
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    And now the fun shit. Looking forward to seeing what new Buffalo Cube looks like.

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    Hellblazer Autism on the rocks Staff Member Administrator Moderator

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    Breakfast of champions:

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    Agent Cooper Damn fine coffee.

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    what..PNG
    What? :confused:
     
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    Corgi Friendly Forum Fiend Staff Member Moderator

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    My only reasonable explanation of Kengel.
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    Hellblazer Autism on the rocks Staff Member Administrator Moderator

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    That crazyass art reflects the madness of his subconscious and the insanity of his dreams.
     
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    MerriedxReldnahc The Gayest Gay Man Who Ever Gayed in CWCville

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    Kengle just baffles me. For the longest time I thought he was some 14 year old kid who wanted to be one of the cool kids and get Lolcows' attention. But no, he's an old-ass man. An old-ass man with a very tenuous grasp of internet culture and actually pretty much everything. And that's just weird.
     
  20. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    And until recently Kengle really didn't have an online presence, and he's pretty much silent about the time before. Maybe his attention-seeking, job-hopping, and "Lol-Cow Roundup" adventures are a midlife crisis?