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Facebook 08/11/2017 - Insanity (Chris gets possessed and shills for Neptunia)

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Uncle Frank, Nov 8, 2017.

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Is Chris getting better?

  1. Yes

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  2. No

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  3. Are you fucking kidding me

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  1. Major Tech Priest

    Major Tech Priest Adeptus Biologis studying Sonichu

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    personally i would agree with you in most cases, but think about this case though: Chris has put A LOT of detail into his make believe for it to be only that to him. most kids growing up have "imaginary friends", but when you ask them about those friends the child's reply is usually very vague or just general comments such as "nice" or "funny" or "tall", never anything too specific or detailed. But, look at Chris' world and you find it to be very vastly built and very fine tuned/detailed to the point where it's actually become a living thing to Chris, and to a point us as well. I mean hell, we got Billy Mays to be the mayor, Most things that are that specific or off would be shrugged aside, but Chris not only embraced it but ultimately accepted that fact (and later vehemently denied it). So in the case of Chris, i actually wholly believe he's totally fucking lost his marbles.
     
  2. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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    I would describe it as Chris's toy chest. Chris puts everything that he likes into Cwcville, from his sonichus, to his politics, the video games and anime the likes. Its his safe space, where nothing bad or evil can exist, and its where chris is an all powerful god. Most kids, and even most manchildren grow out of these power fantasies, yet chris has had this power fantasy for over ten years now. Most people who have a fantasy world for this length of time either admit there's problems and try to fix them or have gone so loopy that they would defend their fantasy because its simply too appealing when compared to the harshness of reality.

    Remember when Alec got Simolma removed? chris's fantasy world was desecrated by an outside source and he didn't want anything to do with it for a long, long time. Billy Mays was a point where we got him to do things to his creation, but he was more lukewarm about adding Billy mays to his fantasy because he had no opinions on the celebrity. Simolma was a stolen creation chris tried to claim 'nuh-uh she's mine' but finally got killed off. The moment chris brought her back it was like the walls against reality came shooting back up. [this is why I think Alec was best troll. He nearly got chris to abandon his fantasy world.]

    And I agree, I think its safe to conclude that he's getting worse, that all hope of chris improving is now finally stamped out. While he's always believed in magic and curses, he never professed any stupid ideas like he's spouting now (psychic powers, multiverse theory).

    Chris is now the living embodiment of that meme with the smiling cartoon dog who's sitting in a burning building saying 'This is fine.'
     
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  3. NAITCHA BAH

    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

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    Not sure of joking or full-on edge lord.

    Either way, we're all fucked if that happens.
     
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  4. king kong... with wings?

    king kong... with wings? Snek doesn't like being manhandled

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    Hopefully either of those two because eugenics is a very bad idea
     
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  5. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Like others said, better that Chris stay at home overindulging fantasies about alternate realities than running over shopkeepers and pepper spraying retail employees.
     
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  6. QuiltGuilt

    QuiltGuilt My 2-cent_garbage.com

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    But how long will he let them mostly stay at home?
     
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  7. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

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  8. Princess Celestia

    Princess Celestia Your local techni-color horse.

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    [[Insert obvious CWC joke here]]
     
  9. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

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  10. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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    Nice to see chris is ignoring the masses from the Pewdypai drama to play pretend with underage anime characters from a 2 year old video game.
     
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  11. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    The "relationship" and "breakup" with JQ really must've done a number on Chris' sanity, unlike the older "Sweethearts." Bronycon certainly didn't help either.
     
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  12. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

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  13. QuiltGuilt

    QuiltGuilt My 2-cent_garbage.com

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    I think he's calling his bowel movements, that are wreaking havoc inside and outside of him, Kurome.
     
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  14. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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    "Very omnipotent" Proof that chris doesn't know what that word means. You're either all-powerful or not.
     
  15. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    "Don't ask who is the most powerful, but have faith [...]" - Chris on cartoon characters

    Sounds like something a medieval clergyman would say to a peasant.
     
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  16. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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    Well, TV and video games raised him so there's some logic in him deifying fictional characters.
     
  17. Alan Smithee

    Alan Smithee Well-Known Member

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    I think we're witnessing the start of the most bafflingly bat-shit theology since the creation of Heaven's Gate. Chris'tard is truly the Marshall Herff Applewhite of our time.
     
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  18. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    At least Applewhite was obsessed with Star Trek.

    Chris is obsessed with some pony cartoon and some vidya about anthropomorphized video game consoles.
     
  19. Aggressive Bubble Cat

    Aggressive Bubble Cat "Angry salt water bathed Pussy"

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    I know not a goddamn thing about Neptunia but seeing that text wall has already made me despise whatever Chris is up.

    Especially seeing an image of a small anime girl following it.
     
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  20. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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    long story short: its about anime girls who are the personifications of video game consoles fight a generic anime villain.

    Its Food Fight but with video games.
     
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